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moogles on mescaline

moogles on mescaline

Reveling in geekdom in psychotropic-altered senses
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Because I'm a newb and am easily amused by the smileys this forum has, I decided in a moment of extreme boredom, to tell a story .. WITH SMILIES. I encourage EVERYONE to add on!

Rules:

You can recreate small scenarios, full plots, or randomness, with every smiley available to choose from. I will begin.

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:inuyasha: -walx thru world map-
:inuyasha:
:inuyasha:
:wakka: -A WILD PSEUDO-JAMAICAN APPEARS!!!-
:sparta:
:se7: -SUMMONZ AN ESZPUR-
:wakka: :updown: -Pseudo-Jamaican dies-
:inuyasha:
:inuyasha: -walx into the ghetto-
:pingas: -AMBUUUUUSH'd-
:cactaur: :reptar: :pitler: :domo:
:gasp: OH NOEZ 4 ON 1
:think: Hmmmmmmmm......

:barret: -SUMMONZ NOTORIOUS B.I.G.-
:barret: :cactaur: :reptar: :pitler: :domo: :nudge: -Biggie Smalls makes illegal drug transaction with enemy-
...
...
...
:spaz: :spaz: :spaz: :spaz: -ENEMIES SUCCESSFULLY INCAPACITATED!!!-
:inuyasha: -walx off into tha horizon...-

TO BE CONTINUED.
 
In this particular scenario, Inuyasha is obviously portraying the typical protagonist on his typical RPG journey down a typical world map, when he typically encounters the typical random monster.

Then it all gets fucked up from there on.
 
Okay, so it's like this:

InuYasha walks around, Wakka stops him and yells "this is SPARTA!". InuYasha summons Rainbow Sheep and kills Wakka. He walks into the Ghetto and is ambushed by PINGAS, a cactaur, Reptar, Pitler, and domo. He panics and thinks. Barret comes and...kills...them? And Something about drugs? everyone spazzes and InuYasha walks off.

...Okay then. xD
 
No no no. Barret (portraying Notorious B.I.G., Biggie Smalls) didn't kill them. He just sold them drugs that made them a bit loopy, thus ending the battle in VICKTOREE! But yeah, you're getting the hang of it. :]
 
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Channy said:
But Barret has a kid and would never condone selling drugs. This story makes no sense.
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On the contrary, Barret is a black man in the ghetto trying to feed his daughta. Ya gotsta to whatcha gotsta do. =T

It's okay for me to say that because I live in the ghetto lol.
 
People in the ghetto don't do drugs to gain enlightenment and meditate everyday.
 
I'm the odd one out. People in the ghetto also don't wear various black and death mtal shirts everyday or read Nietzsche or are signed up to Final Fantasy forums but whaddya know. I'm here. :B

In any case we're gtting off-topic. The point is, damnit, didn't any of you vr read Dr. Seuss as a kid or play or read or watch anything WITH A PLOT? -COUGHFINALFANTASYCOUGH-

Put your story-telling skills to use and utilize smileys only damnit!

..

Please? :spaz:
 
One day a man was in the mood for the perfect lay so a hunting he did go,walking from street corner to corner
:zidane:

:nanaki:The first ho he came across was to furry
:edea:the second was to tall
:lulu: The third was selling toys not herself....
:garnet:and the fourth was just to hyped up on Potion to perform her skills
:kuja:The fifth was realy a man who :slap: him and took his money....

In dissapointment did our Hero go home where
he :alcoholic: and :se7: untill dawn..... The End
 
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