My near death experience...kind of.

[Will Graham]

He would never ban me, I am the staff's favoured member

 

[Squid]

 

[Will Graham]

Look within your muff, you know it to be true

 

[Squid]

Do I have to?

 

[Will Graham]

Hire an expedition to plumb its depths

 

[Noize]

Lol sounds like sam isn't completely whipped.

Soon as the guy took off i'd have jumped in that car and floored it till you reached the house.

 

[Squid]

This was the one time he SHOULD have listened to me.

 

[Donald Trump]

There is never such a time.

 

[Will Graham]

I hope you are lying near death on a road some day and a guy goes to help you, but then his pet dog tells him not to

 

[Davy Jones]

Yeah that would be hilarious, you mean callous bastard

 

[Squid]

that guy was not near death, he got up and sprinted away

 

[Will Graham]

He was running on pure adrenaline, fearful of the five men who had attacked him and were coming back

 

[Donald Trump]

He who does not help the near dead will not be helped when he is near dead.

 

[Squid]

Oh dear!

 

[Will Graham]

If you were dead in the road people would drive over you, not veer around like they would for a dead rat

 

[Squid]

I would be dead so it wouldn't matter

 

[Donald Trump]

They'd interfere with the corpse.

 

[Will Graham]

Your mother would be watching it happen and crying

 

[Squid]

my poor mother

 

[Will Graham]

With laughter/joy/muscle-wrenching orgasm if that was not clear