Have you ever faked it?

Seeing as most girls fake it anyways I don't mind if I hit the spot or not. Just give it some wellie and see what happens.

However there was this one time where I'm pretty damn sure she got the big 'O', and by god wasn't it a scary experience. I even still got scratches on my back to show for it :huh:
 
Moonchild said:
Seeing as most girls fake it anyways I don't mind if I hit the spot or not. Just give it some wellie and see what happens.

However there was this one time where I'm pretty damn sure she got the big 'O', and by god wasn't it a scary experience. I even still got scratches on my back to show for it :huh:
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bulls-eye!

been so long ago since i...

so i don't really know...
 
Moonchild said:
Thats cos your a bloke

and 14
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i was gonna comment on the age as well. haha.

but i'll agree with you that when the girl does hit the big o, it's a scary event. i thought she was gonna pull my arms off or something. oh, and they're loud. haha. :cool:

off topic, but what's your favorite live maiden album? i vote for rock in rio. :)
 
I don't understand why anyone would fake pleasure.
In that case, your partner will continue to think that he/she is doing a fantastic job, and you'll end up never being pleased.
 
Wolvatron said:
i was gonna comment on the age as well. haha.

but i'll agree with you that when the girl does hit the big o, it's a scary event. i thought she was gonna pull my arms off or something. oh, and they're loud. haha. :cool:

off topic, but what's your favorite live maiden album? i vote for rock in rio. :)
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Yes mate finaly some manley sanity on these boards, a bloke who strays from an orgasium topic in favour of Maiden, the way it should be :D

I've always loved Rock In Rio too, tho Live After Death probably beats it by a margin because of the songs. RIR doesn't have Phantom of The Opera! oh dear oh dear....

Beast Over Hammersmith is a great one that probably comes third, Live At Donington and the Real Live/Dead One's were quite dire overall, and Death On The Road was really good too but I felt they cut too much out which makes it sound rather half assed and loses some of its spark as a live album.
 
Never faked it to be honest. I almost did one time but I would rather actually feel the pleasure than fake it. xD
 
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