If you could eat FF creatures...

Then I would do is pray not to be killed and then fly as fast as I can to get away and not be killed like a chicken. Besides, I don't think that is the point here, moogles are FF chickens, end of the story. They are delicious living fictional chickens, I am sure that they make a fluffly meal.
 
^Chocobo are literally giant chickens, so that seems like it'd taste better. Then again, since everything tastes like chicken, wouldn't a moogle taste like a chocobo?

Hmm...
 
One-Eyed Uncle said:
Then I would do is pray not to be killed and then fly as fast as I can to get away and not be killed like a chicken. Besides, I don't think that is the point here, moogles are FF chickens, end of the story. They are delicious living fictional chickens, I am sure that they make a fluffly meal.
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I beg to differ.

Moogles look more cat like, can't imagine them tasting like chicken...

That would be like having salmon which tastes like lamb.
 
I think fried moggles would taste better if you want to eat them that is:)

I would prefer cockatrice's
 
i wonder what the WEAPONS from FF VII would taste like. and Chocobo's look more like Ostrich's so they probably taste like them too. and I'm also curious as to how the Demon wall would taste, it would probably have a really plain flavour wouldn't it.
 
I'd love to know what cockatrices taste like... Meh, they look like huge chickens, act like chickens... I think it tastes like horse :wacky:
 
The following is, of course, fictional, so don't take it seriosuly, but since when have I been serious?

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Hello, fellow gourmets. It is I, MasterX, the man who has tasted every creature from every video game land! They say I have the endurance to eat the most poisonous and toughest creatures, but don't forget; because a monster is strong, does it neccesarily belong in a stew? Well, I will open up a brand new segment for those MasterX fans:

-Get Outta Those Plains And Into My Belly!-

Let's get down to business! We'll start with those lovable chocobos. (Although the folks at Chocobo Farm now hate me because of it...) They have a moist, plump and meaty quality to them which is reminiscent of chicken. Ther flavour depends on the colour of the chocobo. (For the love of god, don't eat red nor gold chocobos. Red ones are spicy as all hell, and gold ones are great for racing.) *They really sell decent seasoned chocobo at Kalm Fried Chocobo restaurants. (The secret is Reagen Greens combined with the heavenly Mimmett Greens to make a season so difficult to resist.)

Next would be the famous but heavily underrated Cactuar. They have juiciness that is unrivaled, even by sea creatures, though very flavourless. The restaurant, Cactuar King, who usually serves it in burgers, has managed to legally duplicated the Reagen/Mimmett combo without being sued by KFC. (Or Gyshal Greens is a cheap substitute for Mimmett.)

Magdragolas DO taste exactly like salad. Conviniently, they're classified the healthiest of food. Don't wanna die from overdose of meat? Try the delisious and nutritious Mandragola!

Hedgehog pies...will kill you. The meat is rare and has been known to kill you within 10 hours of consumption. The meat has a slight burning sensation, but not anything to be excited about. If you don't have a Cactite Flower Petal to cure the Hedgehog Pie Disease.

Malboros are a differentn story to begin with: There's no cure. Don't eat one. Try a Remedy if you feel like. In its early stages, Malboro Poison isn't too effective, but wait an hour, and you'll leave a big toxicy corpse.

Midgar Zolom is the monster to kill if you want a quality meal. Its meat is tough, yet juicy. It won't fill you up as much as any other meat, though it has the highest quality of meat in the world. (Ceourls taste too much like cat to enjoy....)

The Gil Snapper and Great Tortoises from The Giza Rains have tougher meat than Midgar Zolom, but they're way tastier. (Stay away from Silicon Tortoises. They taste like silicon.)

Tonberry meat id very hard to get a hold off, but if you do, you'll enjoy it. (I'm being vague here because this is long enough as it is.) Also, the price for a pound is 1 Mill Gil. (It'll do you more good to sell it than to eat it, but Tonberries have those nasty death moves.)

Behemoths are gigantic and muscular, but their meat would be better if you poured LAVA on it. It's the nastiest meat you'll ever eat, and killing a Bahamoth isn't easy.

Moombas are great meat, but I can't bear to eat another one.. they're so darn cute...

Moogles are just stuffing and blood inside. It'll do you no good to kill one.

It's finally over, folks. So, if you're planning on killing your dinner, take my guide into account.
 
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I'd try some White Mousse, it might taste like Cool Whip! Do the Coooool Whiiiiiip!
 
Lol, I'd definitely try a Tonberry, besides, you don't have to get a knife nor a fire! The food comes with them! :tonberry:
 
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