[T] Runes of Magic

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Avvin and I have started gaming together on a little MMO called "Runes of Magic" that I've been playing for a bit. Today, I decided that I was going to make a Tantalus thread about our adventures and chronicle them here for you all to read and enjoy.

October 5th - Today started out with me just randomly killing some lower end monsters so I can get my secondary class (Druid) up. As you can see in the following screenshots, I was doing just that waiting for Avvin and his Jew internet to show up.

Avvin was then able to get on for short bursts of time. I say "bursts" because Comcast was being a Jew and his internet was fucking up, making him disconnect every so often.

So, we decide to tackle this quest, and I thought that it was going to be pretty simple, but we were surrounded quickly. Avvin died, and I got the Hell out of dodge. Once they started focusing on me, there was nothing I could do.

I may have the heart of a lion, but damn it, I have the legs of a coward. So I ran, and I went to my Primary Mage class, which is level 28, and we went back for round 2.

The following is me two hitting the boss that Avvin needed to complete his quest.

This is me standing in a group of enemies and killing them in two hits with my AoE attack.

Avvin and I again, with Avvin's huge ass head in the way of the fucking camera.

We then had to go to some mines, and kill this thing call Anglie. I thought it would be hard without my Mage, but we pulled though, and it turned out pretty fucking easy.

The final screenshot I took (because I kept forgetting to take them).

We then fought a few more things before I had to go. My head is killing me and I'm going to attempt to get some sleep. However, I had fun, and without a doubt, there will be more RoM goodness. Even if I'm the only fucker posting.

 

[mattbgamer]

It was indeed fun, as soon as I post a little I am will be on if you are game?

 

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I'll be ready, of course.

Is your internet still going to be a damned Jew and not let you get anything done?

 

[mattbgamer]

I dont know yet, it seems to be working fine. Lets hope when I start up RoM that it doesn't decide to be all stupid and shit.

 

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Awesome. We should try that Strange Substance quest. It's a long one, but it'll be fun as shit. I'm not sure if we can take that boss in the back, but if we get all the monsters around it first, it shouldn't be a problem at all.

 

[mattbgamer]

I am on and ready for you.

 

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May have to wait just a little bit. I'm cooking myself a nice dinner at the moment, and I should be on in the next 30 minutes. Just use this time to see if your internet is being a little Jew and finish up some smaller quests for the time being.

 

[mattbgamer]

Okay sounds good.

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

Hellz yeah. Although Avvin's interwebz is still being a Jew, we were able to get that quest done, and motherfucker, it was a blast!

Below are some screenshots of the epicness that took place.

Avvin is to the right of this one. You can see him off in the distance as I fire my fireball of justice at this fraking worm thing.

Avvin and I tag teaming that Kobold thing. Bitches didn't stand a chance.

FUCK YEAH, LOOK AT HOW AWESOME THAT SHIT IS!

In the midst of a killing spree, I stop to talk to Avvin.

Avvin's just standing there, letting me do all the work.

Avvin get's his sword out, ready to murder these bitches.

Only to see that I'm fucking epic and I can kill all these bitches myself.

Now, here was the fun part. There was no way I could have taken this thing alone with my Druid. So Avvin really did save my ass here.

This boss has quite a bit of HP for two lowbies like us. So, while I attacked every so often, my primary goal here was to keep up both healed before I even thought of launching a fireball. It was a long fight, about 10 minutes before he finally dropped, and at one point my HP and Avvin's was below 50%. So I really had to get my game face on and heal like a motherfucker.

DEAD! WOOOOOOOO!

Running away before everything respawned.

Had to leave for the night. South Park was coming on and I had to get ready for tomorrow. It was a blast though. Good times all around!

 

[mattbgamer]

It was indeed. Except for when my internet kicked me out right when we were moments away from killing the boss. But definitely fun as hell playing with a member of the forum here. By the way how do you capture pictures like that, I dont want you to feel like your the only one who has to post pictars.

 

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Just press your "print scrn" key in game, and then go to your Runes of Magic folder and look for your screenshots folder. Sadly, I don't think I can be on today. I've got loads to do. Though, feel free to post your adventures here.

 

[mattbgamer]

Okay thanks, I started playing about 5:00 and it kicked me off about 3 times and I just quit right now. So I honestly dont know what is going on with my internet, I am seriously SERIOUSLY hoping that by just playing the game it would effect my internet that much. Probably not but I just dont know what to do, I want to play the game without having stupid internet issues.

 

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Well, today I got Avvin in the guild Oversoul that I'm currently in. They're a bunch of pretty cool guys, so everything should be pretty fucking awesome.

However, that was only one part of my EPIC AS FUCK DAY.

Here we go. These were some small time quests, and they were pretty boring. However, they needed to be done.

Now, shortly after this, I met up with a few guys (next screenshot) who were pretty awesome.

The dudes in this screenshot were pretty fucking epic. We had to kill an elite boss named Joblid. However, in order to do so we had to kill these vine monsters. We had to literally slaughter them for fucking hours before Joblid showed up. These were the screenshots that I got.

Consdatine turned out to be a huge fucking bro. We started doing a lot of quests together even after this.

MOTHERFUCKER ALL UP IN MY FUCKING FACE!

Two Mages casting Flare at the same time = Awesome screenshot.

Fireball flying over my head as I cast mine at the enemy.

Oh, why 'ello smexy Elven woman.

