If life were more like Final Fantasy...

[Totoro]

You could go for days with out eating or sleep, and still be able to take down monsters on a regular basis

 

[Ang]

When we actually died, we'd have to be sent to the farplane

 

[Dionysos]

Jumping is against the law, unless in a cutscene or you have it as a battle ability.

 

[Caedus]

Charmin and other toilet paper companies would go out of business due to a complete lack of sales.

 

[Dionysos]

You'd learn to realise that most people are happy with spending their entire lives in a single room and possition.

 

[Caedus]

When the time comes, a hero would always come out of nowhere and liberate the oppressed and destroy the enemy tyrant without even asking for sexual favors.

 

[Totoro]

Everytime you moved around there would be music, depending on your situation/the heightened state of the possible end of the world.

 

[Dionysos]

If you see an animal while walking about outside you KILL IT!!!

 

[Caedus]

There'd be a badass weaponsmith and customs detailer in every town. And nobody would take Credit. Evar.

 

[Linnaete]

You don't need a licence to buy weapons as dangerous as spears or instant deathbringing swords- anyone can buy them even if you are a teenager. The shopkeeper will instantly take your word that you will only use these weapons to cause monsters to disintegrate to Pyreflies or black smoke or whatever- and not to go around dismembering civilians in a town or dislodging your party's limbs.