World's Dumbest Crimes Ever

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Firion's Babe

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dumb crimes I've seen on Tru TV::wacky:

-2 drunk party animals were riding through the San Fransico bridge on a couch that was outside of the station wagon instead of the inside.
- a man was robbing a convience store and while he was taking the cash register, he forgot to unplug the register from the wall.
- 2 men were stealing beer from a store and while running away in their truck, one of the guys falls out with the beer.
- a man stole a woman's car and while he was running with the car, little did he know he stopped at her dad's house when he asked for directions.
- an undercover cop pulled over a speeding the car. the speeder decided to get in the backseat and lay down (yes, he took a nap!!) a woman in the front passenger seat said she did not know what he was doing when the cop asked her.
-What it your D.O.B?
what is a D.O.B.?
when is your birthday?
May 5th
What year?
Every year, man.
- a man in Buenos Aries tried to kill his wife by pushing her out of an 8 story window. She survied because she was entangled by power cables. He jumped and tried to land on top of her.... and he missed.

I read some of these crimes from bored.com and watched "The smoking gun presents World's Dumbest Criminals"
 
Funny stuff. :D

But I wouldn't say the criminal that stole the womans car was stupid, it's not like he knew it would be her father... He was just exceedingly unlucky. xD

I read about a guy who was caught robbing a bank, which wouldn't be stupid if he hadn't been caught robbing the very same bank in the past.

Also, some moron robbed a bank and then decided to turn up the music volume on his getaway car to the maximum as he drove away. Needless to say, he stuck out like a sore thumb. :P
 
Firion's Babe said:
Here's another dumb crime:
a man got arrested for trying to get back in jail.
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From a sociological standpoint, that's actually not un-heard of with newly-released prisoners who's spent a great deal of time in prison. They're so used to living life in prison that once you release them, the world seems to be overwhelming to them and they are unable to function really well out there. They have to actually find a decent job and work in order to survive, but most will certainly have a hard time with that of course due to their records. So they would actually try to go back to prison by committing a crime since living 'inside' gives them a sense of security. That and they feel a bit more comfortable and formed loyalty with their 'friends' there.
 
This happend in a town a few miles from where I live.

A man decided to steal hold up a store with a baseball bat asking for the money from the till. There was no money in the till, so he stole the box that held over 500 scratch cards. He scratched all of them off hoping for some large amounts then handed them in a shop.

The cards were codes on the cards were reported stolen and he was caught a few hours after trying to hand them in. The funny part about it is there were only 3 winners. lol XD
 
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