Where did you get your username from?

People are naturally curious about the Chivalry Augustus. Where did it come from? Why is it an eleven out of ten on the man-o-meter? All very good questions and all easily answerable. You see, the Chivalry Augustus was born in a backwater suburb of Botswana, to a one-legged prostitute mother. He had no father, other than the father he had, nor was he an educated individual. He grew up with one and a half legs, a terrible combination of the two legs his father had had and the one leg his terribly ugly mother had suffered with. He was ugly, uneducated, and direly in need of a change of direction by the time he was seventeen months old. He decided to flee from his mother at the invitation of an Argentinian Circus magnate, who had been in the area looking for talent. The Chivalry Augustus could not believe his luck. He sprang from Botswana on the back of a fake passport, then jumped further borders throughout the dangerous South American wildlands by being disguised as a monkey, a giraffe and Michael Douglas. The end result was his arrival in Argentina. By this time he was fourteen years old. The journey had been long and arduous and already, he had impregnated at least eight women (as well as a number of wolves and cattle, who could not resist his charm). For some unexplainable reason he was dashingly handsome, chivalrous, and was given the name Augustus by the circus magnate. His first and twelfth wives, after enjoying a threesome, blessed him with the further name of Chivalry. He now lives a happy life in Buenos Aires with all of his eighteen wives. And sixty-seven children. And fourteen wolf cubs. And various other animal progeny. Yes, yes. I know what you're thinking. Handsome, charming and modest. How does the Chivalry Augustus do it? My friends, there is no answer to that question. Some of us were born an eleven on the man-o-meter, others were born a four or a two. It is my elevenness on the man-o-meter that has meant that no woman I've ever been with has noticed my one major failing. Yes, the elusive half a leg that is missing. However, the Chivalry Augustus is so blessed that they may be misinterpreting other parts of his body as the second leg. Thank you and goodnight.
 
I like playing magic-users and like classes in Dungeons & Dragons, and they're commonly called wizards. As for the "SCARY" part, I was wondering to myself one day, "What would a cat think if it saw a wizard advance on it menacingly?"; aside from the standard "I'm rubbing myself against you to mark you as my property! :3" response, the cat might fail its save against spells and run away in fear. And things that cause fear are seen as "scary" by others.
So, that's how I came up with my name.
 
My name... Calico is a name suggestion a friend gave me. I fell in love with it, cuz it kept my main account name CALI but combined it into something else I love. Cats. <33

Plus... it's just so adorable. :3
 
Obvious

I got my username from my favorite FF villain of all time, Sephiroth!!

When i was initially singing up for FF Forums i was torn in between 2 of my favorite characters from the series Sephiroth and Squall(from FF8).
 
It's in the name. I took the name directly off a character in the latest Tactics Ogre on the PSP.

The only female White Knight in the game, and quite difficult to recruit in the game. Admittedly, she doesn't have many special skills or the like to make her better... But I suppose in the game, she's pretty much the best looking female. >.> The rest are... Well... Good, but not good. Oxymoron much?
 
Tom Badguy is simple. I like the Guilty Gear fighting games and Sol Badguy is my main. But I hate it when people don't address me by my name, so that's where the Tom comes from. Tom Badguy is also my XBL Gamertag. Short, sweet and always goes down smooth.
 
The wizard from Howl's Moving Castle.
This is also the name I've given to my car. XD
 
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<--- Olivia Wilde, the actress. You may know her from films such as The Next Three Days and Tron: Legacy as well as TV shows such as House.
 
I wanted to change my name, and I was listening to Lykke Li at the time, so I was tempted to change it to Lykke. I didn't think people would know how to pronounce it correctly though, so I spellt it phonetically.
 
It came to me as me and some friends were messing around with each other.

POOF, that's how i came across timthebigone
 
I got my username from FFX-2. (Sad isn't it?)

I am sure it's a move from the Samari (Sp?) dressphere. You can use it to cast protect and haste for one character. (I think). haha. It's been so long since I've played it.
 
Mine came from Monarch Programming. Recently took an interest in the subject, and was about to go for more personal research in the area.

That, and I figured I would try set-making with that as theme, so yeah. Convenient to have along the way.
 
I just recently caught up in the show Doctor Who, and "my doctor" was the 10th doctor. Voila! New username.
 
Well my first name begins with J, and Wick is an abbreviation of my surname. I had a mind blank when I was choosing a name for this site, and JWick was the first thing that came to my head. So in other words, it's completely uncreative on my part.
 
My name...Am I really that boring? :( Usually my name is already taken. It wasn't so I just used it...
 
When I was a wee little bitch, I used to be really big into angels and elves. So yea. It stuck. That and I really have no imagination coming up with user names.

...I suck XD
 
My name's original, though not necessarily creative. When I first joined, my username was VoN (just my real name with alternating caps), but then I switched it. Something simple, slightly gross, and easy to remember.
 
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