What is the cookie monster trying to say?

[Vincents Fury]

IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR.

 

[Davey Gaga]

If you push my arm down, my mouth closes. Why do you think my mouth is always open?

 

[L]

Obviously.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Pull my finger

 

[Lord Kaos]

FUK U ELMO

 

[Kermit the Frog]

SOMEONE CUT ME OFF!!!!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[RioDragon]

I SWAER TA DRUNK, OCCIFER, I'M NOT GOD!

 

[Kermit the Frog]

I am the Cookie God

 

[Crazee Dayzee]

I'm being buttfucked rait nao.

 

[Bambi]

invisible sandwich

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Ahhhhhhhhh Reelackshun When I Have My Arm Up!!!!!!

 

[Bambi]

Pump it an'a squirt

 

[Dazz]

HAIL HITLER

 

[Fusilli]

HAIL HITLER

Lmao!

*burp*

 

[Kermit the Frog]

HAIL HITLER

ROFLMAO!!!!

Look at me, I'm fat!!!

 

[Kim Taehyung]

Oops. Damnit, I dropped my damn bottle of Jack.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

IMA GO GET DRUNK IN *burp* YOUR HOUSE, UNDER YOUR BED, THEN I'LL SEX YOU WHILE I LET YOU SMELL MY ARMPIT!!!!

 

[Dazz]

Hello, can you spare a minute to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?

 

[Kim Taehyung]

ZIEG HAIL!

...totally not orginal, I know.

 

[Dazz]

I'll sue you!