Undressing....

[Fear The Reaper]

Jamie Oliver just admitted he enjoys undressing salads
His tone when he said this said it all.
As a chef I think he needs to keep his habits to himself and keep to cooking in the kitchen otherwise things could get a little bit messy.


.FTR.

 

[Soltharn]

I'd rather see Nigella Lawson undress some salad, to be honest.

 

[Fear The Reaper]

Maybe she should be the next naked chef?

.FTR.

 

[Soltharn]

She should, yes! Not due to perverted thoughts, but because I genuinely believe she is an excellent role model - after all, women should be curvy rather than stick thin in my opinion.

 

[Ahlchamest]

*Googles Nigella Lawson*................................!!!!!!!

 

[Fear The Reaper]

Good cover up for your real reasons

.FTR.

 

[Valvalis]

Did you know that Emeril Lagasse sleeps with a ham hock under his pillow? And he uses apple bacon as a facial exfoliator, and when he gets up every morning he goes down to his basement and gets down on his knees and worships garlic

I seriously have heard him say these things. I have them written down in a notebook I keep of funny quotes XD

 

[Fear The Reaper]

I might have to start doing that. Seems like a good idea

Seriously? Seems like he may be a bit mental

.FTR.

 

[Valvalis]

BAM! Oh yeah babe

 

[Fear The Reaper]

Wait did you say he uses apple bacon?!

I want some!!!

.FTR.

 

[Aeris]

I feel strangely disappointed in this thread. ; A ;

 

[Fear The Reaper]

What were you expecting of this thread then?

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[Noize]

I thought you were gunna say you caught your nextdoor neighbour undressing from your bedroom window like in the movies D:

I was dissillusoned!

Haha jokes... i read the first post, Jamie Oliver is whacked out like that, but atleast he proves that Poms know how to cook food other than fish n chips >.<

He actually cooks some pretty delicious stuff

 

[Fear The Reaper]

Of course he does apart from he took my TWIZZLERS away from me .

Oh how I miss ye olde turkey twizzlers.

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[GalaxyFlare]

I feel strangely disappointed in this thread. ; A ;

Yeah tell me about it!!!

What were you expecting of this thread then?

You know damn well what we were expecting and you tricked us

Anyone see that series where he tried to change the eating habits of a town of americans? Titanic struggle!! I said it before Yanks dont move for no one, ast least not easily

And yes great food

 

[Fear The Reaper]

I didnt mislead you. You jumped to conclusions Shows how dirty your minds are! And I respect you for that.

.FTR.

 

[Noize]

Yeah tell me about it!!!


You know damn well what we were expecting and you tricked us

**Waits for Cait to epicly slap pete for wanting to perve**

 

[Fear The Reaper]

I didnt know that there were so many people waiting to pray on the right titled thread

Looks like I got some business to attend to

.FTR.