The Discord Quotes Thread

[Miko]

Maybe a potentially underutilized thread, but we used to have one back in the day at the other place I used to frequent and it was fun to just look back from time to time.

So yeah, post your Discord quotes here that you found funny and wish to forever preserve here on the forums. Doesn't have to strictly be Discord if it happened on the forums too, but y'know.

And feel free to post some of your favorites from the past! Either copy & paste or use screenshots! Whichever works


P.S. - If your quotes get long try and hide them in a spoiler tag so the page isn't insanely long!





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Spoiler: 1/16/21

Soulcorruptor 01/16/2021
Miko has same shoe size as me xD

Six 01/16/2021
how tall are you miko

Miko 01/16/2021
LJ do you even wear shoes?
I swear every picture you take there's your naked foot
I'm 5'8

Six 01/16/2021
LOL
Oh!
way taller

Soulcorruptor 01/16/2021
Not every picture

Paddy McGee 01/16/2021

https://support.newbalance.com/s/article/NBUS-How-to-Convert-Your-Women-s-Shoe-Size-to-a-Men-s-Shoe-Size

Six01/16/2021
every. picture.

Soulcorruptor 01/16/2021
And sorry for not wearing shoes in my house

Miko 01/16/2021
That's how I knew that was your recipe in the recipe contest earlier

Soulcorruptor 01/16/2021
One picture had my toe in it

Paddy McGee 01/16/2021
Ewww
Toes

Six 01/16/2021
ewwwwww
toes
lmao

Paddy McGee 01/16/2021
Lmao

Miko 01/16/2021
toes.

Six 01/16/2021
dang 5'8
goes i feel tiny

Soulcorruptor 01/16/2021
I was fresh out of fingers

Six 01/16/2021
and im not tiny

Paddy McGee 01/16/2021
Nice

Miko 01/16/2021
Wow thanks Kira
What a roundabout way of saying I was HUGE
with my huge MAN HANDS
and MAN FEET

Six 01/16/2021
WHAT

Paddy McGee 01/16/2021
You both great, wonderfully formed people whom I am fond of!
Hugs!

Six 01/16/2021
i dont know how long your hands are
measure

Miko 01/16/2021


Six 01/16/2021
from wrist to tip of middle finger!
thats how we do it

Paddy McGee 01/16/2021
You too, LJ!

Six 01/16/2021
like the end of the wrist anyway

Miko 01/16/2021
Okay lemme find a ruler

Soulcorruptor 01/16/2021
Thanks Adam

Miko 01/16/2021
So wholesome

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Miko 01/16/2021
My husband: What are you doing?

Me: standing on a chair Looking for a ruler

Husbando: .... why?

Me: For measuring my hand, obviously

Husband: Lol why

Husband: Wait you really are, aren't you?

Paddy McGee 01/16/2021
Lmao wtd

Six 01/16/2021
HAHAH

Paddy McGee 01/16/2021
Omg

Six 01/16/2021
were you not there for this convo months ago adam lmao

Paddy McGee 01/16/2021
You don't keep a ruler handy for emergency measurement? The state
I probably was
I cannae remember

Miko 01/16/2021
I have one above my computer but it's a mess

Six 01/16/2021
why are you on a CHAIR for a ruler

Miko 01/16/2021
I'd share a picture but my desk is a horrible mess

Six 01/16/2021
youre 5'8 woman!

Soulcorruptor 01/16/2021
Like how she uses three different phases for her husband. First it's My Husband, then bando, then back to a regular band

Six 01/16/2021
im sure you can reach!

Miko 01/16/2021
Yeah but I don't wanna pull stuff out or it'll fall on me

Soulcorruptor 01/16/2021
Big hands, small arms

Miko 01/16/2021
Excuse me, Toes

Six 01/16/2021
stop talking trash and measure yours LJ
YES, Toes.
Shut up, Toes. Go measure your hand.

Paddy McGee 01/16/2021
Lmao

Soulcorruptor 01/16/2021
I actually don't have a ruler around xD

Paddy McGee 01/16/2021
Head...shoulders knees and toes
Knees and toes

Six 01/16/2021
state

Soulcorruptor 01/16/2021
But it's slightly bigger then your average Snapple bottle

Six 01/16/2021
that means nothing to me

Paddy McGee 01/16/2021


Miko01/16/2021
ohohohho

Six 01/16/2021
youre fired
dont make this weird
it was a fun convo okay

Soulcorruptor 01/16/2021
a 16 oz 473 ml bottle

Miko 01/16/2021
I found a yard stick

Paddy McGee 01/16/2021
Mate, you're measuring hands!

Six 01/16/2021
still says nothing

Paddy McGee 01/16/2021
It's already weird

Soulcorruptor 01/16/2021
That's all I got

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Miko 01/16/2021


Six 01/16/2021
is that inches
fuck sake

Miko 01/16/2021
I did the thing
I'M SORRY
It's all I have!

Soulcorruptor 01/16/2021
I don't have one

Six 01/16/2021
BLOODY AMERICANS

Paddy McGee 01/16/2021
Hahaha

Six 01/16/2021
17.78

Paddy McGee 01/16/2021
That's a yard stick you'd get spanked with in school

Miko 01/16/2021
17.78

Six 01/16/2021
thats not bad!
or massive

Miko 01/16/2021
yes
in school

Paddy McGee 01/16/2021
Ohohoohohohohhohohohoho
50 Shades of Miko

Miko 01/16/2021



Paddy McGee 01/16/2021



Six 01/16/2021
fuck sake

Spoiler: Highlights of the crazy last night

Jake Yesterday at 10:36 PM
Apparently I have glandular fever

Miko Yesterday at 10:36 PM
): Oh no

Six Yesterday at 10:36 PM
oh lord

Jake Yesterday at 10:36 PM
I’m far too OLD to have this

Six Yesterday at 10:36 PM
no kissing for you

Miko Yesterday at 10:37 PM
oh
I googled it
You have Mono

Jake Yesterday at 10:37 PM
lmao

Miko Yesterday at 10:37 PM


Jake Yesterday at 10:37 PM
feels bad

Miko Yesterday at 10:37 PM
How are you feeling? I've heard it hits people in different ways
My mom had it when she was younger and was sick for months, had to have help to use the bathroom etc etc

Six Yesterday at 10:38 PM
...

Jake Yesterday at 10:38 PM
I haven’t been able to eat solid foods for a week, so yanno haha
Last two days have been a bit better! Doesn’t hurt as much to swallow my saliva now

Six Yesterday at 10:38 PM
That sounds dreadful

Jake Yesterday at 10:38 PM
So progress

Six Yesterday at 10:38 PM
Ugh, hope it keeps going that way then
Feel better soon

Jake Yesterday at 10:38 PM
Ty ty ty

Miko Yesterday at 10:39 PM
Get better soon! Don't go around kissing people

Jake Yesterday at 10:39 PM
I should get some new shoes too but effort

Six Yesterday at 10:39 PM
I only bought these cheapies for the workout
i didnt need them
thankfully

Jake Yesterday at 10:39 PM
I’m preeeeeeetty certain I got it from my current partner

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Miko Yesterday at 11:07 PM
I can't remember all your names

Six Yesterday at 11:08 PM
yes mark

Miko Yesterday at 11:08 PM
I'M TRYING
I can't remember where you're all from either

Cloudysky Yesterday at 11:08 PM
I had to get back into competitive pokemon

Six Yesterday at 11:08 PM
im from saturn

Miko Yesterday at 11:08 PM
I thought everyone was from Pennsylvania for a while
The Americans I mean

Six Yesterday at 11:08 PM
lmao

Miko Yesterday at 11:08 PM
I hear Saturn is nice this time of year

Soulcorruptor Yesterday at 11:08 PM
Silence Illinois girl

Miko Yesterday at 11:08 PM
HUSH SNAPPLE TOES*

Six Yesterday at 11:08 PM
TOES

Miko Yesterday at 11:08 PM
TOES

Six Yesterday at 11:08 PM
be quiet


Cloudysky Yesterday at 11:08 PM
Kira was born in Pennsylvania

Six Yesterday at 11:09 PM
SNAPPLE TOES
lmfao

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Miko Yesterday at 11:26 PM
Let's just tag everyone tonight!

Six Yesterday at 11:26 PM
@ Miko

Miko Yesterday at 11:26 PM
@ Six

Soulcorruptor Yesterday at 11:26 PM
I just remember cause you got upset

Six Yesterday at 11:26 PM
:angryping:

Soulcorruptor Yesterday at 11:26 PM
@ Six

Cloudysky Yesterday at 11:26 PM
Are we just @. everyone now

Six Yesterday at 11:26 PM


Miko Yesterday at 11:27 PM


Cloudysky Yesterday at 11:27 PM
I put in hella space there for a reason

Six Yesterday at 11:27 PM
that gif is hilarious
you turned into Al there Cloudy

Soulcorruptor Yesterday at 11:27 PM
yum chicken wings

Six Yesterday at 11:27 PM
KYLE
i dont know what to call you now
i dont like making decisions

Miko Yesterday at 11:27 PM
CLOYLE

Cloudysky Yesterday at 11:27 PM
@ Six @ Miko

SixYesterday at 11:27 PM
LMAO
CLOYLE

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Six Yesterday at 11:51 PM
whoa
he finally got to the point
are you still there aaron??
aaron?!

Miko Yesterday at 11:52 PM
He's gone
departed

Soulcorruptor Yesterday at 11:52 PM
Hey you pinged him, you should have gotten to the point

Thief of Hearts Joker Yesterday at 11:52 PM
yea

Cloudysky Yesterday at 11:52 PM
lol

Six Yesterday at 11:52 PM
wasnt my point to make

Thief of Hearts JokerYesterday at 11:52 PM
I'm in the middle of a ghost hunt atm :eggyLol:

Miko Yesterday at 11:52 PM
We were pinging everyone
He's telling us to leave him alone!

Thief of Hearts Joker Yesterday at 11:52 PM
not at all

Six Yesterday at 11:52 PM
wow subtle

Thief of Hearts Joker Yesterday at 11:52 PM
I'm multitasking

Six Yesterday at 11:52 PM


Soulcorruptor Yesterday at 11:52 PM
be wery wery quiet, he's hunting rabbits

Cloudysky Yesterday at 11:52 PM
I mean you can @ everyone

Six Yesterday at 11:52 PM
men dont multitask
no you cant
thats turned off for most

Miko Yesterday at 11:53 PM
....

Thief of Hearts Joker Yesterday at 11:53 PM
:KaeyaSip_Tyaren:

Cloudysky Yesterday at 11:53 PM
And see what the Carnage brings

Miko Yesterday at 11:53 PM
Can I @ everyone?


Cloudysky Yesterday at 11:53 PM
Booooo

Miko Yesterday at 11:53 PM
I'll make Jake do it so I won't get in trouble

Cloudysky Yesterday at 11:53 PM
Yes do it Miko

Six Yesterday at 11:54 PM
yes you can miko
lmao
HAHAH the temptation that sparked

Miko Yesterday at 11:54 PM
@ Jake I need you to do me a solid

Soulcorruptor Yesterday at 11:54 PM
Power trip

Six Yesterday at 11:54 PM


Cloudysky Yesterday at 11:54 PM
Loo

Six Yesterday at 11:54 PM
Jake sort her out fam

Miko Yesterday at 11:54 PM
JAKE

Six Yesterday at 11:54 PM
Jakeiiboi.

