The FFF Reality Show

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Tyler Breeze

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Okay, so let's say you got a call by some famous TV company, and they want you to be the main star of their next show, however they also want you to bring in the whole cast. You can bring a total of 5 extra people, but they must be people from FFF. Tell me, FFFers, who would you bring with you, and why? Here are my 5.

1. Yaoi Master Gavin:
Because why not? He has this thing about him where he manages to be funny in the most serious way possible. I believe he is unintentionally funny. :D He would do great.

2. Hayabusa:
Because he's another one that's very, very funny. Even when he's being mean, he manages to be funny and make it fun even for the one that's the victim of his meaness.

3. Pockets:
LMAO! He would be that character that never has any idea of what's going on. I could see him easily having a comedy role. :D

4. Liebchen:
We'd need a female on the show, and she'd be my pick. I'm not sure what type of character she would be though... :hmmm:

5. Dionysos:
He'd be the one that's the father figure of the show. He'd be the one that has all those moments where he helps other characters see the light and whatnot. :D

Okay, that's it. Your guyses turns :mokken:
 
@Don Draper
hal is my brother in arms. everyone must go. his rule. no exception. :pooley:

@Dr. King Schultz
because we would need someone who could make up words on the fly such as bananaoffee and taydies :pooley:
@Ari
because of her extremely sexy age :pooley:

@the artist formerly known as MLFY
because i would need someone to be the one to throw me in the sea
@Dionysos
to counteract the pervertedness of MLFY and make the girls feel less like terrible things might happen :pooley:
 
What a great thread!

I have two reality TV show ideas.

In the first I take Ariana as my child bride. Before we get married we will have a discussion about the rules of our marriage. One of my rules is that she will not have my permission to have sex with other men in the woods. However, like all good reality tv, ie all, ie shit reality tv, it will be heavily scripted. The whole point is that she will bang people in the woods. If I can only take 5 people from FFF that means only 4 people for Ariana to bang so I would have to arrange extras to do that dirty deed. Anyway it will be an 8 episode series. Starting with out marriage and ending with Ariana telling me she has been having sex with people in the woods, and how I react to that news. If the ratings are high enough there will be spin-offs.

In my second TV show james and I would be homosexual lovers and live together as a family.
Ariana would be our 13 year old daughter.
@Planktoni would be our fag hag.
@Connnnnnnnnnnor would be the wacky vegetarian neighbour, cue gags about eating meat etc. CAssinoChips would be in it too.

Also @Pooley would be in charge of all the TV camera work, and would have numerous cameos.
 
Trying to make an interesting combination of people will be my criteria:

1.@ applet (http://www.finalfantasyforums.net/members/21416-applet):
To me, she's the most mysterious member any forum could have, and her devotion to bishies and Gackt is just cute.

2.@ Big Casino (http://www.finalfantasyforums.net/members/4445-Big-Casino):
That kind of quiet and smart guy that can make you wonder about his dark past as you look into his eyes through the smoke of his cigarette.

3.@ AddleBoy (http://www.finalfantasyforums.net/members/4513-AddleBoy):
He's kind of weird, unusual, funny, but seems to be a good and dependable person.

4.@ Yaoi Master Gavin (http://www.finalfantasyforums.net/members/15989-Yaoi-Master-Gavin):
You don't want to know why.

5.@ iSmiff (http://www.finalfantasyforums.net/members/21918-iSmiff):
We need the philosophical type in the group, and seems to be an easy person to live with.
 
iSmiff said:
Good choice, Sir. :sir:

Interesting thread. Might have to have a think and come back later (although i'll probably forget)
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I try my best. I think this reality show should have an elderly, ancient figure smelling like mushrooms, so I choose you.
 
Yaoi Master Gavin
Because it would be fun for the audience to watch our drunken antics
Me Gustith
Why the fuck not?
Six
She plays Bass. Female bassists are hawt.
The Fool
Seems cool, imokwithhim.jpg
AddleBoy
Among all the crap going on, he'd be the guy standing there on the couch with this look stuck on his beautiful face '_'
 
Maybe to some people, but Exoskeleton isn't on my list, and Jawsh is awesome, so I guess it depends on the context of what you expect from a reality show.
 
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