If you were a different gender..

If I were a boy for one day I think nothing much would change. But I'd probably go out and hit on girls as I don't have to wonder if they would like girls or not. It would make things a lot easier. I would also piss in the bushes on our way home. xD
And I would definetely check myself out in the mirror all the time.
 
I really haven't an idea of what I'd do. I'd need more then a day though. Maybe a week. A day is to short to really experience anything as that drastic of a change. I do know I'd try and have lots of fun with it though.
 
I'd be male.



















But that's cos it's the only gender after female.


Tbh, I'd wanna know what masturbation as a guy was like. Don't ask. I'm just curious.


Being a guy for a day would be freaking awesome, however. :|
 
Yeah the freedom to just go when ever you need to is really tempting!

LOL what as screwy thread........IDK if I was magically changed overnight to a female I'd be like "well this is different"........I suppose I would see what I could do in that form Y'know Physically?

Running, fighting being able to do the same thing as when I were a guy...........and then theres the different way males and females look at things (I'm assuming that given the nature of the thread our minds would change as well?) Being in familiar surrounds and seeing what I would notice as a chick........how would I perceive myself the same way Women I know do......as an "Arrogant Prick"?.

Besides Its not that bigger a difference, Men still have to "sit down" 50% of the time anyway! lol
 
If I was a guy--a hot guy--I'd probably just look at meh body all day. But of course, that's cuz I can't deny a good hot male bodeh :awesome:

I'd try to treat women with respect they should get, it'd be a nice change. Also, I'd love to know how it feels to go pee and not have to WIPE. And oh, yeah, the whole period thing not happening would be cool.

But if I had a choice, I'd stay a woman.

EDIT: And OMG! I'd have to not look at anyone, I'd die if I got my AU manly parts all ready to go *shiver* No thank you! I'd rather cut it off.
 
Hrm, let me think, wait I don't have to! I would A. feel my-self up, unless I wasn't buff or soemthing, I'd also have to see how it feels to pee standing up because that must be awesome :gasp:

Oh and I'd also have to know what it felt like to...masterbate...blech...but a woman's gotta know these things. I'd have to know what an erection felt like too :gasp:
 
I'd touch my tits and be like "that's freakin sweet" and then do everything I did before. But with boobage :monster:
 
If I was a woman for a day, I would actually like it to be the day the period started. Halfway through the day, mind you, because I like to know what many experiences are like and some cannot be done while it's that time. Of course I would have to do the obligatory fondling of myself just to see what that felt like. I would also like to try on clothes, do my hair, go out with the girls, and definitely hit on some random guy just because I would need to test some things for future debates. I then would try my hand at dancing hoping that the gender swap would make me better at it. Then I would go to take a shower and go to sleep. I think that's about it.
 
I never thought about that but if i was a guy I would probably look in the mirror to see how I look as a guy. look at my stomach and flex to see how strong i am, experience my first time going to the restroom holding my pipe down their. I would get in a guy conversation to see if everything i think they talk about is true (then again im not an idiot i allready know the answer) in wrestling I would be happy to know once I make it to the wwe I can be in a main event, knowing when i do get their ill be underlooked but thats another thing. I really never thought about this guys so thats all I can think of.
 
:lew:

You know what, I'm so happy I'm a woman tbh...I love pretty much everything about it (and I don't really have any problems around "that time of the month" so I really can't complain about that either...but I think a lot of other women would)...and I'd never really want to be a man.

I like the fact that we can have kids, wear the cute and elaborate fashionable clothes, and then there's that fabulous world of accessories like shoes and purses :inlove: ...there's more to being a woman than that of course, but I'm not going to divulge in all of it because then I'd be sounding a bit sexist when that's really not what I'm trying to come across as :lew:

There's only one thing I hate about being a woman...and thankfully that time only comes once a year so I'm greatful for that :damon: ...and I'm sure you girls know what I'm talking about :damon:
 
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I have wondered what being a guy is like sometimes but I am so very glad I'm a girl!

The only thing I dislike about it is that if you want you're own kid you're the one who has to push it out. >.< Guys just get to stand there and watch. <_<

But yes if I was a guy for a day I would have sex just so I know what it feels like on the other side. I don't want to go into detail about how it would all come about because I'm getting a bit weirded out just thinking about it. XD

I'd pee in a bush somewhere just because. It's so unfair how guys can just go anywhere if they need too! I mean I guess girls can too, but you need toilet paper and who has that on them all the time? Guys can just give it a shake and then leave.

Can't think of anything else I'd like to do whilst being a male. A bit sad that those two were the best I could come up with. >.<
 
I don't think my life would be too much different if I was a guy. I'd still play video games etc, I just wouldn't have to worry about doing my hair each day or periods :hmph: or things like that.

I think life as a man would be much easier. Men have it lucky.
 
Being a man isn't all that easy, girls. It's easy to look from the outside and go "oh, wow, you don't have to deal with what I'm going through. You have an easier life." We've got a lot of pressure on us to perform. In athletics, in sex, in life, really. We're expected to support a family and we're expected to "be a man" and take punishment/abuse with a straight face. It all seems easy until you realize everyone is relying on you because you're the man and you have to step up. That's happened multiple times in my life and everyone loves to take advantage of you until that moment when they really need you.

Despite the pressure, I love being a guy. Honor, Courage, Chivalry, Patience, Humbleness, Brotherhood...these are some of the highest things a guy can aspire to. I don't worry about clothes, shoes, etc. Not saying all girls worry about those things, and not saying girls can't aspire to all of those qualities (besides brotherhood). I'm just saying guys have more of a tendency to take those things to heart than girls. I've had more deep intellectual talks with guys than with girls, though hopefully that will change soon since girls will get out of that "I have to act dumb so boys will like me" phase.