Miko Yesterday at 11:54 PM
JAAAAAAKE
Do it for the fam

Cloudysky Yesterday at 11:54 PM
Do what she asks

Miko Yesterday at 11:55 PM
Do it for the gram

Six Yesterday at 11:55 PM
let him have his infection in peace
gosh

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Cloudysky Yesterday at 11:55 PM
[Gif]

Miko Yesterday at 11:55 PM
It's not my fault he was making kissy faces elsewhere

Six Yesterday at 11:55 PM
thats true

Miko Yesterday at 11:55 PM


Six Yesterday at 11:55 PM
lmao

Miko Yesterday at 11:55 PM
jk Jake don't be mad

Cloudysky Yesterday at 11:55 PM
Now he won't

Soulcorruptor Yesterday at 11:55 PM
I thought that would be Ryan with his train rides

Cloudysky Yesterday at 11:55 PM
But Miko you can

Miko Yesterday at 11:55 PM
RIBBIT

Cloudysky Yesterday at 11:55 PM
YOU have the power

Miko Yesterday at 11:56 PM
I know that name
I'm not good with power

Six Yesterday at 11:56 PM


Soulcorruptor Yesterday at 11:56 PM
You know a name

Cloudysky Yesterday at 11:56 PM
And can blame Kira

Miko Yesterday at 11:56 PM
Is that like my gold star

Six Yesterday at 11:56 PM
thats right

Miko Yesterday at 11:56 PM
Thanks!

Six Yesterday at 11:56 PM


Miko Yesterday at 11:56 PM

I remember things

Cloudysky Yesterday at 11:56 PM
I'll even back you up

Miko Yesterday at 11:56 PM
I also know that blue and yellow make green

Soulcorruptor Yesterday at 11:56 PM
You went the distance

Cloudysky Yesterday at 11:56 PM
Plus you're drunk

Miko Yesterday at 11:56 PM
I'm not drunk
yet

Soulcorruptor Yesterday at 11:56 PM
You are

Miko Yesterday at 11:57 PM
I'm not |:

Soulcorruptor Yesterday at 11:57 PM
You get drunk just by smelling the beer

Miko Yesterday at 11:57 PM
Jake can back me up on this

Cloudysky Yesterday at 11:57 PM
You ARE which is why you @ everyone for something dumb

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ribbit Today at 12:03 AM
I’m going to visit a girl down in Nagoya next weekend

Soulcorruptor Today at 12:03 AM
Says the drunk

Six Today at 12:03 AM
gambit

Cloudysky Today at 12:03 AM
Walking up in an unfamiliar house. Next to a girl you don't recognize. Checking your GPS in your phone to find your in another State.

Six Today at 12:03 AM
system

Miko Today at 12:03 AM
Pennsylvania probably

Six Today at 12:03 AM
shouldnt you be keeping your 6ft distance


ribbit Today at 12:03 AM
Bed too small

Six Today at 12:03 AM
this man honestly

Soulcorruptor Today at 12:03 AM
Just make sure you don't have a body in a bathtub again, Ryan

Cloudysky Today at 12:03 AM
You and your Trains and public transportation

Six Today at 12:03 AM
jesus christ
point in case honestly

MikoToday at 12:03 AM
Jake should have kept his 6ft distance and look what happened

CloudyskyToday at 12:04 AM
LMAO

SixToday at 12:04 AM
cannot with you people

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Six Today at 12:08 AM
am not a brit
jake's here

Miko Today at 12:08 AM
JAKE

Soulcorruptor Today at 12:09 AM
If you were always weird, how can you say you were not weird?

Miko Today at 12:09 AM
I forgot why I pinged him

Six Today at 12:09 AM
JAKE
QUICK

Miko Today at 12:09 AM
BACK ME UP

Cloudysky Today at 12:09 AM
To @everyone
Duck

Miko Today at 12:09 AM
O:

Soulcorruptor Today at 12:09 AM
Do Miko a solid

Six Today at 12:09 AM
ITS AN EMERGENCY

Miko Today at 12:09 AM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Six Today at 12:09 AM
OH NO YOU DIDNT
doesnt work anyway
(legit lol)

Miko Today at 12:09 AM
Oh yeah I wasn't pinged

Cloudysky Today at 12:09 AM
YOU SAID IT WAS OFF

Jake Today at 12:09 AM
@ everÿone

Six Today at 12:09 AM
it is off
you turd

Miko Today at 12:09 AM


Soulcorruptor Today at 12:09 AM
@ Miko

Six Today at 12:09 AM
well

Jake Today at 12:09 AM
is it

Six Today at 12:09 AM
for you anyway
not you jake

Soulcorruptor Today at 12:09 AM
there ya got pinged

Miko Today at 12:09 AM
@ Snapple

Jake Today at 12:09 AM
@ everyone
oh

Miko Today at 12:09 AM
FDSg;dfjgdfg

Six Today at 12:09 AM
LMAO
im wheezing

Miko Today at 12:09 AM


Jake Today at 12:10 AM


Cloudysky Today at 12:10 AM
I'm literally dying

cloudy_bae Today at 12:10 AM
?

Soulcorruptor Today at 12:10 AM
Mr.Snapple to you

Six Today at 12:10 AM


Soulcorruptor Today at 12:10 AM
Sorry, Sophia

Six Today at 12:10 AM
Jake right now

Miko Today at 12:10 AM
I AM DECEASED

Six Today at 12:10 AM
[Gif]

Miko Today at 12:10 AM


Six Today at 12:10 AM
[gif]
AHAHAHA

Cloudysky Today at 12:10 AM
[Gif]

Six Today at 12:10 AM
howwwwwwwwling
oh my gosh

Soulcorruptor Today at 12:10 AM
We just carrying on

Six Today at 12:10 AM
AHAHA

Gaige Today at 12:10 AM
Not like this

Miko Today at 12:10 AM


Six Today at 12:10 AM
ahem
i mean
thats not very professional tbh

Cloudysky Today at 12:10 AM
Hello everyone

Soulcorruptor Today at 12:10 AM
Who else is going to respond?

Six Today at 12:11 AM
the admin team doesnt approve of this

Miko Today at 12:11 AM
I am indebted to Jake for the rest of my life
I mean month

Cloudysky Today at 12:11 AM
It was all Kira's fault

Six Today at 12:11 AM
we dont support what just happened
MINE?

Miko Today at 12:11 AM


Cloudysky Today at 12:11 AM
Yes

Six Today at 12:11 AM
youre the one that went on about tagging everyone

Soulcorruptor Today at 12:11 AM
I saw life

Gaige Today at 12:11 AM
Your total authority is giving me goosebumps, Kira

Soulcorruptor Today at 12:11 AM
I shall remember that

Cloudysky Today at 12:11 AM
Excuse me

Six Today at 12:11 AM
in a good way i bet

Cloudysky Today at 12:11 AM
It was Soul
Then you

Soulcorruptor Today at 12:11 AM
Jake, Miko said she owes you for life.

Gaige Today at 12:11 AM
No, I'm allergic to goosebumps. I have 43 seconds to live

Six Today at 12:11 AM
oh no

Miko Today at 12:11 AM
Away with we Ajax

SixToday at 12:11 AM
quick
someone esuna him

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SoulcorruptorToday at 12:17 AM
Talking about Gundam Kira, forum Kira came in yelled at us to stop cause Gundam Kira was confusing for her

SixToday at 12:17 AM
?
whoa

SoulcorruptorToday at 12:17 AM
She thought we were talking about her

SixToday at 12:18 AM
thats a lot of Kira's right there

MikoToday at 12:18 AM
Kirakirakirakira
There was three

SixToday at 12:18 AM
sounds like a cult calling
kirakirakirakira

MikoToday at 12:18 AM
akira

SoulcorruptorToday at 12:18 AM
All the Kira's

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MikoToday at 12:41 AM
Everyone lives in Pennsylvania

SoulcorruptorToday at 12:41 AM
She can't admit she was drunk

MikoToday at 12:41 AM
IDK why but I have a hard time spelling that

SoulcorruptorToday at 12:41 AM
Says everyone lives in PA

CloudyskyToday at 12:41 AM
That is factually incorrect

MikoToday at 12:41 AM
well
no u

SoulcorruptorToday at 12:41 AM
Is stuck in the past

CloudyskyToday at 12:41 AM
Innit

MikoToday at 12:42 AM
sigh
Innit, though.

CloudyskyToday at 12:42 AM
Strange that should summon Kira

MikoToday at 12:42 AM
:innit:

CloudyskyToday at 12:42 AM
INNIT

MikoToday at 12:42 AM
Kirakirakira
keeeeraaaah

CloudyskyToday at 12:42 AM
KirainnitKira

SoulcorruptorToday at 12:42 AM
Kira Yamato

CloudyskyToday at 12:43 AM
It's time to @ everyone again

MikoToday at 12:43 AM
cracks knuckles

....

SixToday at 12:44 AM
I was making a smoothie

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SixToday at 12:45 AM

i have no idea whats going on
but
sure

MikoToday at 12:46 AM
yes
I agree
absolutely
yes

SixToday at 12:46 AM
yes definitely

MikoToday at 12:46 AM
Remember that one time we got Jake to @ everyone

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MikoToday at 1:09 AM
It's like 1am I'm tired
not drunk
nor buzzed
and you're all bothering people
wow

SoulcorruptorToday at 1:09 AM
and it's light beer
ugh

MikoToday at 1:09 AM
Not too light to hit you with

SixToday at 1:09 AM
im just minding my business looking at themes tbh
oh schnapp
better watch your toes

MikoToday at 1:10 AM
Schnapple


SoulcorruptorToday at 1:10 AM
you'd just miss

MikoToday at 1:10 AM
oi you taking the piss there m8
u wot

SixToday at 1:10 AM
lmfao

MikoToday at 1:10 AM
u wanna fight eh
c'mere
we fistycuffs out back

SixToday at 1:11 AM
[Gif]

MikoToday at 1:11 AM
the Aldi parkinglot

SixToday at 1:11 AM
omg lmao

MikoToday at 1:11 AM
I'm going to deeply regret looking back tomorrow
/clear
hi
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SixToday at 1:23 AM

MikoToday at 1:23 AM

saves

SixToday at 1:23 AM
lmao
oh n ooo
i forgot his back spikes

MikoToday at 1:24 AM
It's okay
He shaved

SixToday at 1:24 AM

sorted

MikoToday at 1:24 AM
saves again

Six Today at 1:24 AM
XD

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Paddy McGee Today at 11:51 AM
Shittleburgers

Dionysos Today at 11:51 AM


Miko Today at 11:51 AM
Wow doesn’t that sound delicious

Paddy McGee Today at 11:51 AM
Yum

 

[Miko]

 

[Miko]

Bump

Six Today at 5:36 PM
Disc 3... done with chocobo breeding... done with going back to midgar... done the Yuffie sidequests, couple more Enemy Skills to go, still gotta do the Battle Arena as well and thennnnnnnnn North Crater
smdh
- Pharos (wonderful yellow chocobo)
- Mako (Green)
- Rivers (Blue)
- Anima (Black)
- Seto (Gold)
swear that wasn't healthy to start over as much as I did with those fucking birds
ahem
ALMOST FINISHED
HOW EXCITING
NEVER AGAIN WILL I NOT HAVE TIFA IN MY PARTY.

