Thank you Jesus :rage: *girly problem stay out icky boyz* :mokken:

[Ilyena]

women, took one of adams ribs to make em and theyre still not happy

Damn straight. We want the other rib too.

 

[Ethics]

This thread is no where near the read I was hoping for.

 

[The Witch]

women, took one of adams ribs to make em and theyre still not happy

lol.... oh, tom.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Now that's just plain greedy, Tia

God knows it's all Bros before Hos

 

[Harlequin]

my other rib is in my...

...middle pocket form an orderly line ladies

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

So they can rip it out?

Also, lets not forget it's women's fault we're not in eden anymore all their fault

 

[Ethics]

Damn straight. We want the other rib too.

Googled to find this old joke.


Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"



Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" God replied, "An arm and a leg." Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" Of course the rest is history......................

 

[Ilyena]

That doesn't feel like a rib.

Jeff

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

I remember that joke

Damn you Adam, you had a great deal there! Tight sod

 

[Harlequin]

So they can rip it out?

Also, lets not forget it's women's fault we're not in eden anymore all their fault

yeah i know and theyre still running their nouths, the cheek

 

[The Witch]

So they can rip it out?

Also, lets not forget it's women's fault we're not in eden anymore all their fault

It was the serpent that tricked Eve.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

No excuse, the woman could have resisted

But NO she had to make Adam eat the apple too and fuck us over

 

[Harlequin]

all was welleth until eve madeth adam do some trick shit, true story

 

[The Witch]

well then, why couldn't Adam resist?

Right now, Earth would be all woman if he did.

 

[Harlequin]

because eve was on her period and wouldve acted crazy hormonal so he just did it

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Why couldn't Eve resist?

Edit: Harl

 

[The Witch]

because eve was on her period and wouldve acted crazy hormonal so he just did it

No no, we were cursed with the curse because we ate the apple

 

[Ethics]

She had cravings. It happens. Adam just had the munchies. Also happens.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Eve ate the apple and THEN gave it to Adam she blackmailed him with no sex if he didn't eat it.

 

[AddleBoy]

well then, why couldn't Adam resist?

Right now, Earth would be all woman if he did.

Actually, there would be no one because women can't reproduce on their own.

Let's not forget about Pandora! She was the one who released all evil upon the world according to the Greeks.