Today'z Mah Bday!!!

Never buy porn when it's so easy to download for free on the internetz!

But if you're interested in maybe making your own...? You'll be able to do so while abiding by the law! Reality.Fantasy sure sounds like a decent pornstar name.

Happy birthday, sir. xD
 
But if you're interested in maybe making your own...? You'll be able to do so while abiding by the law! Reality.Fantasy sure sounds like a decent pornstar name.
xD

Happy Birthday, go and buy Death cigarettes D:
 
happy belated birthday, nigra. :monster:
 
Yo, happy B-Day, man. And let us never forget to reach that goal of 50 Gigs of porn/hentai/videos of monkeys drinking their own piss/porn/video games/retarded claymations/threatening e-mails to the U.N./porn and music.

Ahem....it's not what I'd do. Certainly not. (Good thing they don't know. Wait, did I type that out loud?)

Well....happy birthday anyways!
 
Happy Belated Birthday! I wrote you a haiku:

You are now eighteen
You can now smoke and watch porn
and it be legal


:P
 
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