The Good, the Oh, and the Oh no!

[Squid]

Well this wood was brown

 

[AddleBoy]

They weren't brown from shit lmfao. She didn't use them.
They were brown coz they were made of wood

Anal splinters.

 

[Exoskeleton]

Anal beads can be passed off as jewelry right?

 

[Squid]

They did kind of look like a necklace.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Anal splinters.

makes me glad to be a straight man.

 

[Exoskeleton]

I've found many beaded necklaces just lying around in the past and have fixed them up and gifted them to friends. o_o

 

[The Master]

They have a dildo in the store that you can buy called "The American Challenge"...

Yah...

 

[AddleBoy]

If you're going to be playing with anal toys make sure that it has a flared end. You don't want it getting lost up there.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

i used to work with a guy who got a magic bullet stuck up his arse

 

[The Master]

i used to work with a guy who got a magic bullet stuck up his arse

Are those like butt plugs/prostate massage's?

 

[Paddy McGee]

Alex will spend more times on these items then the fucking customers.

You'll be seeing more Brown beads that aren't wooden.:/

It won't be pretty.

 

[AddleBoy]

Like a bullet vibe?

 

[The Master]

Alex will spend more times on these items then the fucking customers.

You'll be seeing more Brown beads that aren't wooden.:/

It won't be pretty.

Trust me, I will 'Spend' more time with my customers than anything else

 

[Paddy McGee]

Guys wearing trench coats? Nymphos? Bad times, man.

 

[AddleBoy]

You could give them relationship and sex advice, like some kind of sex shop bartender.

 

[The Master]

I REALLY hope I get this job, now

From what I have seen it looks REALLY laid back...

 

[Squid]

This is actually the worst thread ever

 

[The Master]

This is actually the worst thread ever

What? Why!?

 

[Will Graham]

Money is money

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

This is actually the worst thread ever

there have been far worse ones