Soulcorruptor Today at 5:39 PM
Until you do another challenge run

Six Today at 5:39 PM
no, I've said next time it's a challenge run i will have tifa
i dont give a crap

Soulcorruptor Today at 5:39 PM
Like only using Barret and Red XIII

Six Today at 5:40 PM
I am appalled, I got the low affection Highwind scene and it's disgusting, I need to cleanse this bs

Soulcorruptor Today at 5:40 PM
Gotta kill Tifa off when you get her and keep her dead

Miko Today at 5:40 PM
Woah I missed that scene in the game

Six Today at 5:41 PM
tf is wrong with you LJ

Miko Today at 5:42 PM

 

[Miko]

LinnaeteYesterday at 11:37 AM
why do you need all that cod fish
only a pillock pollock would do that
anyone else willing to contribute fish puns pls do

Paddy McGeeYesterday at 11:42 AM
When the kids see this, there'll be haddock
!!
Never thought the file size would be this
Eel-longated

LinnaeteYesterday at 11:42 AM
there is no plaice for cod on your hard drive

Paddy McGeeYesterday at 11:43 AM
I can't think of any more fish

LinnaeteYesterday at 11:45 AM
is there salmon else on this server with more fish puns they can contribute?

Paddy McGeeYesterday at 11:47 AM
WAITING!
Wait
They're
Hake-ing the piss
Geddit
Take
Hake

MikoYesterday at 11:48 AM
I wanted to contribute for the halibut but I don't know many myself

LinnaeteYesterday at 11:49 AM
we are sadly experiencing a trout of good fish puns

MikoYesterday at 11:50 AM
I'm not sure I like the tuna your message
Honestly it doesn't really get betta than this
I'm not sure I have the gill to go on

DionysosYesterday at 11:52 AM
I can't contribute on the same scale as you. I'm gutted.

LinnaeteYesterday at 11:52 AM
Brill. I now bream with joy.

MikoYesterday at 11:52 AM
I'm hooked on all these puns
Someone should post this to the Discord Quotes thread since the entire conversation is a great catch of the day

LinnaeteYesterday at 11:54 AM
Good idea. So many good puns and here I was afraid we were gonna flounder.
Wait until other FFF members start herring about this.

MikoYesterday at 11:56 AM
I'd be happy to sea that!
Let me know if you need any kelp
I know it must be hard reaching things since you're a shrimp
;;

LinnaeteYesterday at 11:58 AM
If I need any help I will zander message to a mod

MikoYesterday at 11:59 AM
They'll enjoy herring from you

DionysosYesterday at 11:59 AM
She's no common Molly for sure.

MikoYesterday at 12:00 PM
She'll have to Mola Mola it over
Fin up, I'm sure we can think of more puns

LinnaeteYesterday at 12:04 PM
I'm out of puns. Time to get on my pike and ride off into the sunset.

SixYesterday at 12:05 PM

 

[Miko]

Linnaete Today at 10:41 AM
Whenever it rains there's a big gathering of unmoving earthworms on the pavement outside.

Soulcorruptor Today at 10:42 AM
Unless you want to be 40-50 some years old?

Jake Today at 10:42 AM
It could absolutely be 3am here, yes
No regrets

Linnaete Today at 10:42 AM
They look so chill and zen
and probably dead

Miko Today at 10:43 AM
Oh, I just heard this recently. It's not that they're going to drown in their holes but more like it's easier/faster to move across on the wet surface and find new individuals to breed with. #wormfax
Never a time to regret eating pizza

Linnaete Today at 10:43 AM
So it's an orgy of earthworms just beyond my front door.

Miko Today at 10:43 AM
Yes.
That.. that's exactly it

Linnaete Today at 10:43 AM
Look at them having fun

Soulcorruptor Today at 10:43 AM
Livs front yeard a sex party then

Jake Today at 10:44 AM

Six Today at 10:44 AM
Front yeard

Soulcorruptor Today at 10:44 AM
Yard*, phone xD

Linnaete Today at 10:44 AM
I think the Amazon deliveryman who came by earlier must have trampled a good few of them. The deliveryman who was not afraid of police, might I add.

Six Today at 10:44 AM
You* for pressing send before correcting
Shaddap, Liv

Miko Today at 10:45 AM
I laughed


---


Linnaete Today at 11:01 AM
my second Amazon delivery of the day I think is due any moment now, so RIP more of those worms in my front yard

Six Today at 11:01 AM
yeard*

Dionysos Today at 11:01 AM
Press F for the worm equivalent of Caligula.

Six Today at 11:01 AM
F

Miko Today at 11:01 AM
F

Belazor Today at 11:02 AM

 

[Miko]

A story about how we all swapped names & a few other shenanigans.

Sashikiru — Yesterday at 3:03 PM
I see you give everyone short names. Call me Saki XD

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 3:03 PM
We use out actual names for the most part actually

Linnaete — Yesterday at 3:03 PM
We're weirdos and use people's actual names if they're comfortable with it, haha

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 3:03 PM
Except for Green's, he's just a murder victim.

Sashikiru — Yesterday at 3:03 PM
Sash then XD
My real name is Sasha so

Linnaete — Yesterday at 3:04 PM
Hi, Sasha xD

Sashikiru — Yesterday at 3:04 PM
Hi!

Linnaete — Yesterday at 3:04 PM
I'm Liv o/

Sashikiru — Yesterday at 3:04 PM
Hi Liv!

Linnaete — Yesterday at 3:04 PM
or Olivia as a few people still insist on calling me that
not naming names
cough cough a certain cat Pokémon around these parts

Sashikiru — Yesterday at 3:05 PM
I have an OC called Livia but nicknamed Liv

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 3:05 PM
They call me LJ, unless it's Mikaya @Miko , she calls me Snapple Toes/Hands

Sprout — Yesterday at 3:05 PM
Sasha it is

Miko — Yesterday at 3:05 PM
He snaps, crackles AND pops his toes

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 3:05 PM
That poor cereal

Linnaete — Yesterday at 3:05 PM
sounds like he needs to see a doctor
I don't think your toes should be doing that

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 3:06 PM
The doctor will only covid test me

Sprout — Yesterday at 3:06 PM
Strikers is a direct foklow on from the main game with a few new gimmicks to the story instead of palaces (though they aren't far off the same thing). A lot of the "fun" story outside of the main plot is food, as you would probably expect.

Linnaete — Yesterday at 3:06 PM
I do like food

Sprout — Yesterday at 3:06 PM
Some requests which are mostly fetch quests.

Miko — Yesterday at 3:06 PM -->Quoting LJ "They call me LJ, unless it's Mikaya @Miko , she calls me Snapple Toes/Hands"
Just curious, is that what you actually think my name is?

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 3:07 PM
I actually went to see one about getting a lack of appetite, it's been happening for a while and some weird bouts of fatigue and they just covid tested me

Sashikiru — Yesterday at 3:07 PM
Mikaya is a beautiful name

Linnaete — Yesterday at 3:07 PM
Clearly your name is Mikhail, comrade

Sprout — Yesterday at 3:07 PM
But...it's a good time. I wouldn't pay full price but worth a play.

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 3:07 PM
No but I think it's close. I just see Liv and Kira call you it

Linnaete — Yesterday at 3:07 PM
I do not call her "Mikaya"!
Tell him, Mikaya!

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 3:08 PM
Oh I forgot the L in it

Miko — Yesterday at 3:08 PM
I've been called Mickahla more times than I can count
You forgot the L innit

Linnaete — Yesterday at 3:08 PM
Macalania

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 3:08 PM
zip it Miko

Sashikiru — Yesterday at 3:08 PM
Macarena

Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 3:09 PM -->Quoting Liv "or Olivia as a few people still insist on calling me that"
Olivia is such a nice name though!

Linnaete — Yesterday at 3:09 PM
I forgot when Strikers came out, but it's probably still at full price right now.
It's kinda...meeeeeh
the name Olivia that is
in my opinion
as an Olivia
Infinitely prefer Liv at this point

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 3:10 PM
Olivia you're just an Olivia, and Olivia's are not allowed to have opinions on the name Olivia, since you're just an Olivia.

Sprout — Yesterday at 3:10 PM
Yeah i think a few weeks back Olive.

Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 3:11 PM
Liv is better because its less syllables I'd say. Anytime of day friendly.

Linnaete — Yesterday at 3:11 PM
It is! One syllable > four

Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 3:12 PM
No more that 2 syllables before noon and only 1 before 6am is my rule

Linnaete — Yesterday at 3:12 PM
Had an exchange student who kept calling me "a liver" because Olivia was difficult for him to pronounce

Miko — Yesterday at 3:12 PM
A LIVER

Six — Yesterday at 3:12 PM
"Mikaya"
fucking state of you, LJ

Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 3:12 PM
sure he just wasn't asking for a donation?

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 3:12 PM
Hi liver

Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 3:13 PM
a much needed transplant. Poor guy

Linnaete — Yesterday at 3:13 PM
I'm probably worth less than an actual healthy liver

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 3:13 PM
I said I forgot the L in it, gosh Kira

Sprout — Yesterday at 4:50 PM
B;aaaaaa you knew how I was lmao.
:sheep


Six — Yesterday at 4:51 PM
looks like your spelling is getting worse too, eh?


Sprout — Yesterday at 4:51 PM
intentional!

Miko — Yesterday at 4:51 PM
I don't understand the sheep reference that keeps being brought up and I'm not sure I want to know

Six — Yesterday at 4:51 PM
SURE
disgusting people on our forum is what, MikaYA

Dionysos — Yesterday at 4:52 PM
The Welsh really can't stop bringing their sheep into everything.

Six — Yesterday at 4:52 PM
@ Soulcorruptor

Sprout — Yesterday at 4:52 PM
I'm a shagger of sheep, Mike
Miko

Dionysos — Yesterday at 4:52 PM
Photographic evidence etc

Miko — Yesterday at 4:52 PM


Six — Yesterday at 4:52 PM


Dionysos — Yesterday at 4:52 PM
Recaptured by Liv in a wonderful pencil drawing.
Which I thankfully had nothing to do with

Sprout — Yesterday at 4:53 PM
That was an excellent drawing, by the way.

Dionysos — Yesterday at 4:53 PM
It was a tracing of the original photograph

Miko — Yesterday at 4:53 PM
I wonder why I keep coming back here sometimes

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 4:53 PM
you love us

Miko — Yesterday at 4:53 PM
The pay could be better if I'm honest

Sprout — Yesterday at 4:53 PM
Right, if you don't mind I'm trying to have a bath. Some people!

Miko — Yesterday at 4:54 PM
Do I? You people can't even remember my name
remember that one time LJ kept calling me Tami

Sprout — Yesterday at 4:54 PM
That's nothing like Mike :/
Like...4 letters I guess.

Miko — Yesterday at 4:55 PM
I'm really not sure where he got it from, I didn't even go by Miko back at that time

Six — Yesterday at 4:55 PM
People confuse Liv and I all the time as well
for some reason??

