Nov 18th - Have sex with a man with a moustache day

I need to go find a man with a moustache for tomorrow.. I'm a lonely lonely lass, and this is the incentive I need. :sad3:
 
someone, female, not a beached whale, come find me :monster:
 
cuz i has moar that a moustache.

i haz beard
 
i probably shouldnt have said that, all women are insecure about their weight and think they are beached whales :elmo:
 
it means you're a horrible bastard who pushed 1 poor girl over the edge

how will you live with yourself
 
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