Stupid songs and their triply stupid lyrics

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Driving down the freeway with the radio tuned to a fairly good station, I didn't really pay attention to the lyrics being sung in one particular song until the second chorus. By then, the lyrics just struck me as profoundly stupid -- so profoundly stupid, I thought it worthy of a thread.

I know not the name of the song, nor the artist, nor do I care to find out. All that matters is the offending line that spurred the creation of this thread. That line is thus:

"Live like we're dying."

It's quite short. And so very infuriating. Allow me to elaborate on why such an innocuous line should stir me to such rage.

Let's take a moment to consider the full meaning of that line. "Live like we're dying." No doubt it's meant to tell the listener to make every moment last, to live every day as if it were the last day on earth, and so on. A powerful message that has been rendered to the status of 'quaint' and 'boring' by the constant use of it in songs of late.

I've no doubt that the person that wrote that song, and that one line, had nothing but good intentions and uplifting meaning flowing through their mind and into their pen.

But dear God, it's a poor choice of words.

'Live like we're dying.' Really. You know what dying people are like? They are comatose in a hospital bed, fighting to breathe through a yellowed tube because they're suffering from PPD (Packs Per Day) syndrome. Their lungs have literally been burned from the inside out.

Dying people are people with terminal cancer, their very body intruding on itself in some gross spur of ever-expanding flesh.

People are dying from terrible diseases like AIDS, Ebola, pneumonia, and others.

People who die also void their bowels (meaning they've defecated themselves) because the muscle has lost all tension.

Dying is anything but pretty, folks. But this song is telling us to go out and be like them! Be like the people who can't breathe on their own, who're suffering wasting diseases, and whose bodies have run amok!

"Live like we're dying."

Yeah, great game plan there, chap. Inspired, really it is! Pure genius!

-.- Go to hell, you ass.



P.S. Bitch about random songs that annoy you here. : )
 
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Rihanna - Unfaithful

:ffs:

Honestly, I really don't know what people see in her. Sure the lyrics are ridiculous, most songs these days don't need to make sense, people just need something to sing.

But she CAN'T sing. Bloody hell, she sounds like a cat being stepped on with golf shoes (especially during the 'chorus'... I use the term loosely). To be she sounds out of tune, but maybe that's good singing to some people. You can't just wail like banshee and pretend to be some soulful singer. :mokken:

EDIT: And wtf, how can she be a murderer whilst being unfaithful?

:rage:
 
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Anything by Lady GaGa... Seriously, how the hell does anyone consider that crap music? One song comes to mind upon thinking about this. Paparazzi... Holy fucking shit. How can a song that stupid inspire headaches just from hearing the chorus?

How did that talentless hack get a recording deal anyway? Her voice is horrid! We would rather listen to Tom OC than her earbleeding "music".
 
Tsukianei gets extra points for the Lady GaGa bash. Took the words clean out of my mouth!

I also have to mention that Lady GaGa has a downright horrid taste in clothes. I mean, the only 'music video' I've seen of hers was about 2 seconds worth on a commercial, but I can tell you it's like something from a fashion designer's crack trip.

An autistic, lobotomized, fashion designer's crack trip! I don't know who the clothes designer is, but she should shoot him in the face. With a hammer. I've never seen anything so hideous in my life. And she's famous for this!?

I think... I think I have to go lie down. The headache...
 
Tsuki does have a good point about ridiculous lyrics in GaGa's songs. Don't get me wrong, I'm one of the people who likes most of GaGa's songs, but has anyone seen some lyrics in Bad Romance?


I want your ugly
I want your disease
I want your everything
As long as it’s free
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love

I shall stay rather far away from GaGa and her rather masochistic pleasures in the future. :mokken:
 
That Tik Tok song? Horrid. And it's a shame really, because the beat isn't half bad, for a generic pop song.

AND FFS IT'S SPELLED TICK TOCK. :rage:
 
Jack's Smirking Revenge said:
I want the time back that I wasted reading this.

Too late. I stoles it. And added it on to my lifespan. I will now live 2 minutes longer than if I hadn't stolen it. With this immense amount of time, I shall take over the world, enlighten humanity, and begin the first Moon colony!

Oh.

Wait.
 
Stupid lyrics? Name a rapper. Name one. All I need is one.

Honestly, for a genre so dependent on using words, they use some pretty dumb words. There are exceptions, of course. DOA by Jay-Z is decent simply because I hate autotune. But honestly;
"I can make your bed rock (Young Money)
(Kane is in the building *****)
I can make your bed rock girl
I can make your bed rock
I can make your bed rock"
What the hell? That's not even a decent attempt at good lyrics. And don't get me started on that Rah Rah Ooh Lah Lah crap.
 
I don't know the song name or the artist, but there's one song that keeps repeating one word...

