Things AC characters would never say

Nanaki: "You know I can mate with humans, right?"
Cloud and crew: :blink:



Tifa: "I farted. :)"
 
Supposedly he lived in Sector 5 all his life.

And when Cloud and crew fought that robot at the second reactor, and it blew up and caused an explosion, thus causing cloud to fall into aerith's flower garden...that explosion killed his parents.

Was that legible?



Vincent: I'd hook up with yuffie if she wasn't a toddler...
 
Kadaj: I found Black Materia!!!

Yazoo(Spell): Kadaj, where'd you get that?

3rd brother(can't remember the name): It looks like sephiroth's been painting ping-pong balls again...

Y: Kadaj, put that down before you hurt yourself.

K: No. *licks materia, swallows materia, chokes, coughs it back up*
Hey, I found black materia!

Y: All in favor of making this plastic cup our leader, raise your hand.

*Y, Brother 3, and Cloud raise hnds*


That was from a comic I found on Deviant Art. It is HILARIOUS!!!
 
Rhea said:
Nanaki: "You know I can mate with humans, right?"
Cloud and crew: :blink:



Tifa: "I farted. :)"
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Lmao that last part made me laugh out loud literally. It was so damn random. I can't see ANY of the characters saying that. They're all so seeerrriooouuus. :brooding:

Well, Yuffie and Reno might say it since they're hyper and fun.
 
SorceressEdea7 said:
Sephiroth: I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and GAY!!!!!!!
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you ripped that off friends ;)


And.......

Tifa : Hey Barret how about you take care of your own @#'@# Kid! i hate her! *runs away*

Aeris - *singing* I WILL SURVIVE! OH AS LONG AS I KNOW HOW TO LOVE I KNOW I WILL SURVIVE!

*enter Sephiroth*

"Hello Sexy"

Aeris - SEPHY!!

*sephy walks over*

"Not YOU"

*pushes Aeris over and starts running*

"ZACKYPOO!!!"
 
Yuffie: I so think reno is gay!

Tifa: Cloud why are you rejecting me?*sobs*

Cloud: Dude; I need a break from these women!:|

Vincent: I swear I just saw a giant rabbit on your porch!:O

Cloud: thats becuase your high.
 
Aerith: You came! Even though you are about to break!
Cloud: AAAAAAAAAAHHH! It's a ghost!
::runs away::

Yuffie: I will be donating all my things to charity and be taking a vow of poverty!

Red XIII: Don't worry Cloud I'm here! ::mauls Sephiroth with his teeth and claws::
Cloud: Good grief, why can't I have a normal dog like everyone else!

Cloud: Tifa, I have great news!
Tifa: You found the children!
Cloud: No, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko!

Tifa: So, what are we going to do tomorrow night Spirit Aerith?
Aerith: Same thing we do every night Tifa! Try to take over the world!


 
Vincent: Where can I buy a phone?
Tifa: Phones 4 U *does hand gestures*
Vincent: Yeeeeeeeeeeeees yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
 
Cloud:"You remember when we were trying to break into that mansion?"
Aeris:"Yeah..."
Cloud:"Dressing up like that was FUN!"
Aeris::blink:
 
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wakka: why the hell do i get a ball as self defence
tifa: cos youre gay
wakka: you havent even got a weapon
cloud: i got 6 swords you idiot
wakka throws ball and kills cloud resulting in tifa strangling him to deathh
 
Yuffie : I know longer require material possessions - i have become a monk - PRAISE JESUS!

Tifa: How did i get this high? SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!
 
Cloud: all hail the new threat to us all, The new leader of our enimies, the PLASTIC CUP!

Vincent:Hahahahahahahahaha! What hapened to Kadaj?

Cloud:I think it had something to do with the fact that kadaj discovered the same bit of materia too many times in 5 minutes time.

Kadaj: I FOUND BLACK MATERIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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