I was in the hospital while my wife was giving birth

[Silver Rocket]

The nurse looked at me and said “Congratulations on your son.”
I said, “MAAAAAAAAAN, THIS AIN’T NO SUN. THIS IS MY CHILD.”
So I picked it up
AND THREW IT ON THE GROUUUUUUUUUUUUND.
I AIN’T PART OF THIS SYSTEM.

 

[Kinikko]

AND I THREW IT ON THE GROOOOOUUUUND!

 

[AddleBoy]

 

[Squid]

That ain't my dad... that is a cell phone!

 

[Steve-O]

this is child abuse

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

this already sounds like a shit meme

 

[Silver Rocket]

That ain't my dad... that is a cell phone!

SO I THREW IT ON THE GROUUUUUND!

 

[Squid]

this already sounds like a shit meme

It's not a meme. It's a song by the lonely island gang or whatever they're called...I hope they don't turn it into a meme...

 

[AddleBoy]

I feel like this is a bit of a meme.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

i fucking hate them.