[SU/Discussion/Brainstorming] - Have Party, Will Travel

I can just see Tali now getting annoyed at everyone's talking after a set amount of time. :rofl:

And then getting more annoyed when someone starts touching her longer than normal (for an Elf) ears. :wacky:

"Twelve people?! Are we a party or some kind of misfit squadron made up of mostly people that no one else cares for? Of course, I would be one of the ones that people do care for. The rest of you ugly fools are mostly useless."
 
To which Raz would reply that elf-chica had better not get her tits in a tizzy, and that she (Tali) could do with a sandwich or three, then include a nonsensical allusion involving plankton.

:wacky: gosh, this is going to be fun!
 
To which Tali would reply that Raz looks like a freakishly tall Human that wants to be a giant but couldn't quite make the cut. She would probably throw in a insult on how she is perhaps a little "heavy" to be a woman, and that in all reality, if she wanted to be a Man, she could perhaps grow a penis. :mokken:

This is going to be fun. :wacky:
 
To which Raz would probably tell Tali that oh, like she hasn't heard that before, and will proceed to inform Tali what she can do with her ears and where exactly to place them... but wait. Her mistake. They are already there along with the rest of her head.

Then she'd probably offer Tali a drink and an arm wrestle because, gosh darnit, there are so few people to have a good verbal spar with these days!
 
To which Tali would go on about how Raz has a huge ass, and she should probably quit riding mounts because they continue to suffocate. :wacky:

She would then take the drink, and get owned in arm wrestling, because Tali is fucking TINY. :gonk:
 
To which Raz would inform the elf that she does not have a horse but she does have a rather large housecat, which could probably serve Tali as a suitable mount. Then she'd buy Tali another drink, because she's a good sport and buys anyone that'll provide such amusing dialogue with a drink even if they lost the arm-wrestle. Then she would ask what breed of dog Tali prefers as a mount, and that she saw some labrador puppies on sale just down the road if she was interested.
 
To which Tali would reply that her mount is an Albino Grizzly Bear (yes, an ALBINO GRIZZLY BEAR) and that if she didn't stop making fun of her, she would feed her to him. It would be a grand meal that would last him an entire year, and that would be just feeding on her gargantuan backside. She would then take the other drink, slowly start getting dizzy, and inform her that she would take the dog, but she would be too afraid of being upset after Raz sits on it and crushes it with her ass.

Then she would tell her that she prefers cats anyway. :mokken:
 
To which Raz would be modestly impressed and inquire as to where one could acquire an albino grizzly bear in the first place, and his name wouldn't happen to be Fluffy by any chance?

And then she would proceed to regale Tali with humorous tales of her cat, Havoc, who is a catzilla in his own right but cannot abide having his fur mussed. She would impeccably add that Havoc bullies all the stray dogs that wander into HIS yard, so while she appreciated the rather well-made insult of a dog chewing on her backside, it would be highly unlikely the dog could get past her cat.

Then she would praise Tali's good taste and sensibility in preferring cats anyways.
 
To which Tali would tell her that its name is "Berhu", and that while her cat may be large, her bear is much bigger. Then she would regret to inform her that she can't tell anyone where she got him from, because the Statue of Limitations has not run out of that yet. But she would be happy to hear that someone else has the sensibility to realize that cats are better than drooling dogs anyway. :griin:
 
To which Raz would nod and commiserate and say that is was quite a shame that such unquestionably superior mounts were in such limited supply and how lucky she was to have one. Then she would mention that the elf is very forthcoming and even jolly while drunk and would she like another glass of wine? and does she have a pet cat herself, perhaps a familiar?
 
To which Tali would finally realize that she was in fact getting a little drunk, and that she isn't so bad herself and it was nice to see that her freakishly tall self didn't have a freakishly huge ego. From there, she would take the wine, but admit that she doesn't a cat because she's traveling far too much, but has thought about getting a cat as a familiar at some point when she can afford to feed Berhu and a cat.

She would then probably ask if it was normal to feel so strange after just a few drinks.
 
To which Raz would be most flattered by Tali's compliment and add that it was rather nice to meet an elf that had some truly honed wit and not just snooty replies. then she would add that it was a shame she did not have a cat nor familiar and wishes her the best of luck in finding one.

She would probably add that it is very strong wine indeed but it would depend on personal tolerances, and would she feel up to a game of darts at all?
 
To which Tali would respond how she never really thought to highly of her own kind and how snooty they are anyway. She would then be reluctant to play darts because she was already feeling so dizzy, and she feared that she would hit someone in the head with one. But then she would say, "ah to hell with it" and play anyway under the condition that if someone got head darted, she would protect her as she doesn't feel she can fire spells correctly while drunk. :gasp:
 
To which Raz would say it was a positive delight to have met her, and that more of her race should be like her (Tali) anyways. She would then proceed to play a game of darts at close range and promised to allow no one to harm her cat-loving friend and would see to it that no one would get between her and the dartboard unless they owed Raz money.
 
To which Tali would smile and begin throwing her darts, hitting everything but the dartboard and placing quite a few holes in the wall around it. :rofl:
 
To which Raz, upon seeing this, would propose they place a few coins as a bet in the game, and see who can land a dart on the board first. Then she would order another drink.

And one for Tali too. :cheers:
 
To which Tali, being somewhat naive at times, would take the drink and accept the bet. She would then accuse the dartboard of cheating and that it was moving for every time she missed, clearly. :mokken:
 
To which Raz would sternly agree while somehow managing to keep a straight face, and admirable display of willpower in its own right. Then she would say that she wouldn't spend another second in this bar with a cheating dartboard and would Tali like to visit a perfectly respectable establishment down the way?

And she would pocket the coin, during this proposal.

And she would ask Tali if she knew any good songs, especially while drinking.
 
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