Kuja caused psychological trauma to me as a kid.

[moogles on mescaline]

The first time I'd ever encountered a transvestite in my life, it was in FFIX. For fuck's sakes he WEARS A METAL THONG, a belly shirt, and slight amounts of makeup. The only redeeming quality he has is his silver dragon, but even that goes out the window when Kuja goes Trance (which to me is basically a radioactive tranny on PCP).

And for the record, he DOES have a monkey tail. I'll leave it up to your imagination to figure out where he hides it. -shudder-

Why does Kuja exist? :[

 

[Æon Flux]

He exists to cause biggots misery. Glad he succeeded in your case.

 

[moogles on mescaline]

LOL did you just call me a bigot? You fail to see the obvious humor in my post.

 

[Æon Flux]

LOL did you just call me a bigot?

I did

You fail to see the obvious humor in my post.

I do.

 

[Ilyena]

He obviously exists for reasons stated in-game.

And personally, I was far more disturbed by Brahne than I was Kuja. If you think Kuja is bad, check out Amano's drawings of FF male characters.

Also, moved to FF Fun since it's already becoming spammy.

 

[moogles on mescaline]

And personally, I was far more disturbed by Brahne than I was Kuja.

Queen Brahne got it goin' ahne. ;D

 

[Ilyena]

Queen Brahne got it goin' ahne. ;D

Hot elephant-lady action?

 

[moogles on mescaline]

Hot elephant-lady action?

QUEEN BRAHNE & QUINA IN DA JACUZZI

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, I'd download that. ;o

 

[Toshiya]

I really wish I hadn't read this thread whilst eating
The image of Quina and Brahne may never leave my mind...

 

[Ilyena]

You are now scarred for life, I'm sure.

 

[Toshiya]

You are now scarred for life, I'm sure.

Yes
Next time I play IX I'll just be thinking it and... urgh

 

[Ilyena]

Yeah, it's going to ruin my next playthrough of IX.

 

[Celica]

And for the record, he DOES have a monkey tail. I'll leave it up to your imagination to figure out where he hides it. -shudder-

This actually makes me wonder where in the world does Kuja keeps his tail. *My imagination runs wild* :x

 

[moogles on mescaline]

Yeah, it's going to ruin my next playthrough of IX.

Or greatly enhance it.

 

[The Witch]

If you think Kuja is bad, check out Amano's drawings of FF male characters.

Amano draws manly lookin' dudes.

^ MAN.
And not Aerith either >.<


And dude, Kuja is beyond scary. I STILL don't believe he's a man. I mean, he's beyond feminine. *shudder*

"He" still scares me.

 

[CassinoChips]

This actually makes me wonder where in the world does Kuja keeps his tail. *My imagination runs wild* :x

That long skirt thing covers it.

Kuja isn't really a transvestite. He's more androgynous. Or a bishounen, to use the Japanese term.

 

[Celica]

That long skirt thing covers it.

Kuja isn't really a transvestite. He's more androgynous. Or a bishounen, to use the Japanese term.

Yeah, but when I looked in the Character Viewer in Dissidia and zoomed in under his, er, skirt thingie(don't ask why, i'm weird) I didn't see a tail.O_O

But yeah, I love Kuja in all, but he is pretty freaky.

 

[CassinoChips]

"On Terra, Zidane meets Garland, who reveals his past and Kuja's to him, claiming that Kuja is in denial of his own existence as a Genome, and hides his distinctive tail to conceal his identity as one."

And Dissidia isn't exactly the best resource for FF lore.

 

[moogles on mescaline]

KUJA STUFFS HIS TAIL UP HIS BUNGHOLE.

Sorry to be so frank.

 

[Busta]

I always thought Quina and Brahne came from the same parents anyway...