Omegle - Talk to Strangers!

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[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Stranger:[/FONT][FONT='Arial','sans-serif'] hi[/FONT]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Stranger:[/FONT][FONT='Arial','sans-serif'] asl[/FONT]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']You:[/FONT][FONT='Arial','sans-serif'] I'm only 9 :([/FONT]
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But...:sad2:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Help

Stranger: y

You: I almost my baby brother

You: I hope he'll be okay

Stranger: ? u what ur baby brother

You: He's on the floor.

You: I almost him

Stranger: omg y

Stranger: what happend

Stranger: what does almost him mean

You: I was playing with him and I almost him. He's on the floor. Will he be okay?

Stranger: what do u mean u almost him

You: I almost him for real! I'm not lying! He's on the floor. He's not saying anything

Stranger: almost killed him

You: I almost him :(

Stranger: almosed what

Stranger: almost what

Stranger: what does almosed him mean

You: I almost....him. Don't you know of the expression? It's from my town Balamb

Stranger: ???? no

Stranger: wut does it mean

Stranger: ??

You: I can't define it. I almost him. It's an expression we say in Balamb. It's an island near Japan

Stranger: well get help !!!!

You: There is none is Balamb. There's just the Balamb garden, and it moved away with the only doctor

You: My friend Sabriel studies doctoring

You: But I don't know if she can help

Stranger: is he breathing

You: I almost him...I don't know. He can talk though

Stranger: srry but i cant really help i live in the united states

Stranger: do u have a phone where u can contact anybody

You: ? Oh that's far away from me. I live in Balamb. It's a small town near the village of Enix. Maybe you've heard of it?

Stranger: ummm not really

You: There is a phone in Sabriel's house...But Since I almost him he's been on the floor.

You: I think He'll be okay

You: I hope so :(

Stranger: WUT DOES ALMOST HIM MEAN DID U HURT HIM?

You: I hope I don't get arrested by SeeD. They are the police force here in Balamb and they travel the world. I'm only 10. I don't wanna get sent to the D-District Prison :(

You: I almost him :( It's an American expression

Stranger: no its not we dont know wut it mean

Stranger: s

You: I could have swore you did :O You don't almost your friends on a bad day?

You: You don't say you accidentally you're pets?

You: That's so strange

Stranger: did u yell at him kill him push him touch him what did u do dont say u almost him cuz i dont know what that means

You: I almost him...is that bad? Rinoa would know. She almost her dog one time

You: I almost him, my whole brother!

You: OMG YOU'RE NO HELP!

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:tehe: Channy was right. This is fun
 
It's "accidentally", not "almost". You're all doing it wrong :mokken:

Hm, I've managed to get a rather long streak of Your partner has disconnected using the power of BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (go to http://boards.4chan.org/sp/ to see what I mean).
 
Sho Minamimoto said:
It's "accidentally", not "almost". You're all doing it wrong :mokken:

Hm, I've managed to get a rather long streak of Your partner has disconnected using the power of BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (go to http://boards.4chan.org/sp/ to see what I mean).
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I'm not one to copy another persons work. That's Palagiarism :mokken:

I come up with my own sentences -_-
 
Hah.
I love being British.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl

You: Fapping?

Stranger: what?

You: Are you fapping?

Stranger: what does it mean?

You: It means it'll make the keyboard sticky if you do it over the computer

Stranger: no i'm not, r u?

You: Ew no, that's fucked

Stranger: yeh, whay did u ask that shit?

You: I needed a starter

Stranger: lol

You: Aye.

Stranger: where r u from/

You: England

Stranger: dumass

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl

You: hey

You: asl

Stranger: female 16

Stranger: u

You: Female 68

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:wacky:

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You: hai

Stranger: hello there

You: hows it goes?

Stranger: great you

You: Uhm kinda bad...

Stranger: whats up?

You: Well you see, I

Stranger: It's ok you can tell me..

You: ran over my best friend's dog with my car by accident

Stranger: Is the dog ok..?

You: Not really. I havent told her yet

You: It's eating me up inside, the guilt

Stranger: Better the dog than you atleast

You: Aww thanks!

Stranger: It's ok

Stranger: i like to be friendly

Stranger: but

Stranger: oh it doesnt matter

You: but?

You: IT's too bad for the dog though

Stranger: My cat got runover it's bringin back memories

You: D: amigosh!

Stranger: yeh it was a good pussy..

