Fan Fiction The SeeDs

That is not me.
Well with the confusion the age thing has brought, how can we be sure who is you and who isn't? Maybe you are the rapist under the bed in the pic. No worse, the Peadophile rapist! Thats sicker than sick! Not only are you violating sick twisted people, you are violating each and every poor innocent child they violated at the same time indirectly! People like you make me want to have all three major political parties slaughtered in a 'terrorist activity' so that the BNP can take power and re-introduce Capital Punishment to punish sick weirdos like that. Thats how drastic things are getting. God damn.
 
I am none of those I am a really nice guy. But you guys do not know that.
 
XDD How come he's a nice rapist? :gasp:

EDIT: MLFY don't annoy my Vikki. :stare: she doesn't want to show you, she only shows me. >.>
 
Woman: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

MLFY: No, no. Oh jeeez, I'm sorry to have startled you Miss. I know you're probably spooked that I came out of the shadows while you were changing but I really did not mean to frighten you. Here, let me get you a glass of water to sooth your nerves.

Woman: Oh, um thank you. *takes water* What... what... are you doing here?

MLFY: Oh my, you're shaking like a leaf. Well I'm really sorry to have to tell you this but I'm here to fuck the shit out of you.

Woman: WHAT!? WHO ARE YOU!? YOU MONSTER!!!

MLFY: No, mam. I think you misunderstand. It's really not as bad as all that. See, I'm a pedophile and a rapist... but I've decided the world has enough bad people so I'm going to be as polite and considerate as I can be to offset my despicable addictions.

Woman: Well... as considerate and polite as that may be, you still cannot have sex with me. Alright?

MLFY: No it's not alright, you filthy whore. I mean... no mam, now I hate to say this but please pull down your pants or I'm going to whack you upside the head with this skillet.

AND THE REST IS HISTORY
 
He's also considerate enough to use condoms. I know this because my mum's frined's half cousin's daughter said so. She even said he was quite gentle considering how sore she was after her sex change op.
 
Ummm what?
 
your always posting up the msn convos lol

MLFY. If you don't know what they are talking about don't say anything. I'm sick of seeing you always post "umm what?" ITS NOT HARD TO UNDERSTAND!
 
Your talking about me as a rapist and I am so not one!!!!
 
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