Isn't that the worst thing ever!?Like, when you try to eat your cereal in peace and all of a sudden you see this outside your window:
Or, like, when you are getting out of the car to go somewhere and see this:
I get super uncomfortable when I see them and then I start to have panic attacks because I know that they are plotting to try and kill me. They go around committing heinous crimes and nobody does anything about it! I live in constant fear of whether or not I will make it home from work or not because of an emu attack.
I watched my neighbor get murdered by emus. I was outside enjoying the weather and she was outside, tending to her garden, minding her own business, when all of a sudden she was attacked by a group of emus. They stabbed her repeatedly with what looked like screwdrivers. Fearing for my own life, I ran inside and dialed 911 to report the incident, but by the time they had gotten here the emus were long gone and there was nothing that the police could do.
I feel like something needs to be done! I'm sick of constantly wondering whether or not I will live to see tomorrow. We need to put a stop to this! These emus are not only a danger to the people of the world, but a danger to our children and our children's future!
Or, like, when you are getting out of the car to go somewhere and see this:
I get super uncomfortable when I see them and then I start to have panic attacks because I know that they are plotting to try and kill me. They go around committing heinous crimes and nobody does anything about it! I live in constant fear of whether or not I will make it home from work or not because of an emu attack.
I watched my neighbor get murdered by emus. I was outside enjoying the weather and she was outside, tending to her garden, minding her own business, when all of a sudden she was attacked by a group of emus. They stabbed her repeatedly with what looked like screwdrivers. Fearing for my own life, I ran inside and dialed 911 to report the incident, but by the time they had gotten here the emus were long gone and there was nothing that the police could do.
I feel like something needs to be done! I'm sick of constantly wondering whether or not I will live to see tomorrow. We need to put a stop to this! These emus are not only a danger to the people of the world, but a danger to our children and our children's future!
I'd happily kiss that fluffy nose! (creepy?)
too cuuute