You: But then the pussy got smashed by a car :(

Stranger: yeh..

Stranger: its alive though

Stranger: just deformed

You: But my friend Sabriel's dog is dead though

You: And her mom's hiding the evidence from her :(

Stranger: I think you should tell her to keep it in her house next time

You: I will. She thinks the dog ran away

Stranger: ha what a dumb bitch.

You: heheh

You: Her mom actually roasted the dog's meat so, it wasn't a complete waste

You: They'll have a great supper tonight

You: Dog is a delicacy here in Asia you know

Stranger: Anyway i'm off to play with my pussy!

You: ME TOO BAI

Stranger: BYE

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: Rally-Ho

Stranger: Isn't that Tally Ho?

Stranger: Also

Stranger: Are you a fighter pilot?

Stranger: That would be awesmoe.

Stranger: *Awesome.

You: I'm not

You: and it's Rally-Ho

You: greeting of the drawfs from Conde Petit

You: *dwarves

Stranger: I've never heard Rally-Ho :/

Stranger: Conde Petit sounds like french food to me

You: It's a place on the outer continent

Stranger: Asia?

You: The continent to the north of the Mist Continent. You need to go through the under passageways of the Fossil Roo to cross the ocean and get there otherwise you'd need a boat or airship

Stranger: Well I've never seen any of that in any map

Stranger: Can you find it on google maps for me?

You: http://www.ffcompendium.com/h/faqs/ff9worldmap2.jpg

Stranger: That map looks fake.

Stranger: It doesn't even have USA on it.

You: What is this USA that you speak of?

Stranger: It's a big country, full of people who eat hamburgers and fries

Stranger: Sometimes they bomb other countries when they get bored

You: bomb? I eat bombs

You: They grow bigger and if they grow 3 times before you kill them they self destruct

Stranger: Dude

Stranger: You've been trippin on some evil shit

You: Evil? There's a man... His name is Kuja he's evil with Queen Brahne they destroyed my home in Burmecia

Stranger: Wow

Stranger: Whoa

Stranger: You're a TIME TRAVELLER

You: Time traveller?

Stranger: Dude who travels through time

You: What do you mean?

You: I'm no time traveller

Stranger: IT'S THE YEAR 2010

Stranger: I WONT HURT YOU

You: No shit sherlock

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haha funny convo
 
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Yeah, accidentally is the meme, but I'm glad Josh is making it his own with his own word. :monster: It's just as trolly. :3
 
You know what I find interesting among the anonymous of the internet? Since people are always expecting other people to lie about things on the internet, even if you tell the truth they probably won't believe you.

Also, I tried using the video option of Omegle, and it's almost as bad as chatroulette when it comes to men masturbating. -__-
 
gawd I hate these anonymous internet sites. I mean they are completely filled with idiots. WHERE ARE THE SMART INTERESTING PEOPLE

oh wait they all have jobs and are interested in the outside world and don't waste their time on Omegle
 
for some reason this post is too short. :ahmed:

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Stranger: hey 14 m

You: Frodo?

Stranger: yes

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Stranger: Ask me anything!!! : D

You: where did they take the hobbits to?

Stranger: In what part of LoTR?

You: second part.

Stranger: They were all ready split up, mary and pippin got tooken away by the orks and sam and frodo were with aragon gimli and legolas : p

You: Ah.

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Stranger: hey m/f? lol

You: you first.

Stranger: male

Stranger: lol

You: Ah, age?

Stranger: r u female?

You: Me...38 M

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Stranger: hey, im lookin for a female over 20 who would like a 16 year old guy ;)

You: 38 Male...

You: but we can pretend.

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Well, I wasn't aware 'tooken' was a word. ^ :monster:

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: m/f

You: f

You: is my webcam working?

Stranger: u have cam?

Stranger: no

Stranger: age?

You: argh

You: 17

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I don't have a webcam but I'm gonna try an experiment to see how far I can get with people pretending it's broken. ;D

...oh, and I've just experienced my first surprise penis. x;
 
It's funny at times, i love winding people up... The amount of people who disconnect as soon as I say Kupo or Kweh or Rally Ho is unbelieveable... And the people who don't understand and stay are hilarious to wind up
 
Sooooo bored

You: O.O

Stranger: hi

You: hai

Stranger: can you help me?

You: only if you do the same!

