i got some lynx shower gel

[Marquis of Granby]

it is new and its called deep space. it looks like a giant bottle of cum but it smells lovely.

i realise this might sound quite gay, but as you all know im actually a paedophile so i cant be gay.

 

[AddleBoy]

Isn't cum supposed to be good for your hair? Also, can't you be a paedophile and gay at the same time?

 

[Will Graham]

We will compare your hair to someone who's is not routinely semen covered and find out

 

[Marquis of Granby]

the pope said i definitely couldnt be gay. he did say he'd protect me if all i wanted to do was rape some kids though.

 

[Will Graham]