Birthweek Let’s Batter Benedick the Beaver!

Benedick accidentally happens upon Cloud and Tifa up to some funny and totally censored business atop a hill. This fiendish discovery is too much for a creature as pure as he, and Benedick is now permanently traumatised.
 
Carrie stares at Benedick in judgement only the way a cat can.
 
Turn 4

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*Replaces Benedicks spear with a broomstick horsey.* (sly ) = -5
Benedick accidentally happens upon Cloud and Tifa up to some funny and totally censored business atop a hill. This fiendish discovery is too much for a creature as pure as he, and Benedick is now permanently traumatised. (Linnaete ) = -6
Carrie stares at Benedick in judgement only the way a cat can. (Soulcorruptor ) = -4



Total HP = 22


Healing dice:
I will not roll healing dice since only three people participated for this round and we need to move this on.
I will only roll healing dice now if our participation increases again.

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Current HP = 22

You may now request your next moves!
 
Benedick has been appointed a Guardian of a Summoner for the duration of a pilgrimage. Unfortunately, Benedick may have overstated his competence during interviews and now his Summoner has been mauled to death by a coyote.
 
*Gets out a garden hose and sprays Benedick, so that everyone can get a good chuckle over the prospect of a wet beaver.*
 
Benedick the Beaver has met with a terrible fate, a strange little boy with some weird outfits is wearing a cursed mask that casts a spell creating horror vision to Benedick driving him crazy until he smashes his head on a tree
 
Turn 5

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  • Benedick has been appointed a Guardian of a Summoner for the duration of a pilgrimage. Unfortunately, Benedick may have overstated his competence during interviews and now his Summoner has been mauled to death by a coyote. (Linnaete ) = -4
  • *Gets out a garden hose and sprays Benedick, so that everyone can get a good chuckle over the prospect of a wet beaver.* (sly ) = -3
  • Benedick the Beaver has met with a terrible fate, a strange little boy with some weird outfits is wearing a cursed mask that casts a spell creating horror vision to Benedick driving him crazy until he smashes his head on a tree. (Duhemsounds ) = -5 I wasn't sure if this was a reference to something in particular, but if it was I didn't catch it. So I improvised based on my interpretation of the comment. Sorry if it doesn't match what you intended though.

Total HP = 10

Healing dice:

I will not roll healing dice since only three people participated for this round and we need to move this on.

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Current HP = 10

You may now request your next moves!
 
Benedick tries to remove the tutu but gets it stuck on his head, obstructing his vision. While struggling and unable to see, he wanders onto the tarmac of a nearby airport and is sucked into the engine of a taxiing plane.
 
The seance still unclosed now brings forth all the previous defeated monsters who want to drag Benedict to the afteife with them.
 
Benedick is now for sure annihilated by the engine of a plane. His soul lingers about and is suddenly so envious of the living that he transforms into a fiend so horrific that even Lovecraft would have soiled his pants.
 
Turn 6 – Finale

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  • *Dresses Benedick in a tutu.* (sly ) = -6


And then… The killing blow:

  • Benedick tries to remove the tutu but gets it stuck on his head, obstructing his vision. While struggling and unable to see, he wanders onto the tarmac of a nearby airport and is sucked into the engine of a taxiing plane. (Ilyena ) = -5

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Total HP = 0

Benedick the Beaver is dead!


Alas, Benedick the Beaver continues to suffer posthumously for there were two additional moves (which I have included without scores because the descriptions fit the canon).
  • The séance still unclosed now brings forth all the previous defeated monsters who want to drag Benedict to the afterlife with them. (Soulcorruptor ) = No score, already dead.
  • Benedick is now for sure annihilated by the engine of a plane. His soul lingers about and is suddenly so envious of the living that he transforms into a fiend so horrific that even Lovecraft would have soiled his pants. (Linnaete ) = No score, already dead.
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1st place - 4 EXP = Ilyena

I also said that the person who deals the most damage to Benedick the Beaver in the game shall score more points. After working this out it turns out that sly dealt the most damage! He shall earn 5 EXP in total.



Here is the list of damage dealt:
  1. Sly = 23
  2. Linnaete, Soulcorruptor = 19
  3. Miko = 16
  4. Paddy McGee = 6
  5. Duhemsounds, Ilyena = 5
  6. Six = 4
Soulcorruptor and Linnaete will receive 3 EXP for participating in at least four rounds.
Paddy McGee and Miko will receive 2 EXP for participating in at least two rounds.

All other participants gain 1 EXP for general participation.


Overall the EXP tally is as follows:
sly = 5 EXP
Ilyena = 4 EXP
Soulcorruptor = 3 EXP
Linnaete = 3 EXP
Miko = 2 EXP
Paddy McGee = 2 EXP
Duhemsounds = 1 EXP
Six = 1 EXP


Thank you all for participating in this year's monster slaying competition!


Feel free to mourn (or gloat) the departure of Benedick the Beaver here as this thread shall now become a memorial.

Or, perhaps grab a flamethrower.
 
:LJ:

Really seems like Dans paint skills have improved with time.
 
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