I guess I wouldn't mind being a girl, but I don't even want to know what it feels like to be fucked. I like doing the fucking. Though I would totally stare at myself in the mirror, lol. My main reason for not wanting to be a girl is because I can do virtually anything girls can do as a guy and be just as good at it (besides childbirth, whoreing/slutting, and periods...ya'll can keep those) and I'm happy having a penis. So, a guy I will stay. I will say, though, that I trust girls in some situations more than guys (like with schoolwork) and I'd love to know what your secret is about getting homework and shit done so quickly and easily.
 
No! No! No! I'll never be a girl. That just won't happen. That'll result in the loss of my Goatface!........ I mean beard.

Fine, have it your way. If I were a girl for a day I would...

Flirt with a bunch of dudes just for fun.

And..... That's about it. Maybe I'd play with different hairstyles. Nothing major. I'd be too sad about losing my Goatface. You just can't do it!

No! No! No!

Ooo, thought of something else, I'd become friends with a girl celebrity. Just to see what it's like for them. But I'd probably get annoyed very quickly.

Ok now...... No! No! No!
 
Women are lucky- they don't have to put up with themselves :monster:

BURN!!


Jus' playin.
Sort of :D

Men and women, if not for their inner yin yang, would be adversarial to each other. Therefore, I don't think a man or a woman could truly discern what it'd be like to have been born another sex.
I have no quarrel with being a male. Being a man is fun.
 
Just want to quickly say after seeing the title that gender and sex are not the same thing. Presumably the thread starter wanted to ask what we would do if we suddenly woke up biologically as another sex, as gender is a social construction. But anyway, I would presumably randomly wake up as a male.

I would capitalise on the greatest advantage that a man has over a woman (besides not having to deal with what we have to regularly deal with) that is: being able to pee wherever you want and without much mess or fuss. I would drink so much liquid that my bladder would be at near bursting point. I would then find a bush and revel in the glorious novelty of just being able to quickly answer the call of nature just as primordial order had intended, zip up and walk off. I may even aim my newly acquired hose and have fun targeting at whatever while I'm doing it. Peeing would never have been so much fun!

And in the meantime, I would be curious to experience what having nutsacks is like. It can't be comfortable to squeeze yourself in tight jeans with your prized possessions be squashed in there like that. Actually, would I want to experience the feeling? Maybe some thoughts are better left untouched. Heck, do I even want to think about what sex might be like from the other perspective?

Aside from what I have just written above (dear lord...), I suppose on an average day it won't be as dramatic as change as I would initially believe it to be. This assumes for the purpose of this thread that my friends and acquaintances aren't going to bat an eyelid at my sudden remarkable biological transformation. The people I know and socially interact with are typically people who are rather comfortable with being in a casual environment with members of the opposite sex, so there likely won't be some instant alienation you would expect to find among 11-year olds. I will continue to work and go through with my usual daily routines before nature decides to fix itself and revert me back to normal.
 
I think I'd have to stay a female for more than just a day or so to help myself become a better "me". There are too many things that I would want to feel, understand and experience from the perspective and I wouldn't want to waste the opportunity. For me it would be a way to better understand the opposite sex and how the obstacles each face on a daily basis differ. The thought processes, feelings, the view of the world and how I am viewed by the world being a female.

I don't think I would go to try to pick up a lot of guys or flirt a lot either as I would hope that the values and sense of honor that I have would still be in tact. Although, I would like to be able to experience intercourse and the feeling of orgasm from the perspective. I personally feel that the actual feeling of orgasm would be kind of similar but for me the act and concentration levels would vary a good deal. I'd want to be able to experience "the time of the month" and the changes in mood and feelings that occur during that time to help better understand the ordeal and how to be more sympathetic to it while in my original state. I'd also have to get a job to experience the changes in the workplace and if I am viewed the same for my work and accomplishments. I would also like to see if there is a change in conversations (problems, work, sex and goals) and actions when around the "girlfriends."

I understand that there would still be things that are similar. Image issues (as we all experience things we would like to improve), the worry of how I am perceived by peers, the looks or actions you get when approaching someone rude from the opposite sex who isn't interested, people "only interested in one thing", kind and honest people, family problems, love and hygiene.

I'd also make sure that I have documented and recorded all of the experiences (good and bad) to help people better understand from someone who has experienced the life and the problems each sex faces in their daily lives, to help better level, what I believe, to be an unequal field of gender and make sure we all have the rights, privileges and equality we deserve as humans.
 
Linnaete said:
And in the meantime, I would be curious to experience what having nutsacks is like. It can't be comfortable to squeeze yourself in tight jeans with your prized possessions be squashed in there like that. Actually, would I want to experience the feeling? Maybe some thoughts are better left untouched.

:|



Although, I would like to be able to experience intercourse and the feeling of orgasm from the perspective. I personally feel that the actual feeling of orgasm would be kind of similar but for me the act and concentration levels would vary a good deal. I'd want to be able to experience "the time of the month" and the changes in mood and feelings that occur during that time to help better understand the ordeal and how to be more sympathetic to it while in my original state. I'd also have to get a job to experience the changes in the workplace and if I am viewed the same for my work and accomplishments. I would also like to see if there is a change in conversations (problems, work, sex and goals) and actions when around the "girlfriends."

:|


...Yeah come to think of it, I guess the stuff mentioned above would be uh, interesting to experience.

I have no idea what I'm trying to say.
 
And in the meantime, I would be curious to experience what having nutsacks is like. It can't be comfortable to squeeze yourself in tight jeans with your prized possessions be squashed in there like that.
This is why whoever invented slim fit jeans for males should be dug up, reanimated, tried for crimes against humanity and then summarily re-executed.
 
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