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making fun of you
so youve been stringing me along all this time. have you any idea how frustrating that. sexually ofc!?
i wise woman once said to me. What would be the differnce between a 9 and a 10?
1. tightness
2. a clitoris that can find itself
3. she'd have to be pretty much perfect
ps: if that wise woman was your mum dont say any of those things to her
2. a clitoris that can find itself
3. she'd have to be pretty much perfect
ps: if that wise woman was your mum dont say any of those things to her
I haven't talked to you since our last spat how can I be stringing you along? You've been calling me a cunt the whole time. Home boy, you best be proud I haven't poisoned you yet. 
Also, I'm not lisenting to that crappy song.
Also, I'm not lisenting to that crappy song.
uhh, I'm clueless.
no it wasnt my mum it was a member of this forum but we were talking about gfx and art 
"the whole time"
ive been banned. im lucky im not on the sex offenders list cause of you cali. i loved you. i still love you.
ive been banned. im lucky im not on the sex offenders list cause of you cali. i loved you. i still love you.
Oh, really?"the whole time"
ive been banned. im lucky im not on the sex offenders list cause of you cali. i loved you. i still love you.
Lemme fill you in on somethin', here in the US, the women like to be called love or honey, not cunt.
its an affectionate term i use. if you were a true blue, you'd get it.
us blues...we're all about the passionate sex.
i call you cunt, you call me cock. its how civilised people do things
us blues...we're all about the passionate sex.
i call you cunt, you call me cock. its how civilised people do things
Dang it, you're supposed to be affectionate and sensitive to my needs. You're supposed to delicately ravage in me. And honey, I got news for you. Calling me a cunt is neither here nor there.its an affectionate term i use. if you were a true blue, you'd get it.
us blues...we're all about the passionate sex.
i call you cunt, you call me cock. its how civilised people do things
i just explained it.
it must be cause youre american.
we were so good together. shame it didnt last long babes.
it must be cause youre american.
we were so good together. shame it didnt last long babes.
i just want to make love to you.
We were? So when I call you a prick, it's all lovey dovey?i just explained it.
it must be cause youre american.
we were so good together. shame it didnt last long babes.
Of course you do. You also want to "make love" to every other vagina around. And odds are, you wouldn't "make love".i just want to make love to you.
ive been called far worse than a prick. and i wouldnt mind you calling me that baby.
also what an insult. im a very sensual man. *strokes body*
words mean nothing to us blues. its all sex sex sex, love love love, hugs hugs hugs, sex sex sex. rinse and repeat until youre too raw or too tired to go on.
also what an insult. im a very sensual man. *strokes body*
words mean nothing to us blues. its all sex sex sex, love love love, hugs hugs hugs, sex sex sex. rinse and repeat until youre too raw or too tired to go on.
awww go easy on cali. Hes my pal. He puts on a tough act but really hes the biggest softie youl ever meet,
because im a blue and thats what blues do. if you want to do some pottery its pottery with sex (like in ghost 
) if you want to go shopping its shopping with sex (probly best to stick to online shopping) if you want to cook its cooking with sex.
i dont think youre blue at all. i think you just said that so youd get some attention off me. cock tease. typical pink. very typical pink.
) if you want to go shopping its shopping with sex (probly best to stick to online shopping) if you want to cook its cooking with sex.i dont think youre blue at all. i think you just said that so youd get some attention off me. cock tease. typical pink. very typical pink.
either you mean go easy on him or this is a "jims gay" joke
JIMS ON TOUR JIMS ON TOUR JIMS ON TOUR PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH BUY ME A DRINK JIM PUNCH JIMS ON TOUR.