Is Aerith A Gay Rights Activist?

[Ayumi Hamasaki]

I present my proof to you all now.

Cloud is clearly homosexual and wants Zack inside him. Tifa is clearly a lesbian who wants to do things with Aerith. Barret is your typical African American closet homosexual, complete with adopted female child.

Aerith clearly supports their relationships. It is clear that she herself is asexual (her rod wasn't much use for battle was it?).

There you have it.l

 

[Tom Badguy]

Sure, why not.

 

[nomad]

I thought Aeris was a transvestite.

 

[AddleBoy]

Aerith is an objectum sexual. The rod is her lover.

 

[Tom Badguy]

^

Wishful thinking, lol.

 

[AddleBoy]

I made a wish upon a genie's lamp, so it's true.

 

[Tom Badguy]

Wished upon star, mutha fucka! Old school, bitch.

xD

 

[Shaissa]

Wishes dont come true on a star or a genie...

 

[AddleBoy]

What about birthday cakes?

 

[Shaissa]

if you are wishing to be older....

 

[Fusionist]

No, no, no.

Aerith is the one that always get's into Tifa's personal space and cops a feel when she can, and she knows she can get away with it since Tifa is sexually confused already and doesn't entirely hate it. Not to mention she's always talking about tending to "flowers", and wants to tend to Tifa's "flower" as well.

 

[Stoic Hero]

dont u meen aeris

 

[Starships]

No Aeris is America's next top model.

dont u meen aeris

+ Rep.

 

[Ayumi Hamasaki]

Oh come on...

Aerith is like the original Lady Gaga.

Let's count the days before she gets run through with a giant sword by a homphobic emo who's getting blown by his "friend"

 

[The Witch]

Cloud ain't gay, honey.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

aerith has done a little bit of research...

she wants to make sure that sodomay and 'omosexualitay neva sees the light of legalitay in this land of....thees part of afreeka :jim:

 

[DarkShadow]

^^That's right he's not gay,cos he's an emo,but he is most certainly a homo.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

what are you going on about chewpaka?

 

[Ayumi Hamasaki]

^^That's right he's not gay,cos he's an emo,but he is most certainly a homo.

If only Final Fantasy was more like Rap music, with all the closet guys saying no homo to try to prove their masculinity.

 

[Harlequin]

Aerith clearly supports their relationships. It is clear that she herself is asexual (her rod wasn't much use for battle was it?).

So if Aeris uses her rod.. does Tifa use her fists? Ouch