I may not be perfect, but...

Before I start on myself, I just want to say that I have this magical gift that allows me to be able to point out the flaws in everything. Everything. I really can't help it, and at times, it really fucking sucks. But as I meet new people, or even just walk down the street, I can't help but point out the flaws in everyone I see. :ffs:

Same goes for meself, so I'll begin. :griin:

Mentally, I realize I'm too damned judgmental. Sure, I like it, but I know it's not right. However, I don't care. Which brings me to my next point, which is that I'm emotionally apathetic to just about everything. I simply don't care, because I can't find a logical, or a worthwhile reason to care. I'm egotistical, narcissistic, and a megalomaniac like you wouldn't fucking believe. But while I'm able to point these things out as wrong, I like them.

Physically, I've got quite a few scars. I'm never happy with my hair anymore. (Though most people say it looks fine, I just can't help but feel something is wrong with it. No idea where that's coming from.) My lips are always cracked, because I fucking hate chap stick. I'm color blind, so I get most colors wrong when I'm pointing something out.

These are relatively small, and while I can point them out as flaws, I like who I am. And while I may not be happy with my hair, I'm strangely apathetic towards it. (While I may have a lack of caring towards others, I fucking love myself.) I embrace my flaws because they make me... Me. I wouldn't change it for the world.

Besides, even with the few flaws that I have (if you can even justify them as flaws), I'm still better than the lot of you. :griin:
 
I'll start with the flaws: Physically, I'm skinny. i can see all my ribs, I have no abs and my chest is flat. I don't really mind that because I'm not superficial. Muscles are not a plus for me. What I don't like about my personality is that I'm lazy and I tend to procrastinate a lot. I'm also really self-centered. I don't really care about others and I don't show a lot of sympathy when I should.

What i like about me is that I'm not judgmental. I'm also respectful of others when it comes to different opinions. I like who I am and I don't plan to change anything.
 
my flaws are kind off small maybe

physically i hate my body really i have like this wierd amount of fat that doesn't dissapear like seriously and i know its not muscle because then i wouldn't mind, also i am a slow runner and don't like too much physical activities i also have very skinny arms and almost no muscle on them which i don't really care about but it sucks when i have to lift anything and have almost nothing but some muscle and bone for strength

i have quite a few pimples on my face its apparently just a stage in puberty i don't really care and i refuse to use zit cream. i also hate how easily i bruise i mean its really bad i got a bruise once when my friend applied a little too much pressure on a light punch

my personality i am quite optimistic although i do get down in the dumps about school and when my mum isn't happy with my marks in school, i am very shy meeting new people and talking to them knowing i may see them again kind of makes me nervous although this is mostly around girls so i kind of think its normal, i am kinda sensitive and extremely stubborn i laugh a little too much and find myself very wierd. I am very sarcastic sometimes and i like to test out the extent of my powers to anger and annoy people because i kind of find it fun i am very lazy unless i need to do something i do care about other people especially my friends and will listen to their problems or will ask if they are felling well if they don't act like they are.

one of the few things i like about my self is my personality which although has many flaws makes me pretty resistant to all of the stupid names people come up with i am kind of smart in the sense that i can at least have an engaging conversation with somebody i grow almost no hair on my face as of yet which i kind of like as i don't see myself having a beard and still looking like myself my hair has the amazing ability to almost always be spiked unless i don't want it to be which is kind of a hassel and that is about it i'd say oh yeah i daydream quite a bit and have a very open imagination i can imagine almost anything which is great for when i'm writing stories which i do kind of like doing and i like reading a good book every now and then
 
Darquewillow said:
Before I start on myself, I just want to say that I have this magical gift that allows me to be able to point out the flaws in everything. Everything. I really can't help it, and at times, it really fucking sucks. But as I meet new people, or even just walk down the street, I can't help but point out the flaws in everyone I see. :ffs:

Mentally, I realize I'm too damned judgmental. Sure, I like it, but I know it's not right. However, I don't care. Which brings me to my next point, which is that I'm emotionally apathetic to just about everything. I simply don't care, because I can't find a logical, or a worthwhile reason to care. I'm egotistical, narcissistic, and a megalomaniac like you wouldn't fucking believe. But while I'm able to point these things out as wrong, I like them.
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omg you sound exactly like me! All my friends tell me I am too judgmental! Everytime i see someone as soon as they leave I point out a flaw in that person and laugh about it.
I think thats my Flaw, that I am just a super bitch who hates everyone and doesn't give a shit about anyone and anything!
I also hate my stomach because I am super thin and then have this pot belly hanging out, its gross :(

My good traits are... I guess I am funny sometimes and I apparently have awesome boobs and ass but eh thats what people say...
 