Stranger: i need to downgrade my itouch

Stranger: EW I DONT LIKE PEDOS

You: Ew you buy i products?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: herro

Stranger: Hello there :D

You: hows it goes?

Stranger: good, you?

You: good, just bored

You: LEARN TO HOLD A FUCKING CONVERSATION!

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I waited like 5 minutes for responses

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey, how are yah?
You: my vagina itches

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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Stranger: Hey there

You: O.O

Stranger: You have HUGE eyes

Stranger: What has been seen, cannot be unseen

You: Heh! You should see my penis!

Stranger: Insecure person

You: totally ^_^

You: My vagina is pretty small though ...

You: trannies rule!

Stranger: OMFG....tranny!

You: we rule!

Stranger: have you ever tried, putting your male parts to your female parts?

You: yeah I tried getting myself pregnant. it didn't work :(

Stranger: awwww

Stranger: Otherwise the process of cloning would totally be within our reach

You: yup

Stranger: An army of Trannies!

You: so true! TRANNY ARMY OF DOOM!

Stranger: fuck yeah

You: so are you a......man?

Stranger: yeah

You: omnomnom

Stranger: cant say the same for you though

You: I'm a Tran MAN!

Stranger: nananananananananana Tran Man....Tran Man...nananananana

You: lalalaaaaaa

Stranger: I miss the old Batman theme

You: lalalalalalaaallaalalalalalalaaaaaa

You: I miss you...

Stranger: Im still here dude

Stranger: or miss

Stranger: or whateva

You: when are you comin home Toby?

Stranger: 9 months

You: Oh lawd please come home Toby!

Stranger: The Seargant says I wont be discharged before that

You: But we gots 9 kids to feed.

Stranger: What do you think Im doing in goddamn Iraq

Stranger: The service pays us well

You: your hookin up with those Iraq women

You: and their seductive hairy legs

You: and their mysterious face covers!

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I wasn't finished :sad3:
 
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Stranger: Hi


You: Hello

Stranger: Asl


You: My names Olive

You: I'm a female living in DC

You: just turned 17 woooo!

Stranger: Very cute name :)


Stranger: And happy b day ha


You: Thank you, my best friend who's also a girl's named Thomas

You: Thank you! :P

You: So asl for you?

Stranger: 19 m minnesota and I'm scott


You: Hi Scott, you sound masculine if you don't mind me saying

Stranger: Lol well thanks you


You: Not like those whiney guys I see all the time XD

Stranger: Lol well I'm glad to hear that :) so what u guys up too


You: Me and my friends figured it would be fun if we pretended to be little teenage girls and report the IP's of everyone who was overage contact them to the police :)

Stranger: do u text


You: You see my name's Chris, I'm 47

You: and I work for the government

Stranger: You should text me my internet is being gay 701 361 4730

You: ^_^ so are you my friend, so are you buhbai

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ick
 
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Stranger: hi

You: Are you bald?

Stranger: not on my head

Stranger: but i do shave teh ballz

You: Das clearly a weave gurl. My name Lakita, I'd know

You: Omg you got some bling on yo balls?

Stranger: hahaha yes

You: My best fran shay shay can hook a ni***'s ball hair up.

You: She be corn rowin dat shit

Stranger: for reals?>

You: Yaaaap

Stranger: oh shiz, well hook a brother up!

You: Dayum I'll give you her numbah sometime so she can hook you up

Stranger: fa sho

You: She be doing all kinds a crazy shit though

Stranger: where you at?

You: She cut off my first baby daddy ballz by accident

Stranger: oh snaaap

You: I'm from da ghetto yaheard? I'm straight hood.

You: I'm a classy hood bitch

Stranger: ni*** i own the hood in west oak

You: Bitch please, My pussy got more rep than west oak

Stranger: shit, i be dropping motherfuckers left and right when i step in mah streets

You: I be workin my pole at da club and braidin hair at the same time

Stranger: i aint just west oak, im from everywhere. im fucking king

You: brb my ass is hungry...

Stranger: aite fa show

You: Back, dayum dat shit can gobble up some calories yahurd?

Stranger: thats whats up

You: Yo got it brutha.

Stranger: represent

You: But sinc eyou be "fucking kings" I don't do dat. I need a man who wants a woman. A classy betch

Stranger: nah, im the fucking king. i dont fuck kings

Stranger: get it rite foo

You: Dayum yo gramma is off an you fuck kings? I'm out fo shoo

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:tehe:
 
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