"Sureal"

All it is is some beat, and then "SUREAL!"..."SUREAL"..."SUH---SUHRHEAHL!"
So ANNOYING D:
ALL I HEAR IS SUREAL!!!
I just want to bash the living hell out of the Radio!
 
You have all got to hate that Soulja boy song "Superman" or whatever the fuzz its called.

:rage: :rage: :rage:

I hate this guy with a passion. He just fails to astronomical levels. I want him dead, Bond :ahmed:

Read the lyrics and join his hate club

Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

WTF is this blasphemy!? :thehell: I want him dead, please? :sad2:
 
You have all got to hate that Soulja boy song "Superman" or whatever the fuzz its called.

:rage: :rage: :rage:

I hate this guy with a passion. He just fails to astronomical levels. I want him dead, Bond :ahmed:

Read the lyrics and join his hate club

Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

WTF is this blasphemy!? :thehell: I want him dead, please? :sad2:
Soulja Boy is the furthest thing from a musician. A deaf mute could be a better musician than him.

Thank you for bringing him up, I forgot about that song and all of its awfulness.
 
Stupid lyrics? Name a rapper. Name one. All I need is one.

Don't typecast a whole genre. Some hip hop artists can run circles around any other genre lyrically.

And Soulja Boy is ridiculous. The single worst rap act to come out in the last decade. Bar none.
 
I have come to hate Kelly Clarkson. With an undying passion.

Which is sad, you know?, because she's actually a very good singer. (At least, I THINK it's her singing this song...)

Let's just say when I hear the line 'Because of you!!!' I want to kill something. Anything. I want to tear it apart with my teeth.

Radio stations have the asshatty idea that if they play the one hit song over and over and over again, they'll get good ratings.

:ffs:

This logic is flawed.


I hear that song, over and over and over and OVER AGAIN about 50 times a day. I. Hate. It.

Oh, and anything by Coldplay also sucks beyond redemption. They sound like neo-hippies with all the crack and none of the fun. And you know what? To hell with yellow. Yellow is a stupid color. STOP SINGING ABOUT IT!

:rage:
 
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- Moved to Midgar Music Studio -

I went ahead and moved this because I thought it was a good Music rant thread, as long as they were constructive posts. Went ahead and deleted some spam, if you don't mind.

(Post count section, so please say why)


Oh I got loads of what music I can't stand sometimes. They crazy girl Miley Virus.. oh when I ever I hear her songs I get driven up the dang wall. Lady Gaga - Poker Face (but wait, since I know there are a lot of gaga lovers) - the original was okay on acoustic, it was when she went and made it a dang pop legend song in which every single College kid would make me pull my hair out.

Soulja Boy Tell Em' - Superman/spiderman/batman - the dances to those song.. and everything they represent! ack.. what talentless generation of rappers we have here.

Anyways done with constructive rant.
 
Ah, move it is then. You're right, it is a good music rant thread.

Shu said:
crazy girl Miley Virus..

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I've never heard that before! I give you cookies. Lots of cookies for that.

And it isn't so much her twinky music I dislike, it's the dang FANS. :rage: is every female around here under the age of 13 a Virus fan?
 
Don't typecast a whole genre. Some hip hop artists can run circles around any other genre lyrically.

And Soulja Boy is ridiculous. The single worst rap act to come out in the last decade. Bar none.
I meant mainstream rappers today, particularly the ones who rely on autotune instead of actually doing anything.

Sure, there are exceptions to everything, I listed an exception to what I said immediately below that statement. But for the most part, and this is my opinion after all, mainstream rap lyrics suck.
 
I detest every song with 'la la la' or 'hey hey hey' lyrics. If you can't make up enough lyrics to fill up your song, maybe you shouldn't be a singer at all. Only thing worse: lyrics where only parts have been replace by 'la la la' I vaguely remember a song with lyrics like "I feel okay, I feel so hey hey hey". Is it that hard to think of a fitting word?

I also dislike the lyrics of most R&B/pop songs. Yeah, you like to 'treat ya girl right yo' and 'rock ya life, hey', whatever...
 
Don't typecast a whole genre. Some hip hop artists can run circles around any other genre lyrically.
Any other genre?
I disgaree, even the best rappers can't compare to Bob Dylan or Nick Drake.

The lyrics that I really detest are those emo-ish/goth bands who just complain about how difficult it is to be different or misunderstood or anything like that.
And any lyric written by a hair band ever is shit.
 
I once heard a song called "Lol, smileyface." Really? Wtf? Mind you, I only heard about thirty seconds of it but it's seriously the dumbest song I've ever heard in my life. I found the lyrics online and I'll paste an excerpt:

Shorty just text me, says she want to sex me
LOL smiley face, LOL smiley face
Shorty sent a twitpic saying come and get this,
LOL smiley face, LOL smiley face


And people wonder why the music industry is failing. :ffs:
 
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