so some shit head tried to mug me on the way home

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

if the conversation we had was a script it would look thusly:

EXT. BUSY STREET. NIGHT.
MYSELF is walking up the road. MUGGER approaches from behind on a bike. MYSELF is listening to his mp3 player, but upon realising MUGGER is behind him, removes one ear phone.

MUGGER
got any cigarettes?

MYSELF
no, i don't smoke

MUGGER
what phone you got?

MYSELF
pardon?

MUGGER (aggresively/threatening)
what phone you got?​

MUGGER begins to use his bike to cut off MYSELF

MYSELF
not a very valuable one

MUGGER
oh you're getting stabbed​

MUGGER stops his bike in front of MYSELF

MYSELF
no

MUGGER (surprised)
oh shit​

MUGGER exits on his bike

 

[iSmiff]

'no' the word of power.

Glad you're ok though

 

[SaShman]

Just say "no"

 

[Casanova]

 

[Harlequin]

I had hoped that would pan out like Mark's mugging on Peep Show

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

that's fairly excellent advice from karl pilkington