My double standard is showing.

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One of my friends on his skateboard was holding onto the side mirror of my other friends raised 4 x 4 with big tires & they were driving around a parking lot pulling him.

Somehow someway he and his board wound up under the 4 x 4 and they drove right over him.

They rode over his hip area. He was pale and had trouble breathing but didn't want to go to the hospital because he didn't want his parents to find out.

Thankfully, he was ok & didn't have any lasting effects. It was scary, though. :ohshit:

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I only had minor things happen to me like.... You know how there might be a group of like 4-6 people who swing someone back and forth and throw them and they land on people and crowdsurf? But, sometimes, everyone moves because they don't like people landing right on their heads? I did that once and everyone moved, and I landed directly on my head and blacked out for a few seconds. Luckily, didn't get injured as far as I can tell.

Another time we were playing baseball for fun & only had a softball and the batter knocked the ball right into my head & that was the only other time I was knocked completely out for a few seconds.

Nothing really major, though.. :ohshit:
 
Richard B Riddick said:
Mitsuru if you want to fight, I would be more than glad to beat you senseless. In fact, I think I would VERY MUCH enjoy it.

If you want to argue, I would be glad to point out the bs in practically every word you say.

But, this is pointless. I won't bother replying past this post. :grin: Have fun~
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so why did you reply now?
 
The most painful story I ever heard still makes me wince, but I do not know if it will have such a visceral effect when read. A pal told it to me about another gentleman we know. We will call him tom

A group of the guys were playing football when one of them kicked it under tom's dad's jeep. So tom went over to get the ball out from under it.Whatever way he wriggled under, he was on his stomach with a leg on either side of one of the front wheels. He didn't realise his dad was in the jeep, and his dad didn't realise tom was under it and reversed. It didn't crush him, but it popped one of tom's testicles
 
Frank Fontaine said:
The most painful story I ever heard still makes me wince, but I do not know if it will have such a visceral effect when read. A pal told it to me about another gentleman we know. We will call him tom

A group of the guys were playing football when one of them kicked it under tom's dad's jeep. So tom went over to get the ball out from under it.Whatever way he wriggled under, he was on his stomach with a leg on either side of one of the front wheels. He didn't realise his dad was in the jeep, and his dad didn't realise tom was under it and reversed. It didn't crush him, but it popped one of tom's testicles
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What a strange, strange, strange accident. That poor person. :okay:
 
Frank Fontaine said:
The most painful story I ever heard still makes me wince, but I do not know if it will have such a visceral effect when read. A pal told it to me about another gentleman we know. We will call him tom

A group of the guys were playing football when one of them kicked it under tom's dad's jeep. So tom went over to get the ball out from under it.Whatever way he wriggled under, he was on his stomach with a leg on either side of one of the front wheels. He didn't realise his dad was in the jeep, and his dad didn't realise tom was under it and reversed. It didn't crush him, but it popped one of tom's testicles
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You swore you wouldn't tell!







:wacky:
 
There was someone at my school who apparently lost one of his testicles as a kid by bouncing on his bed and catching his sack on something.

...He's half the man I am.
 
We had a football (American) player on the team I coach a couple years ago that took a hit to the lower abdominal area and ended up with testicular torsion and needing to have one removed. Shudder, etc.
 
There is another story a pal told me, but I am not sure if this one is an urban myth or not. At a rugby match one of the guys was the victim of a bad tackle and dislocated his leg. Naturally the physio decided to pop the leg back into the joint, when the guy started screaming blue murder. Apparently one of this testicles had managed to fall through and get trapped in the leg joint

edit: the internet seems to think it is impossible, still makes me wince
 
i nearly vommed at that last one.

a friend of mine fell out of a tree onec and a branch impaled his armpit. the funny thing was that he was more bothered about there maybe being a hole in his newcastle shirt. which somehow there wasn't :hmmm:
 
One of my ex boyfriend's exes sliced through his arm with a meat cleaver.
True story. I kid you not, when we were still in the infancy stage of our relationship he showed me the jagged scar on his arm.
That shit still hadn't faded completely when I met him and this chick had went all Jack Torrance on his arm about ... five or six years before he knew of my existence at the time. :monster:

Cray bitches are cray. :neomon:
 
Back when I was like...10, the game my class would play during lunch break was called "Crush." It involved us smooshing one another against the walls and if you were forced out, you went to the back. In my infinite wisdom, one of the first times I played it, I stretched. My wrist was crushed against my arm and the bone erupted through the skin of my wrist.

Fun times. My arm was in a cast for four months. :dave:
 
Mitsuru Kirijo said:
Back when I was like...10, the game my class would play during lunch break was called "Crush." It involved us smooshing one another against the walls and if you were forced out, you went to the back. In my infinite wisdom, one of the first times I played it, I stretched. My wrist was crushed against my arm and the bone erupted through the skin of my wrist.

Fun times. My arm was in a cast for four months. :dave:
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That bone is very easy to break. :ohshit:

One of my friend's broke it right in front of me, once.

We were skating and he fell. It didn't look like a hard fall, I made fun of him for being hurt from such a lame fall.

I didn't realize it but instead of falling and landing on his hand with his palm facing downwards towards the ground, his wrist had somehow twisted in the opposite direction with his palm facing upwards & he landed on the top of his hand and broke his wrist.

Well, at least I'll get gil for this post considering I doubt anyone will take it seriously. :elmo:
 
Didn't you feel bad for teasing him after he endured such a painful accident? :hmmm:
 
Frank Fontaine said:
There is another story a pal told me, but I am not sure if this one is an urban myth or not. At a rugby match one of the guys was the victim of a bad tackle and dislocated his leg. Naturally the physio decided to pop the leg back into the joint, when the guy started screaming blue murder. Apparently one of this testicles had managed to fall through and get trapped in the leg joint

edit: the internet seems to think it is impossible, still makes me wince
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That seems really odd... How would it get there? Aren't they stationary?

My legs used to dislocate at the knee joint frequently, at least once or twice a month, ever since I was about 5. I'd fallen down quite a lot as a child, mostly through cause of the dislocating. Sometimes it wasn't very bad, I'd fall down, cry a little bit from the pain, get up and limp away. Mostly, depending on how I fell, determined the level of pain. If I fell forward on my knees, it stretched the tendons and would be quite painful for several weeks thereafter. On two occasions, both legs popped out at the same time, once while I was trying to open a door when someone was keeping me out, and once while vacuuming.
 
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