Miko — Yesterday at 4:55 PM
Oh
I read that as people confuse you and Liv

Linnaete — Yesterday at 4:55 PM
shut up, Olivia

Six — Yesterday at 4:55 PM
Whoa, Kira

Miko — Yesterday at 4:55 PM
like you're both there like "People confuse us all the time, wtf is wrong with everyone"

Six — Yesterday at 4:55 PM
So hostile

Miko — Yesterday at 4:56 PM
Not Kira = Liv

Dionysos — Yesterday at 4:56 PM
I feel like I'm missing out not being mistaken for someone else now.

Six — Yesterday at 4:56 PM
wait wtf Miko lmao
you just confused ME

Miko — Yesterday at 4:56 PM


Six — Yesterday at 4:56 PM
this broke my brain

Miko — Yesterday at 4:56 PM
It's hard to confuse Danonysos with anyone

Dionysos — Yesterday at 4:56 PM


Miko — Yesterday at 4:56 PM
I thought you meant

Wow, people just absolutely baffle both Liv and I

Not

People confuse me as Liv all the time

Linnaete — Yesterday at 4:57 PM
Yeah, Dionerys

Six — Yesterday at 4:57 PM
...
I...

Espurr — Yesterday at 4:57 PM
I started calling you Miko before you changed your name to it. I figured it was the better name to call you than my alternative. >.>

Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 4:57 PM
The ongoing saga of the 2 Martels

Six — Yesterday at 4:57 PM


Miko — Yesterday at 4:57 PM
What was the alternative??

Dionysos — Yesterday at 4:57 PM

Six — Yesterday at 4:57 PM
Best watch your mouth, Al

Dionysos — Yesterday at 4:57 PM
This one has never confused me but I know it completely perplexes so many others

Miko — Yesterday at 4:58 PM
I just realized that avatar is a boar and not a raccoon ripping his shirt open

Espurr — Yesterday at 4:58 PM
Mikaykay

Six — Yesterday at 4:58 PM
...

Miko — Yesterday at 4:58 PM
...

Six — Yesterday at 4:58 PM


Miko — Yesterday at 4:58 PM
I've been called that before. Thank you for not calling me that
MIKAYKAY

Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 4:58 PM
Racoon ripping his shirt open?... wishful vision

Linnaete — Yesterday at 4:58 PM
I still have to check sometimes to remember what LJ's avatar is

Six — Yesterday at 4:58 PM
MMMMMKAYKAY?

Miko — Yesterday at 4:58 PM
He looks very buff from back here

Dionysos — Yesterday at 4:58 PM
Like I always knew you were Jay now acting as Prince Oberyn Martell and that you had to lose an L to keep the character limit. But then everyone else thinks you are the other Martel who has only ever been Martel for ages and ages.

Sprout — Yesterday at 4:59 PM
Liv and Kira are both aggressive women.

Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 4:59 PM
Hog being mistaken for a racoon. Always getting shit. #justiceforhog

Six — Yesterday at 4:59 PM
JAYZON innit

Sprout — Yesterday at 4:59 PM
I always used to confuse Kylie with someone...

Linnaete — Yesterday at 4:59 PM
I am very gentle actually!
And I only bite sometimes
so I'm like a bunny

Six — Yesterday at 4:59 PM -->Quoting Liv "I am very gentle actually!"


Dionysos — Yesterday at 4:59 PM
How on earth is that a raccoon ripping its shirt open?

Miko — Yesterday at 4:59 PM
sigh
gets pencil

---

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 5:39 PM
pepperoni pizza

Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 5:43 PM
Pineapple and mango pizza

Espurr — Yesterday at 5:44 PM
...
I pray that's not what you're eating

Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 5:44 PM
No
but a thought for the future
Pineapple is fine but I just came up with the mango. Might have to make it happen

Espurr — Yesterday at 5:45 PM
Pineapple is not fine.

Six — Yesterday at 5:46 PM -->Quoting Jay "Pineapple and mango pizza"
Lmaooo

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 5:46 PM
This Ryan is a blasphmer of pizza

Six — Yesterday at 5:46 PM
Ryan?!


Espurr — Yesterday at 5:47 PM
You mean Jay?

Six — Yesterday at 5:47 PM
Fucking hell LJ

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 5:47 PM
I don't know anymore

Six — Yesterday at 5:47 PM
Clearly!

Linnaete — Yesterday at 5:47 PM
Bloody hell, Raul. Stop confusing people.

Six — Yesterday at 5:47 PM
lmao!

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 5:47 PM
Where the heck did my memory go

Espurr — Yesterday at 5:48 PM
Gone with the dinosaurs.

Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 5:48 PM
This was literally addressed a short while ago

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 5:48 PM
Seems to be the case

Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 5:48 PM
and yes pineapple on pizza IS fine. Man up

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 5:49 PM
I wasn't here for that, half passed out waiting for food also

Sprout — Yesterday at 5:49 PM
I'm reading return of the king and I just got so confused with GoT for a bit

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 5:49 PM
It is not. Take your own advice

Six — Yesterday at 5:49 PM -->Quoting Jay "and yes pineapple on pizza IS fine. Man up"
I don’t mind it either

Espurr — Yesterday at 5:49 PM
Get out. Both of you.

Espurr — Yesterday at 5:53 PM
...
You people make me sick!
:x

Linnaete — Yesterday at 5:53 PM
I agree with Al for once

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 5:56 PM
How do you want your Tombstone? "Died eating worlds most bizzare pizza"?

Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 5:56 PM
on the public domain via Wikipedia bud

Six — Yesterday at 5:56 PM
well you cant write it, LJ
youd probably refer to him as Santa


Sprout — Yesterday at 5:56 PM
o:

Six — Yesterday at 5:57 PM
Here rests Santa,
RIP, Jacob.

which is it?!

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 5:57 PM
He's not jolly enough for that Kia(on purpose this time)

Six — Yesterday at 5:57 PM
sure it is

Linnaete — Yesterday at 5:57 PM
People who own and drive Kia cars don't sound like jolly people

Six — Yesterday at 5:57 PM
^
lmao

Sprout — Yesterday at 5:57 PM
I bet kira has a kia

Miko — Yesterday at 5:58 PM

Hello
it is I
Tami

Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 5:58 PM -->Quoting LJ "How do you want your Tombstone? "Died eating worlds most bizzare pizza"?"
No Words. Just a cutout of this would be fine

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 5:58 PM
Kia is never jolly so this may be true

Six — Yesterday at 5:58 PM
Miko

Linnaete — Yesterday at 5:59 PM
Hello! I am Galadín.

Sprout — Yesterday at 5:59 PM
Well...my phone is telling me off for not being in bed. You got your wish @ Espurr

Six — Yesterday at 5:59 PM
I'm Tia.

Linnaete — Yesterday at 5:59 PM
See, I even did the í so I must be Gal.

Six — Yesterday at 5:59 PM
Nice to meet ya.
true

Miko — Yesterday at 5:59 PM
Tia, Gal, it's been a while

Six — Yesterday at 5:59 PM
yes yes
a while indeed

Miko — Yesterday at 6:00 PM
Remember that one time Dan @'d everyone

Dionysos — Yesterday at 6:00 PM
Shupuf here reporting for duty.

Linnaete — Yesterday at 6:01 PM
Ride ze Shupuf?

Sprout — Yesterday at 6:01 PM
'night all! POP

Dionysos — Yesterday at 6:01 PM
I remember hosting a 'Pin the tail on the shoopuf' event and when it ended Shu posted with an angry smiley or something.

Linnaete — Yesterday at 6:01 PM
Goodnight, Tom!

Six — Yesterday at 6:02 PM


Dionysos — Yesterday at 6:02 PM
Night. Remember to count the sheep and leave it at that, right?

Miko — Yesterday at 6:02 PM
Okay Pin the tail on the Shoopuf sounds adorable though

Six — Yesterday at 6:02 PM -->Quoting Miko "Remember that one time Dan @'d everyone"


Miko — Yesterday at 6:02 PM


Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 6:02 PM
Dan is the reason I spent many mins at work trying to find out who the fuck pinged me only to be majorly disappointed. Made me feel popular n'all.

Sprout — Yesterday at 6:02 PM
I'll take a Tom. At least it wasn't al.

Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 6:02 PM
Never even found that ping either

Dionysos — Yesterday at 6:03 PM
It was Jake who did that ping but we're trading names today.

Six — Yesterday at 6:03 PM


Linnaete — Yesterday at 6:03 PM
in before our next murder-a-new-FFF-mascot-character game for Birthweek is a Shoopuf

Miko — Yesterday at 6:03 PM


Sprout — Yesterday at 6:03 PM
And I promise nothing about the sheep counting!

Miko — Yesterday at 6:03 PM
Thatwasthejoke.jpg

Six — Yesterday at 6:03 PM -->Quoting Dan "It was Jake who did that ping but we're trading names today."
suuuure we are

Linnaete — Yesterday at 6:03 PM
Sherry the Shoopuf

Six — Yesterday at 6:03 PM
blaming Adam now, are we?

Dionysos — Yesterday at 6:03 PM
>>Pin the tail on zey Shoopuf Link<<

Linnaete — Yesterday at 6:03 PM
aww, oh well

Dionysos — Yesterday at 6:03 PM
I trolled too hard with that oen though when you see the actual image

Miko — Yesterday at 6:03 PM
WHY IS IT CRYING

Six — Yesterday at 6:04 PM
oen = moron in dutch
"i trolled too hard with that moron"

Miko — Yesterday at 6:04 PM
Oh, cause it lost its tail

Six — Yesterday at 6:04 PM
legit lol

Miko — Yesterday at 6:04 PM
oen
How do I pronounce that
owen?

Six — Yesterday at 6:04 PM
Uno without the O


Dionysos — Yesterday at 6:04 PM
I'm accidentally punning in dutch. Wow. A new ability

Six — Yesterday at 6:04 PM
punning

Miko — Yesterday at 6:04 PM
Okay, filing that under important things to remember, right next to the first gen Pokemon

Six — Yesterday at 6:05 PM

Six — Yesterday at 6:12 PM
over- appreciated
how does that work

Miko — Yesterday at 6:13 PM
You don't deserve the appreciation you get

Six — Yesterday at 6:13 PM
like sucking up?

Miko — Yesterday at 6:13 PM
By definition. You're appreciated by me

Six — Yesterday at 6:13 PM
aw

Miko — Yesterday at 6:13 PM
But not Adam.

Six — Yesterday at 6:13 PM
you're appreciated by me too
but definitely not kevin

Miko — Yesterday at 6:13 PM
Excuse me, Raul*
Throw PJ in there too

Six — Yesterday at 6:13 PM
PJ LOL
HELLO PJ, how are you

Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 6:14 PM
whos PJ?

