Have you ever faked it?

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Have you ever been into a relationship where she or he was totally faking it or was it the opposite way? I'm pretty sure you know what I mean by "faking it", don't you? If not, then here's a little hint just for you: organisms. :P

If the answer is supposed to be a yes, then did the girl/boy knew about that already? That whole thing, the whole production, was it all an act? And what about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?

As for myself, yeah sometimes, I believe I've done it twice only. Why you ask? Well, you know... if it's enough already and I just wanna get some sleep. :lol:
 
Yeah I've faked it. And no...he never knew a thing, the smug SOB!! lol!

Doesn't necessarily mean I didn't enjoy it or whatnot, just yeah to get it over with sometimes, lol!
 
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LMFAO they sure are.
Answer to the question at hand though no i havent and i dont think she did, i may have to ask her...what anakward question "Hey did you fake your orgasm when we were having intercourse".
 
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Yes DB, I've faked an organism. LOL.

I am not lucky enough to be allowed the chance for that.
 
He meant orgasm, everyone knows. :P

Um, well, I've been in that situation, and proud of it [I don't believe in that sort of thing until after I'm 16].

But, I have been in a relationship where they have faked liking me. :) How awesome is that? Yeah, they didn't actually like me, but just wanted me on their arm because I was 'eye candy.'
 
Sephire said:
Um, well, I've been in that situation, and proud of it [I don't believe in that sort of thing until after I'm 16].
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"I've been in that situation" - typo? :P Good for you, by the way. Wait for me! :lol:

But, I have been in a relationship where they have faked liking me. :) How awesome is that? Yeah, they didn't actually like me, but just wanted me on their arm because I was 'eye candy.'
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That's horrible. *hugs*
 
I meant haven't been in that situation >.<. Wow, I'm really out of it. o_O *Hugs back* Thanks Dave, I'm still to get revenge xD. He moved to Birmingham *Rolls eyes*

I'm not sure if I could ever fake an orgasm with my partner. I mean, if they weren't pleasing me, I'd let them know, so we could experiment and improve, and both be satisfied. :)
 
Sephire said:
I meant haven't been in that situation >.<. Wow, I'm really out of it. o_O *Hugs back* Thanks Dave, I'm still to get revenge xD. He moved to Birmingham *Rolls eyes*

I'm not sure if I could ever fake an orgasm with my partner. I mean, if they weren't pleasing me, I'd let them know, so we could experiment and improve, and both be satisfied. :)
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When you wrote that, I bet you were trying to hard (pun +1) not to burst out laughing. Either that, or failing miserably :lol: Or is that just me? *strokes invisible beard*
 
av neva had the oppertunity to fake it lol and i think i agree with Sephire about the i'd let them know thing :) but i will let you know :D xxx
 
I've never faked it in a relationship. I'm honest in relationships. I have faked it with one time flings (only if their terrible and I feel bad for them).
 
I dressed up as a cow for Halloween a couple years back. That's the only organism I've faked being... ;)
 
I've faked it once or twice, maybe. Gosh I don't really know. O.O I've always enjoyed it. But yeah, I think I did fake it once or twice because I was sleepy and wanted it to be over. =/

Lol what a weird thread. I didn't expect to find one like this. =P Cool though.
 
you girls and your sneaky fakings.

fortunately, they never work for me. i know if a girl is faking. ;)

and i can't help but relate the first post to a Seinfeld episode. in fact, it was almost word for word.
 
Sephire said:
I meant haven't been in that situation >.<. Wow, I'm really out of it. o_O *Hugs back* Thanks Dave, I'm still to get revenge xD. He moved to Birmingham *Rolls eyes*
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*lives in Birmingham*

Any idea whereabouts? ^_- I can always do the revenge thing. XD

I joke, I joke.

I've never faked it. Have had to spend over an hour the once trying to actually "Get the job done". Blame alcohol.

Although one thing I'm proud of and shouldn't be proud of is making a girl who was famous for being "Unscreamable" scream without faking it.
 
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