That first time you got an invitation to a Lemon Party online...

[The Master]

I have been invited to this exotic party before, and I know a lot of others have too...

Describe your experience at this party

Me? I ran out as fast as I could once I saw what was in there...

 

[Squid]

 

[Ewan]

 

[Will Graham]

You could just ask who clicked the link

Meatspin was the first trick site to get me

 

[The Master]

IKR?

Except I was probably the only person who kept watching it...

 

[Squid]

Well you do only have sex with men over 70 so I am not surprised by that

 

[The Master]

Well you do only have sex with men over 70 so I am not surprised by that

/not funny anymore

EDIT: Just kidding, it's still pretty funny

 

[Squid]

it wasn't funny, it is truth I remember you telling Hal and I

 

[The Master]

it wasn't funny, it is truth I remember you telling Hal and I

Well you must have heard wrong, because I specifically said 80 and over 70 is just weird

 

[Squid]

oh ok

 

[Marquis of Granby]

why are you ruining my thread @Haybaru Aru

 

[Ewan]

shit

 

[The Master]

Why are you infiltrating mine!?

 

[The Master]

Anyway, Lemon Parties are terrible things to get tricked into clicking on/going to...

 

[The Witch]

what's a lemon party?

 

[The Master]

what's a lemon party?

You DON'T want to know...

 

[The Witch]

 

[The Master]

I CAN'T post a link, and telling you will sound awkward...

But here you go!

A lemon party is a bunch of old farts (men) who get together to have sex.

I hope this helps! Now DON'T click on link that has 'Lemon' and 'Party' in it

 

[The Witch]

whattttttttttttttttttttt

why are sex fics called lemons then?

haha, this is so weird

 

[The Master]

whattttttttttttttttttttt

why are sex fics called lemons then?

haha, this is so weird

I know!

But how have you been? It FEELS like we havent talked in SO long! (even though it hasn't even been a week )