Six — Yesterday at 6:14 PM
LMAO


Paddy McGee — Yesterday at 6:14 PM
Honestly, per quota of appreciation I feel your shares are exaggerated, bruv
Sort yourself, Mickey

Six — Yesterday at 6:14 PM


Paddy McGee — Yesterday at 6:14 PM
Check it
before rek it

Six — Yesterday at 6:14 PM
made it so much better

Miko — Yesterday at 6:14 PM
git rek jar boi

Paddy McGee — Yesterday at 6:15 PM
M80
I AM NOT JAR BOI

Six — Yesterday at 6:15 PM
WHOS PJ
im STILL laughing

Miko — Yesterday at 6:15 PM
W0T CANNAE HEAR YOU OVER MY WORKING TV

Six — Yesterday at 6:15 PM
OHH SNAP (went the tv)
get it
get it

Miko — Yesterday at 6:15 PM


Paddy McGee — Yesterday at 6:15 PM
m80 i HAVE A WORKING TV

Six — Yesterday at 6:16 PM


Paddy McGee — Yesterday at 6:16 PM
Just not that specific one!7

Six — Yesterday at 6:16 PM
okay!6

Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 6:16 PM
I see PJ and immediately assume PJ from PJ&Duncan aka Ant&Dec

Six — Yesterday at 6:16 PM
i have no idea what you just said

Paddy McGee — Yesterday at 6:16 PM
get feckered!4

Miko — Yesterday at 6:16 PM
wat3

Six — Yesterday at 6:16 PM
calm down, pumba

Miko — Yesterday at 6:16 PM
lolololol
this is so stupid


Paddy McGee — Yesterday at 6:17 PM
so... so... SO AM I

Six — Yesterday at 6:17 PM


Linnaete — Yesterday at 6:17 PM
calm down, jar boi
hold on, where is it. Lemme find it again

Paddy McGee — Yesterday at 6:17 PM
FECK OFF OPPRESSOR VOM TAXI GIRL

Miko — Yesterday at 6:17 PM
it's jar boi, M80 Paddy in da haus

Linnaete — Yesterday at 6:17 PM


Six — Yesterday at 6:17 PM
LOL

Paddy McGee — Yesterday at 6:18 PM
M80

Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 6:18 PM
››#™› im quite high now so have no idea what this is about. someone explain

Paddy McGee — Yesterday at 6:18 PM
YE ARE ALL JEALOUS OF JAR GIRL

Six — Yesterday at 6:18 PM
of course youre high away with ye

Paddy McGee — Yesterday at 6:18 PM
YE ARE ALL CRUSHIN ON ME, CLEARLY

Miko — Yesterday at 6:18 PM
you crushin' it gurl

Dionysos — Yesterday at 6:18 PM
That is a true story

Six — Yesterday at 6:18 PM
it was just us messing with names

Dionysos — Yesterday at 6:18 PM
In that image

Paddy McGee — Yesterday at 6:18 PM
GURL

Miko — Yesterday at 6:18 PM
gurl

Six — Yesterday at 6:18 PM
garl

Miko — Yesterday at 6:18 PM
gorl

Six — Yesterday at 6:19 PM
gerl
em sco-ish

Paddy McGee — Yesterday at 6:19 PM
emo

Miko — Yesterday at 6:19 PM
27%!

Dionysos — Yesterday at 6:19 PM
I took PJ to be a weird way of saying LJ

Miko — Yesterday at 6:19 PM
I can't remember my actual percentage
Innit tho

Six — Yesterday at 6:19 PM
innit

Paddy McGee — Yesterday at 6:19 PM
innit

Six — Yesterday at 6:19 PM


Dionysos — Yesterday at 6:19 PM
Like LJ has evolved into pyjamas.

Six — Yesterday at 6:19 PM
i think its great

Espurr — Yesterday at 6:19 PM
o.O

Six — Yesterday at 6:20 PM
eejit keeps calling everyone random names
PJ it is from now one

Linnaete — Yesterday at 6:20 PM
Oh right, I named jar gurl Ciara Peglegs

Dionysos — Yesterday at 6:20 PM
Long Johns into Pyjamas.

Miko — Yesterday at 6:20 PM
NO


Six — Yesterday at 6:20 PM
u wat

Miko — Yesterday at 6:20 PM
Hahahaha

Paddy McGee — Yesterday at 6:20 PM
Livi wants to be Ciara Peglegs

Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 6:20 PM -->Quoting Kira "it was just us messing with names"
explains the IQ score then

Paddy McGee — Yesterday at 6:20 PM
I'm just that attractivr

Six — Yesterday at 6:20 PM
YOURS OR MINE M8 ILL FITE U

Miko — Yesterday at 6:21 PM


Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 6:21 PM
both

Six — Yesterday at 6:21 PM
ill fite u still if both
alright

Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 6:21 PM
yo on

Miko — Yesterday at 6:24 PM
I'm not really sure what we're talking about anymore

Six — Yesterday at 6:24 PM
me neither

Miko — Yesterday at 6:24 PM


Six — Yesterday at 6:24 PM
like im legit confused

Miko — Yesterday at 6:25 PM
Remember that one time Dan @'d everyone

Dionysos — Yesterday at 6:25 PM
Etc is tgis inniy

Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 6:25 PM


Miko — Yesterday at 6:25 PM
wat

Linnaete — Yesterday at 6:25 PM
I agree

Dionysos — Yesterday at 6:25 PM
Wtf is this innit*

Miko — Yesterday at 6:25 PM
wat

Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 6:26 PM
Are you all drunk? Its only Tuesday goddamn

Dionysos — Yesterday at 6:26 PM
I feel like someone replaced my brain with a melon and then smashed it into a wall for a prank

Miko — Yesterday at 6:26 PM
Can you imagine if we all were

Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 6:26 PM
can I have some pieces for my pizza?

Linnaete — Yesterday at 6:26 PM
Ah, a Greek philosopher said something similar to this.

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 6:26 PM
I can't be drunk on a Tuesday

Linnaete — Yesterday at 6:27 PM
Probably.

Miko — Yesterday at 6:27 PM
Etc is tgis inniy

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 6:27 PM
It's not a weekend day for me

Miko — Yesterday at 6:27 PM
PJ you made it

Miko — Yesterday at 6:39 PM

Do you suppose goat cheese feta is just as good as regular(?) feta?

Six — Yesterday at 6:43 PM

im no cheese expert but im gonna say i have no clue

Miko — Yesterday at 6:43 PM
that last part really brought in the whole sentence

Six — Yesterday at 6:44 PM


Miko — Yesterday at 6:44 PM
Holy cow that shirt is strong

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 6:44 PM
isn't feta supposed to be goat cheese?

Six — Yesterday at 6:44 PM
shirt?!
PJ's got an opinion about that, Steve

Miko — Yesterday at 6:45 PM
Oh it’s not that bad.
Oh yeah my shirt super strong yee

Six — Yesterday at 6:45 PM


Miko — Yesterday at 6:45 PM
I’m not sure if Feta is goat cheese? It’s all they had at the store

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 6:45 PM
Ok back to just shutting up then

Six — Yesterday at 6:45 PM
PJ has left the chat
(sass followed)

Miko — Yesterday at 6:46 PM
Oh, it’s the garlic I’m smelling. It smelled almost like shirt

Linnaete — Yesterday at 6:46 PM
I'm confused. What is this about goat cheese and strong shirts?

Six — Yesterday at 6:46 PM
are... are you okay?
I have no clue, Gal

Miko — Yesterday at 6:46 PM
No my garlic smells like shirt

Linnaete — Yesterday at 6:46 PM
I was hoping you would know, Tia Maria!

Six — Yesterday at 6:47 PM
what does shirt smell like


Linnaete — Yesterday at 6:48 PM
I remain confused.
which is my natural state of being, to be fair

Six — Yesterday at 6:49 PM


Linnaete — Yesterday at 6:49 PM
lmao

Miko — Yesterday at 6:50 PM
sigh
This shirt is on me
It's what I get for trying to make a meal from Tik Tok
YES TIK TOK

Six — Yesterday at 6:51 PM


Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 6:51 PM
you get meal ideas from TikTok


Miko — Yesterday at 6:51 PM
Actually I saw it on a youtube video from a Tik Tok

Linnaete — Yesterday at 6:52 PM
You can't talk. You got a meal idea for fruit pizza from us!

Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 6:52 PM
I'll take you lot over Tik Tok any day

Miko — Yesterday at 6:52 PM
My garlic smells really really bad, I thought it was the feta
I wasn't proud admitting it

Six — Yesterday at 6:52 PM
but WHAT THE FUCK does the shirt have to do with it
IM SO CONFUSED

Miko — Yesterday at 6:52 PM
IT SMELLS LEIK SHEEEET

Six — Yesterday at 6:53 PM
shit??

Miko — Yesterday at 6:53 PM
YES
My phone was autocorrecting

Six — Yesterday at 6:53 PM
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY SHIRT

Miko — Yesterday at 6:53 PM
and then I ran with it
the shirt

Six — Yesterday at 6:53 PM
oh my god

Linnaete — Yesterday at 6:53 PM

for a while I was like
does she mean her SHIRT smells of GARLIC?

Six — Yesterday at 6:53 PM
IKR?

Prince Oberyn Martel — Yesterday at 6:53 PM
shirt pizza

Linnaete — Yesterday at 6:53 PM
but I kept reading the garlic smells of shirt

Six — Yesterday at 6:53 PM
I KNOW

Miko — Yesterday at 6:53 PM
I'm a goat eating shirts

Six — Yesterday at 6:53 PM
so i was like......

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WOMAN

Miko — Yesterday at 6:54 PM
Don't act like you never wanted to eat your own shirt before

Miko — Yesterday at 9:35 PM
This'll sound dumb
but you guys get Cicadas right?

Linnaete — Yesterday at 9:35 PM
uhh
normally no but

Six — Yesterday at 9:35 PM
o_o
i dont like where thats going

Miko — Yesterday at 9:36 PM
Like... in the area?
You never collected the little bug shells as a kid?

Linnaete — Yesterday at 9:36 PM
I think the actual answer is, we don't really but who knows what climate change will bring in the near future

Six — Yesterday at 9:36 PM -->Quoting Miko "You never collected the little bug shells as a kid?"
O_O

Miko — Yesterday at 9:36 PM
o:

Linnaete — Yesterday at 9:37 PM
you had a curious childhood, lmao

Six — Yesterday at 9:37 PM
good lord, the most adventurous thing i did was collect lady bugs in a jar that had holes in the lid

Linnaete — Yesterday at 9:37 PM
I was collecting marbles and a few Pokémon cards as a kid

Six — Yesterday at 9:37 PM
well tiny frogs too, but you know

Miko — Yesterday at 9:37 PM
They'd climb out of the ground and cling to the trees



Six — Yesterday at 9:37 PM
INSECTS??? Yuck.
O_O

Linnaete — Yesterday at 9:37 PM
OH MY GOD, I AM SURROUNDED BY JAR PEOPLE

Miko — Yesterday at 9:37 PM


Six — Yesterday at 9:38 PM
oh my god, mikayla
lmao

Miko — Yesterday at 9:38 PM
I tried to find one that wasn't an actual photo!

Linnaete — Yesterday at 9:38 PM
OH MY GOD, MIKHAIL
no no no

Six — Yesterday at 9:38 PM
AHAHAHA

Linnaete — Yesterday at 9:38 PM
get out of my sight, bug

Miko — Yesterday at 9:38 PM
I'm sorry!!

Linnaete — Yesterday at 9:38 PM
away

Six — Yesterday at 9:38 PM
I typed "AGAGAGA" i had to correct myself

Linnaete — Yesterday at 9:38 PM
away

Six — Yesterday at 9:38 PM
MIKHAIL
im wheezing
LOOOL
what the fuck is that even
yuck lmao

 

[Miko]

sly — Today at 3:19 PM
i actually have two scars on my arm from when i was a kid
i thought that cats were supposed to get baths like dogs did

Miko — Today at 3:19 PM
lol

Six — Today at 3:19 PM


sly — Today at 3:19 PM
its everything you imagine

 

[Miko]

Guess I'm the designated quoter

Six — Today at 10:06 AM

Paddy McGee — Today at 10:18 AM
Innit.

