Screw the Rules, I have Money

[One-Winged Moogle]

Epic thread game idea!

Screw the angels, I have moogles!

 

[Tucker]

Screw the real world, I have the internet

 

[Sir Fratley]

Screw your dragons, I have Freya!

 

[Dragon Mage]

Screw normal anatomy, I have comic books!

 

[Sexy Beast]

Screw Comic Books, I have manga.

 

[Dragon Mage]

Screw manga, I have authentic Final Fantasy hair gel!

Oh yeah.

 

[Sexy Beast]

Screw authentic Final Fantasy Hair Gel, I have a limited edition Fang Plushie.

 

[Dragon Mage]

D: I want one!

Screw plushies, I have a chocobo!

 

[Sexy Beast]

Screw Chocobos(not really), I have two cups.

 

[Dragon Mage]

Screw two cups, I have B-cups.

 

[Sexy Beast]

Orlynao?

Screw B-cups, I want to touch D-cups.

 

[Dragon Mage]

yarlynao

Screw D-cups, I have real ones.

 

[Sexy Beast]

Screw real ones, I have jiggily ones.

 

[Dragon Mage]

Well played monsieur. I fold. *doffs hat and bows*

 

[Sexy Beast]

Screw the Rules, I haz skills.

 

[Sir Fratley]

Screw your skills, I have green hair!

 

[Exoskeleton]

Screw the donkey I have cameras.

 

[Mr. Zombie]

Screw the cameras, I have telepathy.