Stupid songs and their triply stupid lyrics

[Six]

Anything by Lady GaGa... Seriously, how the hell does anyone consider that crap music? One song comes to mind upon thinking about this. Paparazzi... Holy fucking shit. How can a song that stupid inspire headaches just from hearing the chorus?

How did that talentless hack get a recording deal anyway? Her voice is horrid! We would rather listen to Tom OC than her earbleeding "music".

And don't get me started on that Rah Rah Ooh Lah Lah crap.

Miley Virus..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Omg.... xD I'm crying.

Ahh... So great, guys.

I've never minded hearing a song from Lady GaGa on the radio, I don't pay much mind to the radio, my iTunes has all the good stuff.

I'm really not a fan of her either. xD The lyrics from, as mentioned, songs as of lately seem so uncreative. Forced even.

'Oh this sounds catchy! Let's use it in 5 other songs on our album, gaize!'

Uh... No.

There's not really a specific song I can mention to have a passionate hate for at the moment... I'm sure I'll come to think of something.

 

[Bambi]

Umberella elle ella eh eh eh

That is oneof the stupidest songs EVER. It drives me insane, its all that ella ella business, its retarded

And like, lyrics where the singers name gets mentioned/repeated over andover Like dude, naff off and get a grip, its shit

And that whoever the fuck she is, Hannah Montana and that song where she['s singing about other songs on the radio, i mean wtf is that all about?

There's fucking loads that drive me insane, but it's early and that's all I can think of at the moment

 

[Nocturne]

Ugh, I could seriously go on for eternity in this thread so Im going to have to hold myself back.

Lady Gaga. Hate with a damn passion. Her lyrics are god awful and she herself is a slut. Plain and simple.

Any rapper. ANY RAPPER. Especially Lil Wayne. Not only can he not sing/talk correctly, but his lyrics are horrible. They make no sense and even if they did it wouldnt matter since his voice is so goddamn awful.

Ima Millionaire,
Im a Young Money Millie in aire, tougher than Nigerian hair,
My criteria compared to your career just isnt fair,
Ima venereal disease like a menstrual bleed..

Thats so retarded.

That song by Kesha on the radio. That tick tock one. Shows what our society is like. Lets go get drunk and act like we are cool in clubs. Fuck that.

Akon irritates me because he tries to sing all emotional about women who are whores and how he wants to have sex with them. Once again, I dont want to hear it in the first place, plus it just sounds stupid.

T Pain - you know. Autotune is ok if you use it sometimes. But when you use it all the time, its retarded and shows you cant sing. Also when your songs include "She made us drinks to drink. We drunk em, got drunk, and now I know she thinks Im cool" you deserve to be beat to death.

Ugh...Im just stopping there for now.

 

[Dragon Mage]

Inspiration.

I realize how much I hate the Beatles and the Beach Boys.

Now let me be clear. I like exactly 1 song of the Beatles, but it was so off from their signature stuff, it sounds like it was made be someone else.

"We all live in a yellow submarine..."

O.O *shoots song with Magnum, reloads, begins firing again* I don't know what kind of crack they were smoking but it was some seriously strong shit.

Oh, and let me just assure you here that there are some wonderful tenors of our time. There are even a rare few singers that can utilize falsetto very well.

The Beach Boys and the Beatles are not among that elevated category. "Fun fun fun fun now that daddy took the T-bird away." Look it up. Listen well. THAT'S NOT SINGING, IT'S SCREECHING LIKE A VIOLATED DUCK.

Does anyone disagree with me on this? That falsetto and lyrics so retarded they deserve to be tossed into vats of acid are a signature of those two bands? Am I wrong?

I like oldies music but dang, I really hate those two groups. >(

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

The Beatles' later stuff is their best stuff, largely because of the amount of LSD and such that they took around that time. It was a far cry from the usual "I love you, you love me" kind of songs that they'd been releasing previously (not that they were bad either).
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band is quite possibly one of the greatest albums ever written.

I'm also interested as to which songs they used falsetto voices in?

 

[Donald Trump]

The Beach Boys and The Beatles are two different cases.
The Beach Boys didn't write their own music, they just made very good pop songs, Good Vibrations, Pet Sounds, God only knows etc etc.
The Beatles wrote their own music, and they all had a go. Ringo's were terrible ie Yellow Submarine.
Paul McCartney also wrote some trash, Maxwell's Silver Hammer, Obla Di Obla Da.
But generally their lyrics are pretty good, from savaging some who shot a tiger, 'Bungalow Bill' and the political nature of 'Revolution'.
I don't that the Lennon/McCartney are the best lyricists, but they are pretty good and certainly not bad.

 

[DeadFantasy]

Lil Wayne's song that I heard.

uhm, i'm going in
I think.
It's like almost all songs that i've heard from lil wayne are 'bout getting some... like come on think of something else about other then damn girls, pussy's and fricking weed. I think it's pretty dumb when that's all you can think of and make a song about it. Like that's nice and all but, where's the real music??

 

[Rydia]

That song from Avril that goes:

Hey Hey You You I don't like your girlfriend!
No Wai No Wai! I think you need a new one.

Seriously just shoot me.

Oombop by Hanson. Was there any real words in that song? Or were they just singing way to fast?

 

[Dragon Mage]

I'm also interested as to which songs they used falsetto voices in?

Just about every song in their repertoire. When it sounds unusually high and almost nasally, then it's falsetto. Bad, bad, falsetto.

That song from Avril that goes:

Hey Hey You You I don't like your girlfriend!
No Wai No Wai! I think you need a new one.

Seriously just shoot me.

Quoted for the Truth

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I realise that those five songs may coincidentally not be any one of those that you're referring to, but a sample of five seems fair. They don't sound nasally or unusually high in any of those songs...

 

[Dragon Mage]

Remember, I said that their use of falsetto was PART of the reason I hated their songs. Stupid lyrics constituted the other half. "I am the walrus" is a perfect example.

Also the first one you posted, "I want to hold your hand" is what I meant by falsetto. At the particular high point, (I wanna hold your haaaand!) is done is falsetto. I didn't mean they used it constantly I meant they used it in a great deal of their work.

"Hey, Jude" is another dumb lyric one.

In any case, they may sound high-pitched from the start, so that may have something to do with it. But the general effect of such (even HIGHER) high notes is their sound quality diminishes -- they sound tinny, lacking a true resonant body to the voice. You probably wouldn't understand any of this if you weren't in choir of a few years, but let's suffice it to say that falsetto has the upshot of hitting high notes but the disadvantage of reducing sound quality.


P.S. since I'm at school, I cannot listen to the songs. No, I don't have headphones.