There's many flaws that I could list but, I don't wanna go on forever and evah :wacky: don't get me wrong, I could say that cheesy bullshit that I like who I am and how my flaws make me who I am but, that's what everyone else says xD.


One that comes to mind is a flaw that well, I should try a little harder to improve on but, here I go.

I'm not really going to talk about my flaws physically however, (it may not seem like it around the forums) but, I do have a temper. Sometimes I get frustrated too easily and quickly because I'm really impatient. I know I could control it, its just one of my flaws that is harder to control then others because, my family has a bad history for bad tempers though, that shouldn't be an excuse. I wish little things didn't bug me and, I wish I wasn't so easily stressed. When I get stressed, my temper worsens
>.< Sometimes, I come off as really moody and I hate it >_<

As for the pro of myself, i'd have to say that i'm very.... trustworthy. I really like that about myself because, I like to lend a helping hand to my friends and family. I like the feeling that they trust me enough to tell me whats going on. I'm a very good secret-keeper and, i'm very proud of myself for that.
 
Cons:

I have a big nose :( Hate to say it, but its true. I wouldn't change it though, because its a family trait and if somebody doesn't like me because I have a bigger nose, f em' :awesome:


I am really thin. I weigh about 105 pounds and people look at me like I'm anorexic but I'm not. I eat ALL THE TIME..I just have a fast metabolism. Sometimes I skip meals when I'm not hungry, just eating when I get hungry and I guess that may contribute...but I've never been keen on force-feeding myself.


I can be naive. I have been taken advantage in the past by false friends...but I got smart after that and cut them off. I've learned to be more careful about who I make friends with.

Some people might consider me sort of snobby, but I'm really not if you get to know me. I might be a little bit into brand names and etc...but thats not the only thing I'm about. Nothing that I have ever goes to waste, and I make a lot of donations to Good Will and our yearly church rummage sale. I never throw anything out.


I'm very fair skinned. I hate the sun. People always ask me if I'm sick and I'm like noooooo. My coworkers always know when I'm not wearing a bronzer/blush because they always ask me if I'm ok. :jtc:

I'm not always a very good secret keeper. I have a hard time not always telling other people the things people tell me in the strictest of confidentialy. If its of utmost importance I'll be quiet about it, if not...


I can be immature. I've been known to laugh at inappropriate times...like at the end of The Exorcist: The Beginning. I was in a theatre full of people when the chick who needed the exorcising went and hid in that cave...then the priest came chasing after her and she was like "F*** me!!! F*** me!!!" I TOTALLY LOL'd and I was the only person in the theatre who did...I couldn't help it, it was hilarious :tehe:


I'm shy. Painfully, almost. I hate it. I have a very, very hard time meeting guys and as a result, I've only had a few halfway serious relationships in my life. It hasn't gotten better over the years, and I doubt its going to in the future.

I have trust issues in relationships...I've had my heart broken a lot and as a result I'm weary of meeting new people.


Pro's-

I have nice hair. People have always told me that I have nice hair. Its thick, shiny, long, and I have lots of it, so I guess thats good :awesome:

I'm not judgemental. If I meet someone new and I get that vibe they are going to irritate me, I befriend them anyways. I always try to be the better person. I've learned in life that if you act on that initial period where you judge someone by how they look, etc... and you write them off...you could be missing out on someone who you could end up being really good friends with. A book cannot always be judged by its cover.


I'm a good listener. I've always been there for my friends and have been their shoulder to cry on. I don't think there can be anything better than having someone be there for you and listen while you are going through the miserable times in your life.


I'm a good friend. I don't talk crap about my friends, and if I hear someone is talking about them, I confront them, then I tell my friend about it. I'm never out to fight anyone, I'm just out to set the truth straight.


I'm intelligent. I'm proud of myself for working to become a nurse. I may not have a PhD or anything, but I still think I'm smart.

I look young. People have always told me I look young for my age, and most of the time I take that as a compliment. I ask everyone how old I look and they say 18. I figure by the time I'm 60 I'll look like I'm 45 or something and thats a pretty good thing :awesome:

People have told me I have a very good heart. I always search for the good in people, and I always strive to give people the best that I can of myself...It sounds silly, but its true.

....and thats al I can think of at the moment :monster:
 
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Hmmm...

Cons:

My nose: I'm Greek, and being Greek means having a very retarded nose. Not exactly big, but theres a retarded bump in it and well yeah, its weird

My shoulders: I used to be a swimmer, so my shoulders are broad as anything. I literally look like a man and its horrible

My thighs: After swimming, I did dancing. And all dancers get massive thighs, all of them. I don't dance anymore, but they're still huge and I hate them.

Now, my arms I'm kinda eh about. I don't particularly hate them with a passion, because they're lovely and toned, but I don't particularly like them either, they add to the whole 'man' look.

