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what you doin for the bday poochute?

And is there noooo way you can wing it at all? :gonk:

I'd hate your job, Id be kiocking off about discrimination against people with december birthdays :rage:

Its not my fault my mum had a shag in March :rage:
 
:rage:

fuck his birthday. he needs to come to glasgow in december. if there arent any other males around im either gonna look like a pimp or a poof and i dont like those images :hmph:
 
having a house party next saturday, and maybe going out on the thursday for it as well.

no way of getting it off, no one is allowed any time off at all over the christmas period. :sad3:
 
cant you beg? tell them your cock has turned black and will fall off in 2 days so you want to get your hole as much as possible before it drops.
 
That is utter shit, I'm amazed that's even legal :rage:

Also, Jim, you could also look like a ladies man, with me and Clare hangin' off each arm

...pissed up

...needing propping up........
 
Kelly said:
That is utter shit, I'm amazed that's even legal :rage:

Also, Jim, you could also look like a ladies man, with me and Clare hangin' off each arm

...pissed up

...needing propping up........
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im not carrying anyone or propping them up. you walk or get dragged by the hair. let that be an incentive for you not to get too pissed.:hmph:
 
Drag me by the legs instead. My hair might fall out if you drag me by it
 
What do people do to help you get home when you're too pissed, Jim?
 
Lightning Farron said:
What do people do to help you get home when you're too pissed, Jim?
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ive only been in a state once. the mothership was phoned, i was bundled into her car where i spewed and then i was carried up a few flights of stairs by my dad and then dumped in the bathroom where i fell asleep with my head in the bowl so im told.

that about sums it up.

i dont intend to get in a state like that ever again :dave: and i'd say thats a bit more than being pissed so fu smartypants*.

kelly probly gets like that just with a sniff of vodka.

speaking of smarties i have a big pink tube of them. theyre all pink :hmph:
 
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