Things Kingdom Hearts character's would never say

[Cinnamon Locke]

Just write something that any character in KH would'nt say I will start.

Axel: Its true I really am Reno' nobody, heh and turns out his name is really Ale. Got it memorized ?

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

sora: i want your babies kairi

 

[Seth_Rahl]

Sephiroth(to sora): Damnit, why doesn't your friggin' keyblade ever dull!? Stupid masamune...

 

[Yiazmat]

Yiazmat

There is no character that would say this...

"Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!"

 

[Seth_Rahl]

Cloud: Thanks Sora. I owe you one.
Sora: Sure thing. Just make sure you zip up your pants before you go see Sephy, or we might have a problem here.

Namine': Pants? Who needs them?

 

[FuSoya]

Xemnas-Stop! Hamertime.
Sora-Screw you guys I quit.

 

[guerrilha232]

Axel: I want two cheeseburger, fries, and a coke. Got memorized?

 

[Mirage Warrior]

heres one
Sora: Ooooooh Kairi u turn me on! i want to have a family with u

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

sora: i am a remnant of the apocalypse, may you all be damned!

sephiroth:mother! he just hit me with his keyblade!

jenova:WTF what am i doing here?

 

[Rockman X]

Sora: friendship be damned!

 

[Seth_Rahl]

Sora: Its raining men, hallelujah its raining men, amen!

 

[LordofInfinity]

Axel: I hate Roxas. Got it memorized?

 

[Edward Elric]

Cid: sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn tea!

 

[Seth_Rahl]

Cloud: The bandages? Oh, they're there for kinky purposes.

 

[Dark-Angel]

Sora: Hey Kairi, you wanna go out with me?
Kairi: Sorry, but Riku asked first. I'm staying at his place tonight
Riku: Hey everyone!
Sora: You BASTARD!!! [walks of and cries]

 

[SummonerYuna]

Riku: Sorry, Sora, turns out, Kairi's actually the one for me. Didja know she can get real freaky naughty??

 

[xnotjustadreamx]

Sora *to kairi* - "Nice arse man"

 

[Dark-Angel]

Axel: Damn, Sephiroth. You look SEXY!

Sephiroth: ... Die muthafucka

Axel: But...I love you...got it memorized?

Sephiroth: Well I fucking dont *slaps axel* Go away! And stop using that cheesy catch phrase "got it memorized" Its annoying.

Axel: But i wanna have a family with you

Sephiroth: Leave me alone, I'm not gay. Go away before I kill you!

Axel: Come on! Just a kiss

Sephiroth: Argghhhh *throws sword at Axel which misses* Arghhh! *runs away*

Axel: Woohoo, he's scared of me!

 

[Ironman]

Riku " Sora i love you"
Sora "Riku i love you too"
Riku "lets have sex"
Kairi "hang on a second Were is this in the god damn script I CAN'T WORK IN THESE CONDITIONS" *STORMS OUT*
Riku " haha hey sora you were right, Kairi will get really pissed off if we turned out to be gay lovers"

 

[Dark-Angel]

Sephiroth: Twinkle, twinkle little star. How I wonder what you are...

Cloud: WTF!!!

Sephiroth: Jesus fucking christ, where did you come from you sneaky little bastard

Cloud: Pfft. Whos the big "badass" now??? hmn

Sephiroth: ......I'll kill you. NOW *draws masamune*

Cloud: Oh shutup *throws fireball at sephiroth*

Sephiroth: owwww, why wont you DIE already you little bastard

Cloud: *laughs out loud and skips off*

Sephiroth: Oh come on what is this? I was mocked in one of the previous posts by some weirdo called Axel. Now I'm being mocked again by CLOUD. I mean COME ON. I'm losing my reputation here for god's sake!