Sup, y'all? How has this ol' spam place been? I remember at one point I pretty much spent the whole day in here, and then eating dinner, which would be spam as well. Like, seriously. Canned spam, some of the worst food ever created. Anyway, I was at the store the other day, and there were these bacon flavored chips there. I was fucking excited, but then dad said we had to leave because we were running late on time. We had to save the world within the next 21 seconds. Then, when we arrived in JeriTown, there was a Killer Snake! He was eating all of the buildings, but don't worry, Captain Jeri was there to stop him. But, he called me all kinds of names for being a wrestling fan, not to mention, he thought I was Mexican. I hit him with a Jumpkick, and then I was all like "ahahahahahah I'm tehz winnerz!" That was the end of that. But then, he became a ghost. He started criticizing all of my writing, looking at all of my grammatical errors. Also, does anybody else HATE that fucking "Cup Song'? Golly 
Anyway, that's it. Hope you guys like it. 
Anyway, that's it. Hope you guys like it. 
I used to be such a big fan of his when I was a child.