Miko — Today at 10:18 AM
Innit though.

Six — Today at 10:18 AM
best bracelet ever

Miko — Today at 10:18 AM
That's because you haven't made a Miko one yet

Six — Today at 10:19 AM


Miko — Today at 10:19 AM
Mikinnit

Six — Today at 10:19 AM
Sixxit? Uhm.

Miko — Today at 10:19 AM
Yes
do it

Six — Today at 10:19 AM
Sinnit?

Miko — Today at 10:19 AM


Paddy McGee — Today at 10:19 AM
Mi kin nit
Innit?

Six — Today at 10:19 AM


Miko — Today at 10:20 AM
Mikinnit is in it, innit?

Dionysos — Today at 10:20 AM
Mikinnit sounds like a great game. Here is an image. Find Mikinnit. Like Where's Wally/Waldo/etc but Miko.

Paddy McGee — Today at 10:20 AM
Adinnit

Six — Today at 10:20 AM
Find Mikinnit In It

Miko — Today at 10:20 AM
Adinnit do it


Paddy McGee — Today at 10:20 AM
Lmao

Six — Today at 10:20 AM
Gosh

Miko — Today at 10:20 AM
Dannit, Adinnit find Mikinnit innit
Wait

Dionysos — Today at 10:20 AM


Miko — Today at 10:21 AM
it's starting to look weird now

Six — Today at 10:21 AM
my brain

Miko — Today at 10:21 AM
Save Find Mikinnit for Memesmas

Dionysos — Today at 10:22 AM
Find Mikinnit and Christmas Jakes will make Memesmas a

event. Looking forward to it, innit!
Birthweek first though, obv

Six — Today at 10:23 AM
ugh
dont remind me

Miko — Today at 10:23 AM
hey

Dionysos — Today at 10:23 AM
Oh okay. Rewind

Miko — Today at 10:23 AM
Birthweek is coming up

Six — Today at 10:23 AM


Dionysos — Today at 10:23 AM
Birthweek which is never a week. Never has been.

Six — Today at 10:23 AM


Miko — Today at 10:23 AM
Birthmonth

Six — Today at 10:24 AM
imagine giving birth for a month

Miko — Today at 10:24 AM
If birthing lasted more than a day I'd be pretty upset


Six — Today at 10:24 AM
jinx


Miko — Today at 10:24 AM
I imagine birthing a website is a bit different

Dionysos — Today at 10:24 AM
Our ancestors on the forum should have thought it through and called it 'Anniversary' or something. Why they decided to call it 'Birthweek' in its first year and then have it never last a week after that I do not know.

Paddy McGee — Today at 10:25 AM Quoting Miko-->"I imagine birthing a website is a bit different"
I mean, you also need to push and it hurts when you do it

Miko — Today at 10:25 AM
If I birth a website at least I have the potential to get paid later on down the line

Six — Today at 10:25 AM
hes speaking from personal experience

Dionysos — Today at 10:26 AM
Do website baby cries sound like the old school dial up screams?

Miko — Today at 10:26 AM
That's a terrifying sentence

Six — Today at 10:26 AM
"dial up screams"
screams in dial up

Miko — Today at 10:26 AM
$R%#$%#$%#%^&$%^#$%^%#$^

Dionysos — Today at 10:26 AM
Feel free to use that in a creepy pasta

Six — Today at 10:27 AM
........miko thats terrifying I was about to type that as my signature

Paddy McGee — Today at 10:27 AM
They do

Miko — Today at 10:28 AM
0.0 verbatim?

Paddy McGee — Today at 10:28 AM
They're like "<H1>CRY CRY WAAAAH WAAAAH</H1>"
Honestly my asshole hasn't been the same since my last work project went live
...
o.O

Miko — Today at 10:29 AM


Six — Today at 10:29 AM Quoting Miko-->"0.0 verbatim?"
No

Dionysos — Today at 10:29 AM
Sounds like your last work project was on OnlyFans then.

Six — Today at 10:29 AM Quoting Adam-->"Honestly my asshole hasn't been the same since my last work project went live"
what
I poke my head in this discord for like 10 minutes and I'm already confused

Paddy McGee — Today at 10:30 AM
Mhmm

Dionysos — Today at 10:30 AM
Same

Paddy McGee — Today at 10:30 AM
OnlyFans is my employer, yes

Dionysos — Today at 10:30 AM
Nice

Paddy McGee — Today at 10:31 AM
Nice.

Miko — Today at 10:31 AM
Let's be honest, this is not the strangest conversation to grace this Discord

Six — Today at 10:31 AM
.eciN

Paddy McGee — Today at 10:42 AM
I'm just gonna leave

Six — Today at 10:43 AM
where u goin

Miko — Today at 10:43 AM
to... to get a new phone

Six — Today at 10:43 AM
oh
gl dont throw it this time

Miko — Today at 10:43 AM
Kiros sounds like a cereal

Six — Today at 10:43 AM
sounds like a font

Miko — Today at 10:43 AM
Anything can sound like a font to be fair

Paddy McGee — Today at 10:43 AM
TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T INSULT ME LIKE TJIS

Six — Today at 10:43 AM
papyros

Miko — Today at 10:43 AM
Who is TJ?

Six — Today at 10:43 AM Quoting Adam-->"TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T INSULT ME LIKE TJIS"
can I come

Miko — Today at 10:44 AM
Poor Richard is a font

Paddy McGee — Today at 10:44 AM
FINE

Cloudysky — Today at 10:44 AM
I didn't hear any objection to my terrible idea so I'm going to figure out how to make it worse

Paddy McGee — Today at 10:44 AM
Come along

Six — Today at 10:44 AM


Miko — Today at 10:44 AM
COYLE I think they're saying it's us that's the problem

Cloudysky — Today at 10:44 AM
I'll join too

Miko — Today at 10:44 AM


Paddy McGee — Today at 10:44 AM
H-holding... Hands??? Me and you?

Six — Today at 10:44 AM
is...is that ok?

Cloudysky — Today at 10:44 AM
Mako is so mean
You can throw it in the TV together

---

Paddy McGee — Today at 10:46 AM Quoting Kira-->"is...is that ok?"
I-I... Kira senpai... So kawaiiiiiiiii.

Six — Today at 10:46 AM


Cloudysky — Today at 10:46 AM



Paddy McGee — Today at 10:47 AM
I'm sorry... Kira... I just wanna hold your hand

Six — Today at 10:47 AM
just keep your weeb shit to yourself ok

Cloudysky — Today at 10:47 AM
Creep alert

Six — Today at 10:48 AM
coyle jelly

Cloudysky — Today at 10:48 AM

Yes Kira kun got me

Six — Today at 10:48 AM


Cloudysky — Today at 10:48 AM
See it's not terrible enough

Paddy McGee — Today at 10:49 AM
I... Can
Cloudy is my waifu
His sexy butt

Cloudysky — Today at 10:49 AM
It should be like sandpaper for the brain

Six — Today at 10:49 AM


Miko — Today at 10:49 AM
See? I knew things could get weirder in here

Miko — Today at 10:56 AM
Like most of us here don't have some kind of drunk story
Except for Kiro
Kiross

Six — Today at 10:57 AM
it's true

Paddy McGee — Today at 10:57 AM
Nice

Cloudysky — Today at 10:57 AM
Kire-senpai-kun-san

Miko — Today at 10:57 AM
It's just that Adam doesn't have to be drunk to have those kinds of stories

Six — Today at 10:57 AM


Cloudysky — Today at 10:57 AM
I don't know any others

Paddy McGee — Today at 10:58 AM
This is true.
I do dumb shit sober all the time

Cloudysky — Today at 10:58 AM
Exactly it's his superpower

Paddy McGee — Today at 10:58 AM
I'd argue I'm more careful while drunk because I get extremely self-aware

Cloudysky — Today at 10:58 AM
And why he is a valued member if this community

Paddy McGee — Today at 10:58 AM

It is?

Miko — Today at 10:59AM


Cloudysky — Today at 10:59 AM


Miko — Today at 11:00 AM

Adam's ego walking out of this chat

Six — Today at 11:00 AM


Miko — Today at 11:00 AM
I just wanted to use that gif

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:00 AM


Dionysos — Today at 11:04 AM
Adam walking out like buff Pika humming 'Pika-world'

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:05 AM
IM A PIKA BOY; I AM NOT A TOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Six — Today at 11:07 AM
Life with Ash is, freaking fantastic?

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:08 AM
Nada
Dan has the lyrics somewhere

Six — Today at 11:09 AM
awful

Espurr — Today at 11:12 AM Quoting Miko-->Pikachu Buff Gif
What the fuck?

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:12 AM
HENCH
It's how I look after I've destroyed both you and Raul in YGO progression series two weeks in a row @ Espurr

Espurr — Today at 11:13 AM
Destroyed? 2 of those wins of yours against came down to luck.

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:14 AM
bruh, what you call luck I call "I herded the game towards a point where luck can win it for me!"

Miko — Today at 11:15 AM


Paddy McGee — Today at 11:16 AM
ALRIGHT MIKO
WHATEVER YOU SAY
YOU BIG GLOB HEAD

Espurr — Today at 11:17 AM
Says the nerd herself who lives on Animal Crossing

Miko — Today at 11:18 AM
I can't remember the last time I played Animal Crossing actually.
Make fun of my glob head all you want but at least I don't have butterfingers and another down-payment for a TV

Six — Today at 11:19 AM


Paddy McGee — Today at 11:20 AM
MATE
I don't have a down payment for a TV!

Miko — Today at 11:21 AM

Do you keep a jar of money for these occasions?

Six — Today at 11:21 AM


Paddy McGee — Today at 11:23 AM
NO
I have a box

Miko — Today at 11:23 AM
..... next to the knives?

Six — Today at 11:24 AM
next to the freezer?

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:24 AM
Next to the freezer, yes

Six — Today at 11:24 AM
ẅ̷́̔i̸̊͆t̸̓̚h̴́͠ ̸͗̎t̵̒͌h̶̿̋e̷̾̕ ̶́̔h̸́͒ú̴̡m̷̎͘a̴̽̚n̸̑̀ ̵͒̈́r̴̓͝ȅ̶̆m̵̛̐a̴̐͠ì̶̒ǹ̶̽s̷̓̈

 

[Miko]

#adultsactinglike12yearolds

Paddy McGee — Today at 10:59 AM
My mom once forgot me on a bus
#randomnote

Miko — Today at 10:59 AM

Did she ever find you?

Linnaete — Today at 10:59 AM
David Cameron once forgot his own daughter in a pub.
Legend has it Adam's real mother is still looking for him to this day.

Soulcorruptor — Today at 11:01 AM
I almost went over Niagara Falls as a baby once

Linnaete — Today at 11:01 AM
yeah well
I fell off a bed when I was a year old
I think I was dropped at least twice too.