I wondered away from the group for a bit to go and kill some myself in an attempt to make the process a bit faster.

More blasting of these damned things alongside the other Mage.

One of the party members went to go help someone else with a quest, leaving us to our own devices.

Eventually, I had to leave. However, when I came back on, a new party was up, ready to take this son of a bitch down. And thus, epic party #2 was born.

Small talk before the battle that would write our names down in history.

AND WE'RE OFF!

LIGHTNING BOLT, MOTHERFUCKER!

Damn right. You dead, bitch.

Small talk after our names were written down in history.

Completing another, small, somewhat boring quest with Cons.

FUCKING NEWBIE PET, GET OUT OF MY WAY!

I'm so fucking sexy.

Cons and I just randomly exploring the Goblin Mine like a couple of fucking bosses.

A different quest. Someone was nice enough to give me a lift on that giant horse thingie.

Later that day.

Check out my house maid. U MAD? U JELLY? Deal with it.

I'm on a horse.

I'm a fucking Lawyer. What now?

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The following screenshots took place sometime early this evening. This was perhaps the most epic raid I've been in on RoM thus far. We went in there knowing we were probably going to get our asses handed to us. But we didn't care. We were going to go up in that bitch like we owned the fucking place.

We walked in but mere mortals. We died as legends.

Much needed buffs before battle.

We're going in, facing our inevitable dooms.

The light at the end of this tunnel, only spelled death and destruction for us all.

The enemy was so strong, that some of my spells would not hit it.

That was the final screenshot I was able to take. After that, things got so heated I had no time to press the screenshot button. Our Priest went down, and I became primary healer, because Druid is my secondary class. However, even I, as great as I am, could not keep up.

We did go deeper into the cavern. Where we were swarmed by bosses and other monsters. I died, the other Mage died, followed by our two tanks. We didn't stand a chance. But we went out swinging, and we died as Heroes, Legends, Champions, and Gods in our own right.

 

[mattbgamer]

DUDE that looked to be the most epic night's ever!!!! If my internet wasn't being so damn craptastic...., well I see you are not online but I am going to be getting online her in a sec hopefully *knocks on wood* my internet works good.

 

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Ah, it's been a while, old chaps. I've still been on the good ol' RoM and having a blast. However, I haven't been concentrating on leveling as much as I have... Crafting. Crafting is fucking boring, but sadly, it's necessary.

Anywho, enough of that. It's time to show you guys just a fraction of what I've been up to in RoM.

This is my IRL friend, who shall remain nameless. However, Jess and Vikki should know who he is. He started out just recently, and we've been hanging out for quite a bit.

This is me... Standing on my horse...

This one, I'm quite proud of, actually. Normally, no one can make it up to this ledge without falling. Once again, I prove how much more awesome I am than everyone else by doing the impossible, seeing the invisible, ROW, ROW, FIGHT THE POWAH!

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These following screenshots take place with my guild in the Forsaken Abbey. Lots of fun was had, and unlike the screenshots before, we fucking owned this place.

Miniboss #1 went down like a bitch.

Beyond him, more monsters lurked in the distance.

Miniboss #2 also went out like a bitch.

Miniboss #3 put up a decent fight.

Now here is the main boss of the dungeon. It wasn't hard, but we did have a couple of close calls. She calls for backup a lot, but we pulled through and kicked the shit out of her pansy ass bitches.

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After the battle, we just all sat around and hung out for a bit.

Got raped.

New map here. It's all snowy and shit, and I fucking love this place. I get good drops, good TP and great EXP. Plus, the change in scenery is a very nice change.

I bought some potions that change me into a monster for shits and giggles, I thought it was great.

Also, I just notcied these screenshots are out of order. Fucking bitch ass photobucket.

More from the Forsaken Abbey.

That's all for now, I have much more screenshots, but I don't have the time to upload them. Expect more later, bitches.

 

[mattbgamer]

Well I finally got my Ethernet cable and haven't had any problems yet. Once again you look like you have had a awesome time playing.

 

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Maybe you can finally get on and not crash. I'll be keeping an eye out for you.

 

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No screens of this moment, but HOLY FUCKING SHIT, it was amazing. Here I am, with two buddies and we're going through one of the dungeons and having a blast. The Tank thinks he can tank this boss, so we decide to go after it. To stay on the safe side, I hang back a bit and heal from a distance.

The boss dropped the tank.
The boss then proceeded to drop the other tank.
The boss then starts chasing me.

HOLY FUCK, I'M MOTHERFUCKING SCREWED.

I haul fucking ass in the other direction, but this fucker is fast. One hit took out half my HP, so I use a motherfucking speed potion. I get away from him, but I've had to run through aggros, and my speed potion has worn off. SHIT.

I use my disable AOE spell with only 200 HP left and I spam my fucking fire AoE like the world is about to fucking end. I killed them all, and the only thing that could be heard on guild voice chat was me screaming, "I LIVE! I LIVE MOTHERFUCKERS, I AM STILL FUCKING ALIVE! "

Hot fucking damn, that was fun.

 

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So... Avvin... You plan on playing anytime soon? I've got a spot open in the guild for you, and I'm active again.

 

[mattbgamer]

Well....here's the thing. The laptop I was using was originally my parents, they didn't need it anymore so they gave to me. Well my mom's laptop took a dump on her and seeing that 'my' laptop was technically theirs she asked if she could use it until they figure out what is wrong with her broken one. So it might be a little bit before I can get back on.