This is why we need MEN! :rage

I find yelling racial slurs at bugs is the best way to kill them.
 
I would throw a shoe at the wasp if it wasn't next to the window, don't want to accidentally break it :gasp2:
 
I can't believe what I'm about to say but, that... actually made me laugh. :mokken:

do you think the truth is funny missy? :mokken:

you can't handle the truth :mokken:
 
I handled your truth twice last night. :mokken:

fuck you, you dirty freeloading mexican. You smell of ass and burritos.

i'll punch you in your man ovaries if you insist that you created the taco again. It was invented in America, it's American food. :mokken:

you salary has been reduced to less than a quarter of minimum wage as a result of your transgressions. also I'm evicting you if you dont move all 43 of your relatives and hombres out of your house. not cool esse :mokken:

in other news :mokken: i watched a movie last night where a nerd got with a chick that turned him down at every turn until he started talking about lord of the rings and speaking in elvish. It was pretty funny :mokken:
 
fuck you, you dirty freeloading mexican. You smell of ass and burritos.

i'll punch you in your man ovaries if you insist that you created the taco again. It was invented in America, it's American food. :mokken:

you salary has been reduced to less than a quarter of minimum wage as a result of your transgressions. also I'm evicting you if you dont move all 43 of your relatives and hombres out of your house. not cool esse :mokken:

in other news :mokken: i watched a movie last night where a nerd got with a chick that turned him down at every turn until he started talking about lord of the rings and speaking in elvish. It was pretty funny :mokken:

:rofl:

+rep.
 
fuck you, you dirty freeloading mexican. You smell of ass and burritos.

i'll punch you in your man ovaries if you insist that you created the taco again. It was invented in America, it's American food. :mokken:

you salary has been reduced to less than a quarter of minimum wage as a result of your transgressions. also I'm evicting you if you dont move all 43 of your relatives and hombres out of your house. not cool esse :mokken:

in other news :mokken: i watched a movie last night where a nerd got with a chick that turned him down at every turn until he started talking about lord of the rings and speaking in elvish. It was pretty funny :mokken:
I laughed at this entire thing, and now I feel a little racist...
 
... yes? :ahmed:

Or of losing their sexual prowess. Viagra? :mokken:
This is true.

fuck you, you dirty freeloading mexican. You smell of ass and burritos.

i'll punch you in your man ovaries if you insist that you created the taco again. It was invented in America, it's American food. :mokken:

you salary has been reduced to less than a quarter of minimum wage as a result of your transgressions. also I'm evicting you if you dont move all 43 of your relatives and hombres out of your house. not cool esse :mokken:

in other news :mokken: i watched a movie last night where a nerd got with a chick that turned him down at every turn until he started talking about lord of the rings and speaking in elvish. It was pretty funny :mokken:
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lmao
 
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