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:02 AM
She did
She ran after the bus

Miko — Today at 11:02 AM
I asked my brother what passing out felt like when we were kids and we thought that karate chopping my neck several times over was a good idea to experience passing out.
I'm imagining this woman desperately chasing after the back end of a bus

Linnaete — Today at 11:03 AM


Paddy McGee — Today at 11:03 AM
I'd never saw, or seen since, my mum running after a bus
I was just like "oh hi mammy"

Linnaete — Today at 11:03 AM
My mother was too prideful to use public transport.

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:03 AM
I was 7

Soulcorruptor — Today at 11:03 AM
I'm just imagining the scene now from Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Miko — Today at 11:03 AM
I've never been on public transport
My mom did lock me in the car though

Linnaete — Today at 11:03 AM
I...what

Soulcorruptor — Today at 11:04 AM
Just some lady chasing after a bus and sitting on the backend now

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:04 AM
My mum once backed into a lamp post and never drove after that

Miko — Today at 11:04 AM
Wow I haven't seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit in a long long time

Linnaete — Today at 11:04 AM
you've never been on public transport

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:04 AM
She's a bit idiosyncratic
Public Transport in the USA rather sucks outside of select areas.

Miko — Today at 11:05 AM
Several sentences here for weird stuff that shouldn't have ever happened and you found me not driving public transportation surprising

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:05 AM
The subway freaked me out in Boston and NYC

Linnaete — Today at 11:06 AM
I always pictured American school kids going to school on a bus, haha

Soulcorruptor — Today at 11:06 AM
We did use a bus
A yellow bus

Linnaete — Today at 11:06 AM
Maybe Miko is actually Canadian

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:06 AM
I wouldn't call a hired bus for school public transport, really!
I used to get the public bus to school

Soulcorruptor — Today at 11:06 AM
As seen in movies

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:06 AM
Or I'd walk an hour

Soulcorruptor — Today at 11:07 AM
Though I do wonder why the article mentioned that, apparently some over seas people questioned the realism of the yellow bus

Miko — Today at 11:07 AM
We have 'trains' in Chicago, but mostly it's just yellow buses

Soulcorruptor — Today at 11:07 AM
and thought it was fake

Linnaete — Today at 11:08 AM
I dunno, I've no reason to question the existence of yellow school buses!

Soulcorruptor — Today at 11:08 AM
It was a stupid article I read like a year or so back

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:09 AM
I liked Chicago
The bean is cool

Miko — Today at 11:09 AM
Did you flick the bean?!


Linnaete — Today at 11:09 AM
Chicago, Canada

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:09 AM
Jesus Christ that was unexpected filth from Miko!!

Soulcorruptor — Today at 11:10 AM
McGee didn't flick it, he licked the bean

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:10 AM
But yeah, I did

Miko — Today at 11:10 AM


Linnaete — Today at 11:10 AM
what does flicking the bean mean

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:10 AM
Come on Livi
Don't look for the obvious bait

Miko — Today at 11:10 AM
wait

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:10 AM
Go for the master bait

Miko — Today at 11:10 AM
What do YOU think it means Liv?

Soulcorruptor — Today at 11:11 AM
Liv doing some googlefu rq

Linnaete — Today at 11:11 AM


Paddy McGee — Today at 11:11 AM
Lmao
Jesus Christ

Linnaete — Today at 11:11 AM
Al, what does flicking the bean mean?

Espurr — Today at 11:11 AM
I don't know it and I don't think i want to know

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:11 AM
Alberto is so innocent
cute

Linnaete — Today at 11:11 AM
see, Al doesn't know either

Miko — Today at 11:11 AM



Linnaete — Today at 11:11 AM
Thanks, Al
At least one other person here isn't crazy

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:11 AM
It's slang
For one's special time with themselves

Linnaete — Today at 11:12 AM

YOU MEAN IT DOESN'T HAVE A NON-SEXUAL MEANING?!

Espurr — Today at 11:13 AM
Shame on you three.

Miko — Today at 11:13 AM
I'm not saying I'm proud of myself
But would I say it again?
Absolutely

Espurr — Today at 11:13 AM
Don't sully my innocence with that!

Linnaete — Today at 11:13 AM
me: huh, I wonder if that's some Chicago slang I'm not familiar with
Adam: it means playing with yourself


Soulcorruptor — Today at 11:14 AM
Well I thought it honestly was something else

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:14 AM
Mate
I thought you were joking

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:14 AM Quoting Himself--> "Go for the master bait"
Hence:

Linnaete — Today at 11:14 AM
No, I obviously know it has a sexual meaning, but I was genuinely asking if it has any meaning native to Chicago.

Espurr — Today at 11:15 AM
Not everyone is dirty like you!

Soulcorruptor — Today at 11:15 AM
Mick proving she is the most dirty minded of us all

Linnaete — Today at 11:15 AM
Maybe tonight I'll get drunk and puke in another form of public transport again.

Miko — Today at 11:16 AM
Flicking the Bean is a common thing to say about the Bean in Chicago, but not sure it's exclusively Chicago for the saying

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:16 AM

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^ reference

Linnaete — Today at 11:16 AM
thank you at last!

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:17 AM


Soulcorruptor — Today at 11:17 AM
Good thing Kira isn't here to read all this

Miko — Today at 11:22 AM
There's apparently a bar/restaurant I think in Chicago where the waitress/waiter have free pass to be rude & insulting to you the entire time they're waiting tables
So it's like fine dining in this Discord

Linnaete — Today at 11:22 AM
do you still have to tip them?

Miko — Today at 11:22 AM
Probably
Do you tip good based on how bad you insult someone?
I'm not sure

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:23 AM
Tipping culture in America was such ass lmao

Soulcorruptor — Today at 11:23 AM
think there a place like that in NY, and in NC, SC

Miko — Today at 11:23 AM
I hate tipping, I'd be fine if we moved on from it

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:23 AM
You know, pay your employees a living wage!

Espurr — Today at 11:23 AM
Tip me!

Linnaete — Today at 11:23 AM
extra tips for whoever can psychologically scar me the most with their surgical roasting.

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:24 AM
It also enables dickheads to dickhead - I had a co-worker who decided not to tip solely based on them not saying "you're welcome" when he said thank you.

"thought it was rude"

Dionysos — Today at 11:24 AM
There was a Chinese restaurant in London famous for that.
Not sure if it still exists.

Linnaete — Today at 11:24 AM
for asking customers to tip?

Espurr — Today at 11:24 AM
For tipping?

Dionysos — Today at 11:24 AM
No for roasting people

Linnaete — Today at 11:24 AM
or for dissing their customers?

Dionysos — Today at 11:24 AM
Being awful

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:24 AM
For flicking the bean?
Oh

Linnaete — Today at 11:26 AM
it's not the weekend if Discord doesn't sound like a bunch of hungover idiots babbling incoherently

Linnaete — Today at 11:29 AM
does she have a fun quirk
like Ciara Peglegs?

Miko — Today at 11:30 AM


Soulcorruptor — Today at 11:30 AM
seems like ya hit the grand'dad the hardest, how much did you pour down the drain
( )

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:30 AM
No she doesn't!!

Soulcorruptor — Today at 11:30 AM
Not that he knows of yet

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:30 AM
Jesus Christ, no, she was a regular girl!

Soulcorruptor — Today at 11:30 AM
She probably cut off a part of his hair

Miko — Today at 11:30 AM
Like he'd admit it straight out

Linnaete — Today at 11:31 AM
Ehh, give it time
People assume I'm a regular person when they first meet me

Soulcorruptor — Today at 11:31 AM
and is taping it to some voodoo doll

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:31 AM
She likes to swim!
She's just normal, cheerful and kinda cool

Miko — Today at 11:31 AM
She is weird! She's normal!

Soulcorruptor — Today at 11:32 AM
cheerful and likes to swim, she probably drowned all her ex-boyfriends

Miko — Today at 11:32 AM
o_O

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:32 AM
0.0

Linnaete — Today at 11:32 AM
I hate swimming
I'm not designed to be anywhere near large bodies of water larger than a jacuzzi.

Dionysos — Today at 11:33 AM
If you smile while swimming you might swallow water.

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:33 AM
Maybe if I see her again I will specifically ask if she has some weird shit going on, just for this crew.

Miko — Today at 11:33 AM
Ask her if she's ever flicked the Bean

Linnaete — Today at 11:34 AM
oh no

Dionysos — Today at 11:34 AM
Then she replies:
"Yes. I flicked Rowan Atkinson on the nose once - hehe"

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:34 AM
Sure
"Housewife Mikayla asks: Do you flick the bean?"

Linnaete — Today at 11:34 AM
That sounds very specific, Dan. Did you by any chance do that?

Dionysos — Today at 11:35 AM
No.

Miko — Today at 11:35 AM
I'm honestly more surprised you said my name

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:37 AM
I mean, I'm not going to say "Global Moderator Miko from FFF asks: ..."

Soulcorruptor — Today at 11:37 AM
aka Mikayla asks
wait said not going, nvm
can't read now

Linnaete — Today at 11:38 AM
"Bulbasaur Activist Mikayla from Chicago would like me to ask you..."
to which she's like "nah, screw Bulbasaur. Charmander FTW."

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:39 AM
"Avid Adam roaster Olivia asks: Do you have a pegleg?!

Miko — Today at 11:40 AM
I would answer happily to any of these titles, yes

Six — Today at 11:41 AM
Wtf

 

[Miko]

Spoiler: Whatever happened to LostMaster21?

Spoiler: That one time Kira ate a new member

They never came back.

Spoiler: What purpose does unwanted YGO cards have?

Linnaete — Yesterday at 7:35 PM
A Fat Piplup is cooler than a Fat Chocobo
Fat Chocobo stores your items but Fat Piplup stores all your unwanted YGO cards.

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 7:50 PM
Least the items are wanted that Fat Chocobo stores, he holds them cause you have no space
But what purpose do unwanted ygo cards have?

Linnaete — Yesterday at 7:53 PM
extra firewood come winter?

sly — Yesterday at 7:56 PM
heart

Soulcorruptor — Yesterday at 8:19 PM
paper isn't wood

Miko — Yesterday at 8:23 PM


sly — Yesterday at 8:35 PM


Dionysos — Today at 3:40 AM
Just like beef isn't cow.

Soulcorruptor — Today at 4:07 AM
Paper is a by product of woof and comes from it

Dionysos — Today at 4:11 AM
So that's why they call it bark.

 

[Miko]

Wasn't expecting this gem to pop up today.

Miko — Today at 4:03 PM


Six — Today at 4:03 PM
lmfao
Whenever I watch that show, which isn't often, Lisa always reminds me of Liv for some reason
And I'm so there for it

Miko — Today at 4:03 PM
omg I totally see it!
I'll never not think about that now!

Six — Today at 4:03 PM
I can't unthink it either

Miko — Today at 4:04 PM
That's amazing, it's so accurate!

Six — Today at 4:04 PM


Miko — Today at 4:04 PM
I can't remember the last time I even watched an episode

Linnaete — Today at 4:04 PM
WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT

Six — Today at 4:04 PM
same, but I've thought it for the longest time now
Innit Liv

Miko — Today at 4:04 PM


Linnaete — Today at 4:04 PM
EVERYONE HAS SAID IT

Miko — Today at 4:04 PM
Where to even begin

Six — Today at 4:04 PM
It's meant in a good way! She's very likeable

Miko — Today at 4:05 PM
Do you play an instrument?!
but like really, do you?

