stare at boobs for longer life

[L]

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html

i am dying very very very very very slowly

and i need your help

so show me them boobies

 

[Donald Trump]

hoho

 

[L]

i know i said i was dying slowly but maybe i was wrong

DOCTOR I NEED BOOBIES! STAT!

 

[Donald Trump]

It's easy. You just have to get out more.

 

[Koloth]

I knew it.

 

[L]

It's easy. You just have to get out more.

no

i demand a perscription of awesome tits

right this very second

 

[Koloth]

Get a girlfriend

 

[L]

girlfriends are expensive hookers

 

[Donald Trump]

Go to a univerity and enrol in an arts course.

 

[Koloth]

Buy Playboy.

 

[L]

i think they have to be real tits

i mean ive been looking at tits through a computer screen for 10 years and seen them in actuality less than 10 times. i dont think i'd have called them well-endowed either

Go to a univerity and enrol in an arts course.

i dont even have a highschool education, i doubt i could go to a university anywhere. besides, you know the day a naked chick comes in she's not going to have any tits

 

[L]

i have an excuse for everything

 

[Donald Trump]

Take up life painting.

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

Take up menstrual painting.

 

[L]

I'll figure out a diabolical plan someday.

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

Or not.

 

[Donald Trump]

It should be easy enough.

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

You'd think so. But whenever I make a plan, it always ends with me in the fetal position in my shower, drenched in my own urine.

 

[L]

yeah, i could just like... walk up to someone and be like

hey can i stare at your boobs for 10 minutes? i'll give you 10 bucks

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

And then end up in the shower soaked in your own urine.