Vulcan
Ex-Soldier
Everybody's name is a front for their likes and hobby. You are Vulcan because you are a dangerous pyromaniac, Cool Teen is a very popular teenager, etc. But I'm not forcing the Egyptian language on you and squirming with a smug grin on my face at the fact that I know something a lot of people don't, and Cool Teen obviously has not afflicted you with coolness.
I wasn't forcing the Latin language on you, however I am sorry if that is how the original post sounded. I was simply introducing myself in a "new" way, rather than the dull "Hi!". I didn't want it to sound likeo a "HAH! I know Latin and you don't!!!" attitude.