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Meet Phay Z’or!
Phay Z’or the Paissa is a Plutonian Paissa extremist.
Remember those jokes that people made about the celestial body of Pluto looking like a Paissa? There’s a reason for that. To the extremists, Pluto is the Paissa Homeworld. Earthlings have conspired to destroy Paissan heritage by: demoting Pluto via removing its status as a planet; training to murder Paissas in a video game which misrepresents the species; neglecting to teach the real history of the Plutonian Empire (before they caught the common cold and had to retreat).
Phay Z’or is a Plutonian Paissa who is fed up with the treatment of Paissas in the Earthling video game franchise ‘Final Fantasy’. The only survivor of his House, Phay of House Z’or, has woken from cryosleep after an 88 year nap (during which his mind concocted the perfect plan to restore dominance in the Solar System). He is now heading straight for us, Final Fantasy Forums, as the Earthling digital consciousness known as ‘Google’ has misled him into believing that we are responsible for the treatment of Paissas in FFXIV.
Phay intends to zap us all! We must shoot first!
How?
Simply make a description of an attack and I will draw the injury in.
Example:
Someone may post...
‘Phay is attacked by oglops’
Consequently, I would draw:
Be creative! Be warned though, Phay is strong and can withstand much. You can track his current status at the bottom of this post.
To give order to this game I will be using dice to determine how much Phay has been damaged for each attack. (I will be using this website for the rolls: http://www.random.org/dice/).
Phay has a starting HP of 40. Each attack will minus whatever a single die rolls to Phay’s HP.
Each person can only attack only once until the next calculation period. These calculation periods (or Turns) will essentially be whenever it is that I have been able to draw Phay’s injuries and calculate his current HP.
Phay will also be healed during a Turn. 2 dice will be rolled and the sum will be added to his health! Kill him before he regenerates!
The person to land the death-dealing blow on Phay will be crowned the winner. The player who deals the most damage throughout the entirety of the game shall also get a prize.
Some further rules:
Do not ruin this by requesting naughty things to be done to Phay. Anything too rude and vulgar to depict in drawing will be ignored.
Also, any crazy commands such as ‘decapitate Phay!’ or 'Thanos snaps his fingers', while they will be drawn, he will not be insta-killed by such moves. The ‘healing dice’ of a Turn will do much to restore him.
Prize:
1st place - 50 Gil - 5 BWP
2nd place – 40 Gil - 3 BWP
3rd place – 30 Gil - 2 BWP
25 Gil and 1 BWP will be granted to anybody who has entered this game after their first command, but no further payment will be made after any following turns.
Let’s kill him!
Current state of Phay:
Total HP = 0
Phay Z’or the Paissa is a Plutonian Paissa extremist.
Remember those jokes that people made about the celestial body of Pluto looking like a Paissa? There’s a reason for that. To the extremists, Pluto is the Paissa Homeworld. Earthlings have conspired to destroy Paissan heritage by: demoting Pluto via removing its status as a planet; training to murder Paissas in a video game which misrepresents the species; neglecting to teach the real history of the Plutonian Empire (before they caught the common cold and had to retreat).
Phay Z’or is a Plutonian Paissa who is fed up with the treatment of Paissas in the Earthling video game franchise ‘Final Fantasy’. The only survivor of his House, Phay of House Z’or, has woken from cryosleep after an 88 year nap (during which his mind concocted the perfect plan to restore dominance in the Solar System). He is now heading straight for us, Final Fantasy Forums, as the Earthling digital consciousness known as ‘Google’ has misled him into believing that we are responsible for the treatment of Paissas in FFXIV.
Phay intends to zap us all! We must shoot first!
How?
Simply make a description of an attack and I will draw the injury in.
Example:
Someone may post...
‘Phay is attacked by oglops’
Consequently, I would draw:
Be creative! Be warned though, Phay is strong and can withstand much. You can track his current status at the bottom of this post.
To give order to this game I will be using dice to determine how much Phay has been damaged for each attack. (I will be using this website for the rolls: http://www.random.org/dice/).
Phay has a starting HP of 40. Each attack will minus whatever a single die rolls to Phay’s HP.
Each person can only attack only once until the next calculation period. These calculation periods (or Turns) will essentially be whenever it is that I have been able to draw Phay’s injuries and calculate his current HP.
Phay will also be healed during a Turn. 2 dice will be rolled and the sum will be added to his health! Kill him before he regenerates!
The person to land the death-dealing blow on Phay will be crowned the winner. The player who deals the most damage throughout the entirety of the game shall also get a prize.
Some further rules:
Do not ruin this by requesting naughty things to be done to Phay. Anything too rude and vulgar to depict in drawing will be ignored.
Also, any crazy commands such as ‘decapitate Phay!’ or 'Thanos snaps his fingers', while they will be drawn, he will not be insta-killed by such moves. The ‘healing dice’ of a Turn will do much to restore him.
Prize:
1st place - 50 Gil - 5 BWP
2nd place – 40 Gil - 3 BWP
3rd place – 30 Gil - 2 BWP
25 Gil and 1 BWP will be granted to anybody who has entered this game after their first command, but no further payment will be made after any following turns.
Let’s kill him!
Current state of Phay:
Total HP = 0
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