The Reapers Near Death Experience

Fear The Reaper

Fear The Reaper

Blue Mage
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Well I had a near death experience this weekend...
I woke up on saturday morning in a hospital bed with a drip in my arm, when I asked why I was here they said they found me with blood pouring from a cut in my lip and also with acute alcohol poisoning, they also added they had found traces of speed in my blood and all over my hands and face...

I dont remember any of this weekend :cry: but its turned out to be the worst of my life as they said if there was any speed in my system that I would feel fine for the next couple of days and then severly depressed for a week or two after -__-

I want whom ever prick spiked my drink or took advantage of me in my drunkened states head on a spear for this...

Just thought I would share a nightmare with you guys here!

.FTR.
 
Hmm some guys from Mass Effect 2 did this to him?
 
If any of what he wrote is true... maybe. :rage:
 
It's obviously true. He must have discovered their true intentions.
 
Whose messing with my tag team partner???

Oh wait... I slipped the pill...

I mean...

DarkPaladin's not here right now, leave your name and number after the beep and I will never get back to you... BEEP!
 
Yea this is true and its in the spam section cus I didnt know where the hell to put something like this :hmmm:

And yea whom ever gave me the speed mustve slipped it into my drink or something cus they said the speed on my hands was to minute to have done anything to me.

And I get all dopy and clingy when im drunk so it doesnt help me in these sort of situations -__-
 
I'm surprised you didn't notice the Reaper slipping it into your drink, even if you were dopy and clingy.
 
Or maybe he tried to absorb it through his hands. Like Eyeball Paul in that Kevin and Perry movie. Except different.
 
this is why you drink at home when you're underage :elmo:
 
Have you cracked the files of the Bilderburg Group recently?This was clearly an attempted assassination,perhaps because you know a little too much...
 
L said:
this is why you drink at home when you're underage :elmo:
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Yeah, assuming this is all true but the fact it is in the spam section makes it less like it.

Anyhow, isn't it common sense never to leave your beverage unattended at a party? :neomon:

Oh crap... I forgot... common sense isn't so common these days. :dave:
 
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