final fantasy chracters that are ugly

[Evee]

SorcerESS as opposed to SorcerER. A woman, yes.

Right, Sorceress means a woman, but we can't say Adel is a woman only for this reason. We can say "Adel is a woman because in FFVIII, only women can be sorceresses.", but we can't say "Adel is a woman because she is a sorceress".

In addition I have to say that in the french translation, characters refer to Adel both with "her" and "him". Should she be a hermafrodite? O:


However all this is off-topic..stop it

 

[LanguageSponge]

I imagine my opinions are not going to be any different from the majority, but here goes:

Queen Brahne. Obviously. This is even mentioned right at the beginning of IX by Baku if you answer his questions in a certain way during the Tantalus meeting. Evil people are often portrayed as being ugly, and this woman is no exception!

Steiner. As much as I like him, he's not exactly Prince Charming. Zidane also often alludes to his rusty armour and all that, and obviously Zidane calls Steiner Rusty early on. When he's shown running up the tower at the beginning looking for Princess Garnet, he's shown panting and gasping for breath. Maybe he just ran a lot farther than it looked like he did, or maybe they're trying to portray him as fat and unfit - further highlighting his inferiority to Beatrix.

Freya. Her people are effectively rats. And she doesn't exactly look like Beatrix or Garnet. I have yet to focus on her as a main character in my party, but I'd like to just for the variety.

Quina. I don't feel like I need to say any more. Just... what was it?

I realise so far that all my examples of ugly people have been from FFIX. This isn't intentional, it just happened that way. And I do like IX. It's one of my favourites. So I'll try to balance it out.

Tidus. Not just because I don't like him. I think they went to too much of an effort to make him a pampered pretty boy, and sometimes I feel like the more effort someone makes the more it just fails. This is one example.

Seymour. Overhanging robe, pot belly, varicose veins all over his face, blue hair and they have to hold an entire Blitzball tournament to finance his hairgel addiction.

Rikku in X-2. Anyone who wears less clothes walking around normally than when she's supposed to be wearing a bikini is just trying too hard. And I think she's only 17 in X-2 as well, so she'll still get you a prison sentence.

Brother. Okay, so he's got a haircut I'm not a fan of at all and the suspenders are awful. He's also not wearing a shirt so those suspenders, which are also awful, must be sore at least sometimes. He's also wearing earrings which there's no reason for a guy to wear under any circumstances, and he's got so much ink on him that you could probably write half the Bible with it. Also, who the hell calls their son "Brother"? *sigh*

NORG - I honestly thought they'd run out of ideas and had just borrowed Jabba the Hut. My God.

 

[iSmiff]

Rikku in X-2. Anyone who wears less clothes walking around normally than when she's supposed to be wearing a bikini is just trying too hard. And I think she's only 17 in X-2 as well, so she'll still get you a prison sentence

Come on, it's not that bad. Nowhere bad enough for it to have her appear in an 'ugly' list. And hey, 17 is legal in the UK

 

[LanguageSponge]

Come on, it's not that bad. Nowhere bad enough for it to have her appear in an 'ugly' list. And hey, 17 is legal in the UK

Okay so Rikku in X-2 doesn't qualify as ugly. I just disapprove. I'd also like to add Zell to the ugly list. Once you start getting tattoos, never mind facial tattoos, then attractiveness just goes flying out the window at breakneck speed.