it's not made from plants

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one young kid on cake cried all the water out of his body.

imagine how his mother felt.

it's a fooking disgrace.
 
What is Cake? Well, it has an active ingredient which is a dangerous psychoactive compound known as Dimesmeric Andersonphosphate. It stimulates the part of the brain called Shatner's Bassoon and that's the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So a second feels like a month. Well it almost sounds like fun...unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram. He thought he'd got a month to cross the street.
Luckily the amount of Cake I use is harmless. I inject about once a month on a purely recreational basis. Fine but what about other people less stable, less educated, less middle-class than me? Builders or blacks for example. If you're one of those my advice is leave well alone. Good luck.
 
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