Pros:

My eyes: If you didn't know any better, you would think my eyes are literally black. You cant see my pupil and i loves it (they're actually a really dark brown but whatever)

My stomach: while i don't have abs, or i'm not particularly toned there, my stomach is generally flat =)

My hair: Is thick, its brown, its naturally wavy and its gorgeous. recently I put a really dark purple rinse through it and it looked really pretty, but it faded so =(

thats pretty much it!

Oh! interesting fact about me that no one else in the world has: I have to think about walking heel-toe heel-toe, otherwise I just naturally walk on my toes. Its quite funny actually...
 
Physical Cons:

  • I have a large nose.
  • I hate my thighs and bum. I used to be overweight, and this is the place where my remaining fat lingers. It makes me feel out of proportion... but I suppose it's the healthier place to have fat. :lew:
  • My legs are a little to muscley... This is probably due to walking throughout my childhood and Lakeland/mountain walking once or twice a year.
  • I have a birthmark on my side which is like a cluster of veins. I hate it primarily because it's painful and when people hug me, I will flinch if they touch it. In addition to that, it causes a line to appear across my stomach when I bend, so it makes my stomach look larger than it is. :gonk:


Physical Pros:

  • I LOVE my teeth! I am rather protective of them. There's a small gap at the front, but apart from that, they're pretty perfect. No fillings, and they're quite white. Not unnaturally so.
  • My smile. :D
  • My arms and wrists...for some reason...
  • My hands and nails! They're larger than Chris', but his are tiny so. :P My nails are so even and well-rounded! :) They;re reasonably strong, too.
  • My eyes are fairly pretty... A bit blue, a bit green, a bit grey, with some brown too. I think of them as unique and weird, like me. :lew:


Personality Cons:

  • I don't complain enough to people directly. I am always worried that my needs are unreasonable. For this reason, I tend to keep quiet when people disappoint me, but confide in others about it so that I can let go of my disappointment. :/
  • I can be a little mean sometimes... I don't really want to name examples. Okay, I can't think of any... But I can be. >_<
  • I don't help my parents out enough sometimes... This IS partly due to their patronising approach...and they're not very good at being gracious or grateful...but I should help out more, just because it's the right thing to do. :/
  • I find it hard to tell people I don't like them...Consequently, I end up being friendly when I don't mean it. To me this is just dishonest and I hate it. I just don't want to hurt others by being direct. >_<
  • I'm very shy, which means I can be rather awkward in social situations.

Personality Pros:

  • I am very forgiving.
  • I will always try to listen when people are upset.
  • I love to give wanted advice, whether it be about food or relationships.
  • I love to give to people! Recently, a lack of money has made me feel unable to do this, but when I have money, I'll love spending it on gifts for Chris no doubt! I tend to shower people a bit. :lew:
  • I will defend people if I'm feeling confident... I'm quite shy, as I've said before, but sometimes people are even more shy... I tend to take them under my wing when I see people looking lost or hurt.
  • I'm a complete dreamer! A romantic idealist. I know what's realistic, but this doesn't stop me from loving the dream and trying to make wonderful things happen! :)
  • I'm a kid at heart insofar as I love kiddy movies, cartoons and games, but I am very serious when it comes to real life and real situations. It is NOT good to joke about things like racism or rape, so people who do that are not cool. Some may tell me I'm uptight, but I personally think there is no excuse for it and the fact I don't enjoy these jokes, I believe, is a positive trait.
  • I work very hard when I need to.
  • I'm dedicated, loyal and (apart from the odd white lie) honest.
 
Yeah, I'm not the most attractive guy out there. Far from it actually. I admit that. Some things just don't go away. I've learned to accept that. I'm not skinny, I have the look of basically a brawny man type deal (Oh mom, you're so old). I don't have friends because of my looks, I have friends because of my big heart that I hate so much.

Despite these decent looks I wear, I'll admit I still go in the bathroom, look at myself in the mirror and cut promos like Cody Rhodes' did in 2010. I do love my beard. Everybody else seems to hate it, but they're mean. LOL. Other than that, I just have confidence in my personality. That's what got me to win all these battles.
 
Fortunately I'm perfect because I am the living embodiment of all mankind's ideals of beauty, however my perfection does have some inherent problems. It's awkward for me to be around others because I look so good that they feel ugly beside me (and rightfully so).
 
I'm not perfect but..

...I have high energy comparable to a rabbit.
...I have a very large sense of humor. I'm the type you can make laugh really easy.
...I have a strong since of justice.
...I am a samaritan.
...I am loyal.
...I will listen to peoples troubles, and never have to worry about me "getting tired of it".
...fear not, for I am watchful. I have awesome observation skills.

My imperfections are left to be observed by the eyes of the beholder.
 
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