W...w...WOLF SPIDER!?!?!?!?! MY GOD! Does it eat wolves?
Oh and...Pretty sure I live VERY close to you VR and I didn't know about all these spiders and shit. Dayummm!
The wolf spiders live more around the cumberland gap area, actually. I haven't seen any around here.
And I FINALLY found those little fuckers that go THWACK when you hit them with pine cones, it's a marbled spider:
Looks like a relative of the marbled spider, I like the color patterns:
The Australian clown spider:
And the most badass spider I've ever seen, the Vietnamese lynx spider:
That thing will kick you in the nuts then stab you with its its spikes. So yeah, I'm pretty sure I either died inside or my arachnophobia suddenly went away. Sux foar u, Rydia. You can't scare me with this stuff now.