Weird Ways To Die

[Hell_Razer]

So what ways do you tihnk is a weird way to die???

Mine would be...Getting hit by a fat person

EDIT: i think this belongs in Spam Colosium Don't Know

 

[Howl]

Inhaling too much methane gas?

 

[SapphireStar]

Singing in the shower and some water goes down the wrong way and you choke. Seriously it can happen and it was featured in a CSI episode.

 

[Big Casino]

choking on a potato would be strange

 

[Shenorai]

Anyone ever seen The Omen? There was a guy that was decapitated by a swinging sign.

 

[Warbsywoo]

That's not weird. That's horrible. I hate scary movies. Not Scary Movie by the way. xD

Weirdest way of dying?
Suffocating after being sat on by a sumo wrestler.

 

[Twit]

dying in your dreams then dying in real life

 

[Clyde]

Getting scared to death... or having a coconut fall on your head... lol i cant believe cocnuts kill more people than sharks... its kinda funny... my condolences to those killed by coconuts

 

[Shenorai]

That's not weird. That's horrible. I hate scary movies. Not Scary Movie by the way. xD

Weirdest way of dying?
Suffocating after being sat on by a sumo wrestler.

I still found it weird. I mean, who would've thought that a shop sign would kill ya?

Hmm...how about being so entranced with something on TV that you just sit there staring at it 'til you starve to death?

 

[F. F. Fan]

An Eagle flying over accidentally drops a Tortoise on your head. Loosing your balance, then falling and breaking your neck.

Last but not least… Drowning at a Lifeguards’ Pool Party.

 

[Cactuar]

Playing too much Final Fantasy? Nah thats not weird...

Hmm, spontaneous combustion? thats pretty weird in my opinion

 

[Savior of the Damned]

In hot fuzz when that chucrh spire falls on top of that guys head

 

[krazy_fool_X]

If you wanna see weird deaths just watch Final Destination.

Ironic deaths are the best like a fat person choking on food

 

[Edward Elric]

id say getting stung by bees to death. or a nascar car crashing and the tire flying into the stands and killing you.

 

[Jimmy]

Getting attacked by your own gradma with a stick...

 

[Doc Holliday]

Seriously, you guys are morbid. "LOL LETS TALK ABOUT WAYS TO DIE"

 

[Rockman X]

Haha, it's not morbid, it's funny.

Now lets see...how about choking to death on floss?

 

[dimmufan]

Has anyone ever seen a program called Faces Of Death? There are seven in the series. Each one is packed with an hour of different ways to kill the living. There is some pretty morbid and graphic scenes in those films. I would highly recommend watching these flicks as soon as possible.

To get back on topic, though, I would hate to bleed to death due to a cause of a thousand tiny, yet deep, cuts all over my body.

 

[kezzamanezza]

getting hit by an ambulance. (how ironic would that be?)