Linnaete — Today at 4:05 PM
Piano was the extent of it but that was a loooooong time ago. No saxophone, unfortunately!

Miko — Today at 4:05 PM


Six — Today at 4:05 PM
Plays the triangle for sure.

Miko — Today at 4:05 PM
There's still time
The triangle
An important instrument

Linnaete — Today at 4:06 PM
At school when there were pianos. No piano at home.

Six — Today at 4:06 PM
and the pinglethingy, what's it called again

Miko — Today at 4:06 PM
PINGLETHINGY

Six — Today at 4:06 PM
the one with the wooden hammer where you smack the metal plates
WHATS IT CALLED AGAIN

Linnaete — Today at 4:06 PM
ah yes, let's just squeeze a big expensive Steinway piano in the living room somewhere, why not

Six — Today at 4:06 PM
FUCK SAKE

Miko — Today at 4:06 PM
The... xylophone?

Six — Today at 4:06 PM
i called it pinglethingy for too long
YES

Miko — Today at 4:06 PM
PINGLETHINGY

Six — Today at 4:06 PM
pinglethingy.

Miko — Today at 4:07 PM


Six — Today at 4:07 PM
Loved that as a kid. Probably still wood.
WHACK WHACK WHACK beautiful. talented for sure.

Miko — Today at 4:07 PM
We played these wooden fish at school when I was like 5

Six — Today at 4:07 PM
did they have holes in them??

Miko — Today at 4:07 PM


Six — Today at 4:07 PM
yes lmao

Miko — Today at 4:08 PM
Guiro apparently
Pinglethingy.
Pingle.
I love it
My new favorite word

Six — Today at 4:08 PM
every parents' nightmare:


Linnaete — Today at 4:08 PM
pinglethingy

Six — Today at 4:08 PM
pinglethingy, lewis used to give me shit for calling it that

Miko — Today at 4:08 PM
The drums. I'm scared of the drums.

Linnaete — Today at 4:09 PM
ahhhhh, too bad I don't have the energy to continue the drawing tonight

Miko — Today at 4:09 PM
My brother got my kid drums to play at his house. Horrible. Terrible. I hope he never pursues it in the future.

Linnaete — Today at 4:09 PM
trying to depict Kira on an RGB high and playing a pinglethingy would have been a challenge

Six — Today at 4:09 PM
Lmao

Miko — Today at 4:09 PM
Her RGB Pinglethingy

Linnaete — Today at 4:09 PM
yes!

Six — Today at 4:09 PM


Miko — Today at 4:09 PM
I'm sitting here just saying Pinglethingy

Six — Today at 4:10 PM
pinglethingy!

Miko — Today at 4:10 PM
I'm going to say that from now on for words I forget in the moment

Linnaete — Today at 4:10 PM
getting giddy over pinglethingy

Six — Today at 4:10 PM
lmao

Miko — Today at 4:10 PM
Dear, will you hand me the pinglethingy please?

Six — Today at 4:10 PM

Gosh my energy crashed as well didn't it

Linnaete — Today at 4:10 PM
In the picturesque rural English town of Pinglethingy...

#Pinglethingy

 

[Dionysos]

C-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!

I can't do the special copy and paste and finding gifs thing, as I'm not as clever as Miko.

But here are screenshots I took the other day of a rare day where I think we collectively made some profound contributions to... something.

Spoiler: Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiokarabomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon

Who wants some #Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiokarabomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon?

Spoiler: Medusa FAQ

 

[Paddy McGee]

No lie, I think that gave me a polio, Dan

 

[Miko]

100% quoting this because I love the last gif of that girl laughing ( probably more than I should )

Spoiler: cursed_image.jpg

Miko — Yesterday at 11:25 PM



Belazor — Today at 6:31 AM
cursed_images

Miko — Today at 11:43 AM


Espurr — Today at 11:46 AM
Go to bed and stop posting cursed images! That hand looks like a monkey's skeleton!

Miko — Today at 11:46 AM

Espurr — Today at 11:47 AM
...disgusting

Paddy McGee — Today at 11:51 AM
gick
fucking hell

Soulcorruptor — Today at 12:15 PM
good job Miko

Miko — Today at 12:23 PM
Thank you, I strive for excellence

Espurr — Today at 12:29 PM
Get out.

Miko — Today at 12:31 PM
\
((>
< \

 

[Miko]

Happy Birthday, FFF!
​

 

[Miko]

Some randoms for your entertainment:

Spoiler: The Death

Later that day...

Miko — 06/05/2021
I'm no longer dying And thank you for just assuming anything odd I say is just me being weird. It's true, I'm just glad to see it as my assumed state of being

Linnaete — 06/05/2021
That's what a mischievous ghost would say!

Miko — 06/05/2021
It's true, I can't be dying if I'm already dead

Linnaete — 06/05/2021

Paddy McGee — 06/05/2021
^ my face every time I look at all my shit I need to organise

Miko — 06/05/2021

My kid keeps calling him Baby Noodle for some reason

Soulcorruptor — 06/05/2021
Your kid is a sith lord obviously

Miko — 06/05/2021
At this point you're probably right

Six — 06/05/2021
Baby Noodle

Miko — 06/05/2021

Espurr — 06/05/2021
Is that Miko?

Soulcorruptor — 06/05/2021
It's one of her cats
Or spiders

Miko — 06/05/2021
It's just one of my 9 lives

Espurr — 06/05/2021
You're not a cat.

Miko — 06/05/2021

Espurr — 06/05/2021
You just WISH you were a cat

Miko — 06/05/2021
You can't prove that I'm not a cat

Espurr — 06/05/2021
Where's your tail?

Miko — 06/05/2021
It's behind me
Doing tail things

Espurr — 06/05/2021
What tail?
All I see is air

Miko — 06/05/2021
Tiberius doesn't have a tail and he's a cat

Espurr — 06/05/2021
Then why is there a lack of ears on your head?

Miko — 06/05/2021
Even if I was a human I'd have ears on my head.

Espurr — 06/05/2021
On the top of your head?

Miko — 06/05/2021
I see what you're trying to do here and it's not working. I'm leaving

Soulcorruptor — 06/05/2021
Just remember Al is a cat hater

Espurr — 06/05/2021
Cats don't float either.

Linnaete — 06/05/2021
Al is just bitter that I went back to cat from Lala

Espurr — 06/05/2021
^Get out.

Linnaete — 06/05/2021

Spoiler: On this episode of Naked & Afraid

Spoiler: Bath Time

I'm fairly certain I had another one but I can't find anything else or remember what it was :c

 

[Six]

 

[sly]

Six — 10/03/2021
Bird pooped on my hoodie! I don’t know if I should laugh or cry
[10:37 AM]
Dickhead bird
[10:39 AM]
Thankfully I was WEARING the hood

Paddy McGee — 10/03/2021
Six that's money to you! Do the lottery!
[11:17 AM]
Apparently.

It's what my sisters always say to me when something shits on me...

Cloudysky — 10/03/2021
Actually I think it's the opposite. You avoided a worse outcome, so you have used all your luck for the day.

Sprout — 10/03/2021
I got shat on in Spain once. Apparently it's lucky, even when you're in a public toilet trying to wash it out in the sink.

 

[sly]

sly — 09/28/2021
I'll trade you Biden for Boris.

Sprout — 09/28/2021
I already have a Biden

Linnaete — 09/28/2021
sounds fatal
[2:20 PM]
Deal accepted. How do we deliver BoJo? Strap him to the underside of a Boeing?

sly — 09/28/2021
i'm sending biden to Afghanistan on a camel. you can pick him up there. boris will have to cross the border carrying water jugs like everyone else.
[2:26 PM]
he was just at the whitehouse last week, caused a stir.

Linnaete — 09/28/2021
TIL Russia has one of their own
[2:32 PM]

White House (Moscow) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

White House (Moscow)
The White House (Russian: Белый дом, tr. Bely dom, IPA: [ˈbʲɛlɨj ˈdom]; officially: The House of the Government of the Russian Federation, Russian: Дом Правительства Российской Федерации, tr. Dom pravitelstva Rossiiskoi Federatsii), also known as the Russian White House, is a government building in Moscow. It stands on the Krasnopresnenskaya emb...

[2:32 PM]
It's...not quite the same
[2:34 PM]
And like its US counterpart, it too was set alight, but by the Russian army under the president's orders.

sly — 09/28/2021
looks like a 70s casino

Linnaete — 09/28/2021
I've been in the mood these days for video binges about Russia and the former Soviet Union.

sly — 09/28/2021
i did that a while back
[2:36 PM]
wanted to see what the reality of the soviet union was, this far removed from the cold war
[2:38 PM]
i remembered terms like glasnost, but i didnt really understand how it all pieced together

Linnaete — 09/28/2021
I think most of all it must have been devastating to the provincial soviet republics that relied heavily (if not, almost exclusively) on investment from the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic. The moment the USSR collapsed, those provincial republics were independent and basically broke as hell, sans the fact their new dictatorial leaders were hoarding what national wealth there was for themselves and their vanity projects.

I've watched videos of people visiting places like the Aral Sea. Formerly a massive lake. Now almost dried up and a dead, salty and barren wasteland thanks to genius Soviet decisions to divert all the water away for irrigation. It's haunting to see the rusted husks of old ships that used to sail its waters now just resting forever on the dried lakebed. And the nearby towns' crumbling promenades now standing next to nothing.

Just look up Turkmenistan and see how much of a lunatic their leader is. The guy makes Kim Jong-Un seem normal.

sly — 09/28/2021
i actually laughed my ass off when i found out that russia left the union before Kazakhstan
[2:55 PM]
Kazakhstan held on to the dream for a few more days... or they didnt get the memo

Linnaete — 09/28/2021
hahaha
[2:56 PM]
Yeah, I believe I first came across it in this video

That Time When Kazakhstan Was the Entire USSR For 4 Days

[2:57 PM]
When the teacher leaves the zoom meeting and you are the host.

sly — 09/28/2021
i would have just held on to it.

 

[Miko]

Soulcorruptor — Today at 2:27 PM
@ makoeyes for you

Sprout — Today at 2:37 PM
That's creepy

Soulcorruptor — Today at 2:42 PM
Miko knows she like it

Sprout — Today at 2:43 PM
Definitely

Espurr — Today at 2:44 PM

Kill it with fire!

Cloudysky — Today at 2:59 PM
Ah yes. Bulbaswole

Linnaete — Today at 3:00 PM
That's not Bidoof

Dionysos — Today at 3:02 PM
Feeling outdone in life by a Bulbasaur is not a great feeling.

sly — Today at 3:02 PM
Ahnald Bulbaneggar

Linnaete — Today at 3:04 PM
I was going to say Bulbous-saur but I don't think that adjective applies to ripped, muscular bodies

Miko — Today at 3:07 PM
Makoeyes very confused rn

Dionysos — Today at 3:07 PM
Feeling outdone in life by a Bulbasaur is not a great feeling.

Linnaete — Today at 3:08 PM
You can say that again, Dan

Miko — Today at 3:08 PM
Louder for those of us in the back!

Linnaete — Today at 3:08 PM
Feeling outdone in life by a Piplup is an enlightening feeling
I think that is what he said

Miko — Today at 3:09 PM
I'm laughing way too hard at this