Relationship problem puts my Buster Sword in a pickle

You seem to have forgotten your "drunken" behaviour yesterday quite fast. :O
 
A hangover, drunk people get them.
Except you're a virgin when it comes to alcohol
 
...Just because you posted in here, I actually went back and read this whole thing from the beginning.

....lol

my "advice" Have MLFY Distract your mother, and run off with both girls at once. getting laid is fun yush?
 
WHUT Amanda you bad girl you! :gasp:
 
Things I learned from reading this thread:

- MLFY is 15 and 19. At the same time.
- We should all want to bang whales.
- When in doubt, have sex with your mother.
- But whatever you do, don't have sex with your son.
- The best way to derail a spam thread is to fake being drunk.
- Apparently my mom was black and was trying to "hit that ass," as she A) had Cherry Coke and Ice Cream Sandwiches in the fridge, and B) had 4... 7,8,9 different cereals.
- Apparently I'm also black, as I don't eat Blue Cheese dressing, and prefer Ranch.

Now where the hell is my blue Kool-Aid?
 
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