The Dreaded Toilet Seat! :D

I wouldn't mind if they left the toilet seat up but I get pissed off at when they don't even bother to put it up and piss all over the seat. It happens all the time with me cos I live with a lot of dirty bastards :mad:
 
Thetoilet seatbeing left up really irritates me,if you can lift it up, you can put it down when your done, I don't want to have to touch it, if I don't have too. I also like the lid to be put down, I don't want it all the stuff swooshing around in the air when it flushes

It also pisses me off when its dark an I dont put the light on because I dont wanna be blided and I sit down and the fucker is up. It's cold on the arse and I almost fall down it

And it's my house so people will damn well do as they are told. If bog seats were meant to stay up they wouldn't have been put on in the first place
 
It annoys me so much when people leave the toilet seat up, hell I get annoyed when the lid is left up. >< I hate having to use the toilet after people in the first place, it's disgusting having to touch the seat what with all the germs that fly about when you flush the toilet. =/ That's also why I like the lid to be kept down.. My toothbrush is kept above the toilet and I put that thing in my mouth. -__-
 
Or maybe people should put the seat down so you don't have to move your toothbrush, whats she gunna do? Put it in her bedroom?
 
Well whatever the case, it's easy for men to put down the toilet seat when their finished, as well as easy for women to put it down when they need to do their business.

In all reality: Everyone is lazy in some faction, and other people have to put up with it.
 
Kitty-Kat said:
I wouldn't mind if they left the toilet seat up but I get pissed off at when they don't even bother to put it up and piss all over the seat. It happens all the time with me cos I live with a lot of dirty bastards :mad:
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Same like I'm okay if they leave it up but not when it has pee on the seat.Its just disgusting and rude. >.< Good thing the house I live in only has my mother and I.No boys in it. :) But yeah it's sick. :S Like I said earlier just tell your friends gf to buy another toilet seat. xD
 
Minns said:
We don't need it up, we didn't put it up.

Dude puts it up, dude should put it down. :eek:uttahere:
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We don't need it down(unless we ate too many bean burritos), we didn't put it down.

Girl puts it down, girl should put it up.

See what I did thar? ^^

Honestly what Helix said is true, both parties are just too damn lazy! Good thing im Puerto Rican, we have an excuse to be lazy.

1. Vampires get more done in the day then we do.
2. We pay people to push the buttons on elevators for us.

Note: I'm just kidding, we are actually very hard-working :).

- Kuja
 
Well let's see...

Women sit for both functions, men sit for one, stand for the other.

3 to 1, the toliet seat should remain down. :P

Serioulsy, the reason why it annoys girls so much, is that sometimes we do not realize that the toilet seat is left up. So we go to sit, and we end up sitting in water... Not a very pleasant situation, especially if someone has an unusually small toilet seat and you have trouble getting out.... (Happened to me once, I had to force my way out.)

Another situation, one time my friends boyfriend left the toilet seat up. She went in, tried to sit, fell in, and the cold water startled her that she started to pee. Unfortunantly, she quickly sat up and ended up peeing all over her pants. So she sat back down again and fell back in.
 
Rydia said:
So we go to sit, and we end up sitting in water... Not a very pleasant situation,
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But couldn't you just take the half second needed to check whether the seat is up or not?

And then you'll say "Couldn't you men take the half second needed to put the seat down?" and then the cycle will begin again...
 
Well when you really have to go... And girls to tend to use the toilet more often than men.

Also, when guys pee, they look foreward, and they can see if the toilet seat is up or down. Usually girls just run in and sit quickly, not even facing the toilet.
 
Yzma said:
That's also why I like the lid to be kept down.. My toothbrush is kept above the toilet and I put that thing in my mouth. -__-
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>.> You should seriously consider placing your toothbrush in a cabinet. We used to put our toothbrush in a holder on the sink...and the sink is like two feet away from out toilet. Anyway, I had to attend a class/meeting and this teacher there told us about "toothbrush and toilets". Ahem, the thing is, when you leave your toothbrush exposed in your bathroom and someone happens to go number 2...flush the toilet without placing the lid down...all the contamination will then go to the air and land everywhere in your bathroom, including your clothes, shower curtains, toothbrushes, etc.

So um yeah, the thought of toilet water on our toothbrush made me go buy new toothbrushes that same night (lotsa people use our bathroom and you never really know with people about toilet lids) and ever since then, we've been placing our toothbrush in the medicine cabinet.

Anyway, yeah it does bother me when guys don't put the toilet seat down. >.> They can lift it up, so they can lift it down as well.

δ Kuja Ω;389473 said:
Girl puts it down, girl should put it up.

See what I did thar? ^^
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As for the argument that girls can put it up so they can put it down as well, Kuja...well, it really does look much more appealing to see a toilet seat down (even better with the lid down as well), simple as that. -_- So why would we bother to put it up in the first place...? I don't get the logic in that, to be honest...because it's uncommon to see people put a seat up on purpose just for the sake of putting it up... =/ I can understand why guys would forget to put it down, but I really doubt they think, "Oh, I'm gonna put this toilet seat up just for the hell of it and annoy the women of my household."
 
As for the argument that girls can put it up so they can put it down as well, Kuja...well, it really does look much more appealing to see a toilet seat down (even better with the lid down as well), simple as that. -_- So why would we bother to put it up in the first place...? I don't get the logic in that, to be honest...because it's uncommon to see people put a seat up on purpose just for the sake of putting it up... =/ I can understand why guys would forget to put it down, but I really doubt they think, "Oh, I'm gonna put this toilet seat up just for the hell of it and annoy the women of my household."
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Hi Mitsuki,

I was just kidding, surely my tone implied that :P.

- Kuja
 
Does it really make an difference?

It's easier for guys to have the toilet seat up, why people complain about it being is stupid. Surely guys need the toilet seat down sometimes, but we don't complain. Putting it down won't kill you, as for getting germs on your hands, you're going to wash your hands anyway, so it won't make any difference.

As for the toilet looking more appealing with the seat down, lulz. Shows that people can come up with some absurd argiements. It is a toilet, no matter what you do to it, it will not look appealing.
 
Eh, it's true though, at least that's how I feel about it. It's not an absurd argument. =] Yes toilets are disgusting and unappealing in general, but I really don't wanna see it in even worst state by having the seat up. I'm quite picky like that - I want my lid down. But like I said, it's understandable that guys forget to put them sometimes so I'm not gonna bitch about it every single time I see it up. Just saying my thoughts in a general point of view, that's all.
 
Placebo said:
As for the toilet looking more appealing with the seat down, lulz. Shows that people can come up with some absurd argiements. It is a toilet, no matter what you do to it, it will not look appealing.
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Actually, a toilet seat made out of marble can look quite fantastic. :cool:

But here is a solution. How about guys sit on the toilet seat backwards and pee that way. Or they can open the window and pee out that. (One of the past US presidents actually did this, and in the oval office) Urine is actually quite good for killing moles. :D
 
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